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It got a little dirty when I was visiting the pen the other day.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
Originally posted by Switch84 :D Dave says, "Desmond Child is alright for Bon Jovi. For Van Halen, it's Syphillis; any amount kills the entire organism!"
There's no way Dave would ever sing the Sammy era stuff and in the event of a CVH reunion, I'm not so sure the brothers would ask him too either.
A CVH gig has a whole different vibe to a Van Hagar gig and the latter's material would not suit the ocassion. There's more than enough material from the Classic era to add to MWM and CGTSNM, as well as all the new material they would have.
I don't think all the hardcore fans and metalheads that would come out of the woodwork to see a CVH show would appreciate hearing 'Love Walks In', 'When it's Love' or 'Not Enough'.
Originally posted by jeff10011 I had a thought. If Dave ever did get back with Van Halen do you think he would sing any Sammy songs. don't get me wrong I am no Sammy fan at all but there are some Sammy fans out there. Do you think they would play tracks like Right Now and 5150? I know Dave has said before he wouldn't but everyone ever associated with Van Halen is a pathological liar.
Why the fuck would DLR have to sing VHagar shit.The U.S. just had an entire fucking VHagar tour and judging by the turnouts even the sheep wouldn't leave the pen to go worship their gods.The brothers have been shown in no uncertain terms by the generally appalling turnouts for a name band that VHagar and their back catalogue is one giant stink bomb and should be thrown on the shit heap of history.
In an alternate universe; how funny would this be?
"Whoooooah man.....*deafening applause*.......I gotta say right now.....*deafening applause*....It's been about twenty fuckin' years and you rowdy motherfuckers are still awake ah say-ah say..... *deafening applause*
....and anyone that's been awake that long is about ready for some MOTHERFUCKIN' DREAMMMMMMS!!!!!! *confused crowd noise*
.....ohhhhh baby....I gotta tell ya right here people....it ain't gonna happen! *DEAFENING APPLAUSE*
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??!! *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE* ........
....BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW THE FUCKIN' WOOOOOORDS!!!!
Originally posted by rustoffa In an alternate universe; how funny would this be?
"Whoooooah man.....*deafening applause*.......I gotta say right now.....*deafening applause*....It's been about twenty fuckin' years and you rowdy motherfuckers are still awake ah say-ah say..... *deafening applause*
....and anyone that's been awake that long is about ready for some MOTHERFUCKIN' DREAMMMMMMS!!!!!! *confused crowd noise*
.....ohhhhh baby....I gotta tell ya right here people....it ain't gonna happen! *DEAFENING APPLAUSE*
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??!! *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE* ........
....BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW THE FUCKIN' WOOOOOORDS!!!!
(CUE UNCHAINED).....
:D
LOL, nice work... no way Dave would go near Spam's lyrics..
Originally posted by rustoffa In an alternate universe; how funny would this be?
"Whoooooah man.....*deafening applause*.......I gotta say right now.....*deafening applause*....It's been about twenty fuckin' years and you rowdy motherfuckers are still awake ah say-ah say..... *deafening applause*
....and anyone that's been awake that long is about ready for some MOTHERFUCKIN' DREAMMMMMMS!!!!!! *confused crowd noise*
.....ohhhhh baby....I gotta tell ya right here people....it ain't gonna happen! *DEAFENING APPLAUSE*
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??!! *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE* ........
....BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW THE FUCKIN' WOOOOOORDS!!!!
(CUE UNCHAINED).....
:D
Damn, Russ Baby! That's some kick ass typing you're doing!
ROFLMMFAOBT!!
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
Blackflag on DLR
I wonder how much of 5150 is Dave's doing. Does anyone know how long they worked on it before Dave quit/got fired? I know the lyrics are pure spam, but it seems some of the harmonies might be Daves.
Originally posted by rustoffa In an alternate universe; how funny would this be?
"Whoooooah man.....*deafening applause*.......I gotta say right now.....*deafening applause*....It's been about twenty fuckin' years and you rowdy motherfuckers are still awake ah say-ah say..... *deafening applause*
....and anyone that's been awake that long is about ready for some MOTHERFUCKIN' DREAMMMMMMS!!!!!! *confused crowd noise*
.....ohhhhh baby....I gotta tell ya right here people....it ain't gonna happen! *DEAFENING APPLAUSE*
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??!! *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE* ........
....BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW THE FUCKIN' WOOOOOORDS!!!!
(CUE UNCHAINED).....
:D
Niiice! :D
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
Originally posted by Nickdfresh I wonder how much of 5150 is Dave's doing. Does anyone know how long they worked on it before Dave quit/got fired? I know the lyrics are pure spam, but it seems some of the harmonies might be Daves.
His fingerprints are on a few tracks is the general impression most get, and he has confirmed as much.
"Summer Nights" is the one most often cited, and I could easily "hear" that one being Roth'inized.
Summer Nights, Get Up, and an unrealeased track called Eat Thy Neighbor are the 3 songs that come to mind when I think of the tracks that Dave worked on for 5150.
DLR7884
Probably a little bit of Dave's input on most of that album.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
That's what I always thought! I can actually tolerate "Summer Nights" and I've always noticed that Van Hagar shied away from that song after the first tour. It's not on the "BOBW" compilation.
Originally posted by light 'em up! I would love to hear Dave sing the songs he originally wrote for 5150 before Sammy ruined them.... w/ Dave's lyrics and melodies.
That could be cool! Get up, Summer Nights, BOBW, have Dave influences all over them!
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