I wonder if this works

[Don Corleone]

Tom Hagen did a search today on Alien Abductions, and came across this let web page:

http://www.alien-technology.com/abduction/request_abduction.shtml

We took the liberty of signing Sammy up for another Abduction

[lms2]

LMAO. I am sure Sammy would thank you from the bottom of his heart and other orifices.

[Don Corleone]

I'd like to think so. We signed him up for the full works, including Alien Impregnation.

The maximum abduction time was only 1 week + (keep the fat git wasn't an option)

[lms2]

I wonder if they would lose him in a black hole if a reward were offered?

[Don Corleone]

We could ask. There is a risk though that the Black Hole would only spit him back out.

[lms2]

Okay, I am not just asking, I am begging...

I don't know much about black holes. Are they known for spitting stuff back out?

[Don Corleone]

No they only suck things in. However if he goes in singing Dreams I wouldn't blame the thing for re-inventing the laws of Physic's.

[lms2]

couldn't you pick a solo song for him to go in singing?

[guwapo_rocker]

[Don Corleone]

Maybe we should sign Ed up for this?

They might detox him, replace a few brain cells, teach him how to play again, and remind him that Dave is Van Halen.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker

HAAAAH HAHAHA HAHA AHA AA

HARDEE HAR HAR HAR FUCKIN HAAAARRRRR

BC!!

[lms2]

Has anyone seen Sam lately? Maybe it worked, in which case anything is worth a try. Heck, if it don't work, what have we lost?

I think you should go for it. :D

[TLR]

Better have 'em bring the whole damn mothership when the come for the extraction...

[Nickdfresh]

This is actual audio from Sammy's alien abduction anal probe!:

[flappo]

what a shame sammy didn't get an anal probe from a rhino