How Many Steps Do You Think It Will Take Ed To Come Back To Reality

[Matt White]

HAHA!!! Not too surprisin' Switch!!!
The ONLY thing that will save EVH is:

[aesop]

Originally posted by Switch84
He's pretty much toast. Look at what he's lost already: Dave (left the band), Ted Templeman, part of his tongue, his wife, his son, his MIND! Some folks get a brush with death and wake up. Not Eddie. Almost every current pic of him I've seen the motherfucker has a CIGARETTE IN HIS HAND!

Dude's headed for the dirt nap by his own hand.

What's the deal with Ted anyways? I never heard. They definately never sounded as good since.

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
One.

Call David.

One easy step pick the phone up and call David.

[Wayne L.]

I think some of my fellow VH fans need help to get back to reality more than Eddie does because most of them live in the past sadly like it's 79/80/81 pretending he's still in his 20's instead of approaching 50 in January.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I think some of my fellow VH fans need help to get back to reality more than Eddie does because most of them live in the past sadly like it's 79/80/81 pretending he's still in his 20's instead of approaching 50 in January.

"You ever have a beer?!?"

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by aesop
What's the deal with Ted anyways? I never heard. They definately never sounded as good since.

I once read that Van Halen complained that Ted drowned out the bass lines with Eddie's guitar on the first six. Of course that fact that nobody gave a shit about Mute Bassists playing didn't matter I guess.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I think some of my fellow VH fans need help to get back to reality more than Eddie does because most of them live in the past sadly like it's 79/80/81 pretending he's still in his 20's instead of approaching 50 in January.

Wayne L is a Fag.

[jojo2371]

fire sammy
call dave
call ted templeman
call donn landee

4 easy steps !

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

NUKE THE STUCCO OFF THE 5150 GARAGE THING IN EDS' DRIVEWAY, THAT'LL GET ED UP OFF HIS DRUG INFESTED LAZY PASTEDEY HALFBREED ASS

BC!!

[Model Citizen]

How Many Steps Do You Think It Will Take Ed To Come Back To Reality

Let's ask Mr. Owl

[bueno bob]

3! 3 steps!

[DrMaddVibe]

After a brief stint as lead guitarist in Evanescence the drinking won't numb him anymore. He'll move on to heroin and become a microphone stand for Michael Jackson. Then and only then will he suffer dehabiliating DT's and have to look at the human train wreck he's become in the mirror.

He will die and the rest of the "band" will somehow try to blame Dave for EdWad's lack of restraint as a human, a guitarist, a father, a husband, a businessman, a spokesman and as the guy that stole Valerie from me.