Perry Stone Show: Eddie Van Halen phony interview! MANDATORY LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VanRoth]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
It was good natured. "Was" being the key word.

I'm Mr. Mellow... especially with my Friday W.L. Weller Special Reserves, served neat of course.

I read your whole little posting, and you were the one bitching "THAT'S NOT EDDIE"... Well DUH, dipsh*t!

Oh, and one other thing... grow yourself a set before you ever think of attempting to tell me what to do again -- not that it will fuc*in' matter when yours do finally drop.

No fuc*in' bass in your voice at all, boy.

What are you talking about, you fucking Pig?
You must be high, crazy fuck!
You piss me off, and I'll fuck your girlfriend

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Brett
Stupid.

Yes ! As soon as I heard "Ed" speaking coherently I knew
it was a paradoy. But fuck, the compariosn between Van Hagar
and Van Halen was spot on.. That shit was funny.
Those dudes just summed up what every original Van Halen
fan has been thinking for the last 20 years.

Sure it was stupid, but it was fucking funny too !!

(Unless you are a Van Hagar fan, I guess)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
(Unless you are a Van Hagar fan, I guess)

Oh fine... Talking about me again...:p

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I never said I was offended, I said it wasn't FUNNY...

It was fucking funny !

Unless you are an Ed sympathizer or Sammy lover..

How could it not be funny, Ed having Van Hagar and
Van Halen shoved in his face, and a dude going, what
the fuck ??? What gives ?? How do you go from this to
this ??


I loved it.. Fookin great !!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
It was fucking funny !

Unless you are an Ed sympathizer or Sammy lover..

How could it not be funny, Ed having Van Hagar and
Van Halen shoved in his face, and a dude going, what
the fuck ??? What gives ?? How do you go from this to
this ??


I loved it.. Fookin great !!

Eddie lover, Sammy sympathizer...

It wasn't comedy... anyone could come up with that!

[Panamark]

Sure, and it would have still been as funny..

Fuck that Van Hagar pussy fag girlie music..
I loved the concept. I wished I had done it,
hillarious !!

[Panamark]

It was obviously not Ed, the dude was coherent.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Are you tryig to PROVOKE me? Not gonna work P-mark... I see POJ here and I know he is watching me...

[Matt White]

Making fun of EVH?!?

HAHA!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Are you tryig to PROVOKE me? Not gonna work P-mark... I see POJ here and I know he is watching me...

Nup, not at all. I thought it was funny. I think if you took offence at this sketch or didnt find it funny, then its obvious where your alliances lay. I mean think about it, the original fans have wanted to say excatly this to EVH forever. But nobody has had the balls to come straight out and say it. "Hey Ed how do you go from Panama to this pussy shit". How ???

You get fucking Spammy to sing !!

The dude (who pretends to be EVH) even goes "Oh Sammy is cool". I reckon its classic. Equally as funny as those two weird guys that kept ringing him at home. EVH answering the phone at 8 oclock in the morning drunk, calling his son a Motherfucker, was equally amusing.

Life imitating art ??

Its all good. EVH has become a laughing stock, in parody, or just as himself.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I wasn't offended. I just sisn't find it funny. I don't think the way the rest of you do because I accept the history of this band and enjoy all the music it has put out. Dave left, VH went on... Hit and miss since... It's not like there was anything else Ed could have done when Dave left. I think it was a better decision to rebuild the band with a different sound than to go out looking for a Dave clone. How sagging would that have been?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I wasn't offended. I just sisn't find it funny. I don't think the way the rest of you do because I accept the history of this band and enjoy all the music it has put out. Dave left, VH went on... Hit and miss since... It's not like there was anything else Ed could have done when Dave left. I think it was a better decision to rebuild the band with a different sound than to go out looking for a Dave clone. How sagging would that have been?

Ed could have done a lot of things differently. For starters, he couldve picked a MUCH better singer(though I know it would be impossiblt to replace Dave no matter what), and kept VH a hard rock band.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Well, under the circumstances, I give Ed props for mixing it up after the split with Dave. Would it have mattered if he picked a different singer? It STILL would NOT be Dave. There is no satisfying everyone in this situation but I do think the majority was satisfied with Sammy.
Nothing or no one could replace Dave in VH but Ed and the guys had a right to a band and continued success after Dave...

[tjb]

this wasn't Ed, but was a total cack anyway

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Nothing or no one could replace Dave in VH but Ed and the guys had a right to a band and continued success after Dave...

Then they should have changed the name of the band IMO. What they did after Dave did nothing but tarnish the legacy of a once legendary band. I've even read that Spam's former manager, the late Ed Leffler wanted to completely distance Van Halen from their past once both he and the round rocker came aboard. Hence, none or little props to Classic VH or it's sound. Regardless, Hagar sucks and always will.