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The uneasy clank of yet another empty bottle echos across the acoustically perfect confines of the 5150 studio...
"HELLO?......WHO'S UP THERE? ARE YA GONNA KNOCK ALL NIGHT OR OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR?"
....."Ed?....are ya down there?...It's Krame and Frankie.....we thought you might...
"YOU THOUGHT WRONG DIPSHITS....YOU HEAR THAT WIND BLOWING? IT'S THE FUCKING SANTA ANAS....CALL YOURSELVES THE BREEZE AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE...BLAH HUMBBUCKER"!
*Fwa-boom*
The un-ceremonious slamming of the studio door initiates an uneasy slumber as the mixboard fizzles and fazzles, not unlike a shitty nightlight.....
*zzzzz-zzzzz*......"wha?...who's there?.....
"IT'S MOLLY HATCHIT YOU FUCKING WHINO....DANNY JOE BROWN MOTHERFUCKER....YOU HEAR THESE FUCKING CHAINS? THEY SUCK. UNLESS YOU WANNA WANDER THE EARTH FOREVER, YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION....YOU KNOW WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF RIGHT? FUCK YOU, I'M OUT.
*zzzzz-zzzzz*......"blwaht the fuck....huh?....
" GET UP DAD.....NO, MY HAIR AIN'T ON FIRE....GRAB THIS FOLD AND HANG ON....YOU SEE THAT?....IT'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING AT WHAT USED TO BE A KICK-ASS GUITARIST....NO, IT WASN'T THE OVERALLS AND QUIT HIDING MY VHII DISC. I'M OUT.
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....." leave me alone....huh?...
"GET UP BITCH....IT'S 5150 TIME!...GRAB A FOLD AND HANG ON...HEH, I AIN'T WASTIN' MY TAKEELA ON YOU...JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU SUMBETHIN'....SEE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN THERE? THEY WANT THE CLASSIC VH BACK AND MORE POWER TO 'EM....FUCK THIS, I DID MY DUTY....I'M OUT."
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....."what in the fu....huh?....
"LOOK AT ALL THE DIPSHITS HERE TONIGHT! GRAB A COAT-TAIL AND HOLD ON TIGHT! THAT AIN'T NO PARTY DOWN THERE AH SAY...IT'S YOUR FUCKING WAKE! YOU'D BEST STRAIGHTEN YO ASS UP AND PUT A FRONT BUMPER ON....GOTTA GO!....I'M OUT."
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....."ummbblah...where the fuck am....HOLY FUCKING SHIT....
*boom-da-da-da-da boom*(up the stairs)....
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?.....WHAT DAY IS THIS?"
(Mexican maid): "Eeets chreesmas day meesta Ed"!
"GET ROTH ON THE PHONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
"HELLO?......WHO'S UP THERE? ARE YA GONNA KNOCK ALL NIGHT OR OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR?"
....."Ed?....are ya down there?...It's Krame and Frankie.....we thought you might...
"YOU THOUGHT WRONG DIPSHITS....YOU HEAR THAT WIND BLOWING? IT'S THE FUCKING SANTA ANAS....CALL YOURSELVES THE BREEZE AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE...BLAH HUMBBUCKER"!
*Fwa-boom*
The un-ceremonious slamming of the studio door initiates an uneasy slumber as the mixboard fizzles and fazzles, not unlike a shitty nightlight.....
*zzzzz-zzzzz*......"wha?...who's there?.....
"IT'S MOLLY HATCHIT YOU FUCKING WHINO....DANNY JOE BROWN MOTHERFUCKER....YOU HEAR THESE FUCKING CHAINS? THEY SUCK. UNLESS YOU WANNA WANDER THE EARTH FOREVER, YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION....YOU KNOW WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF RIGHT? FUCK YOU, I'M OUT.
*zzzzz-zzzzz*......"blwaht the fuck....huh?....
" GET UP DAD.....NO, MY HAIR AIN'T ON FIRE....GRAB THIS FOLD AND HANG ON....YOU SEE THAT?....IT'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING AT WHAT USED TO BE A KICK-ASS GUITARIST....NO, IT WASN'T THE OVERALLS AND QUIT HIDING MY VHII DISC. I'M OUT.
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....." leave me alone....huh?...
"GET UP BITCH....IT'S 5150 TIME!...GRAB A FOLD AND HANG ON...HEH, I AIN'T WASTIN' MY TAKEELA ON YOU...JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU SUMBETHIN'....SEE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN THERE? THEY WANT THE CLASSIC VH BACK AND MORE POWER TO 'EM....FUCK THIS, I DID MY DUTY....I'M OUT."
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....."what in the fu....huh?....
"LOOK AT ALL THE DIPSHITS HERE TONIGHT! GRAB A COAT-TAIL AND HOLD ON TIGHT! THAT AIN'T NO PARTY DOWN THERE AH SAY...IT'S YOUR FUCKING WAKE! YOU'D BEST STRAIGHTEN YO ASS UP AND PUT A FRONT BUMPER ON....GOTTA GO!....I'M OUT."
*zzzzz-zzzzz*....."ummbblah...where the fuck am....HOLY FUCKING SHIT....
*boom-da-da-da-da boom*(up the stairs)....
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?.....WHAT DAY IS THIS?"
(Mexican maid): "Eeets chreesmas day meesta Ed"!
"GET ROTH ON THE PHONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
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