Open Letter To Edward Van Halen

[Fabulous Shadow]

I'll have as much cabernet as Ed wants...
As for the whisky dick... I'm sure I can take care of that!

[Matt White]

"Open letter to EVH"???

I got a message for 'em!!!
Hey! COCKSUCKER!!! EAT SOME FUCK!!!

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
However... Just in case he is...

Ed, I'll set an extra plate at the Christmas table for ya.
I'm serving Cabernet with the meal. Don't worry about driving, you can stay at my place...

I hope you are serving beef then. Cabernet with Turkey or Ham wouldn't pair very well.

[wiseguy]

Oh wow man...wait a second man..
Hey great Open Letter, thats sure to draw eds attention or "someone close to him" what? his parole officer? Seriously pal, I think with all that has happened with the fueding and the fighting and what once was and ....wh..wh..Hey....are those boobs shaking over there?? Cool!!!

[aesop]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
I hope you are serving beef then. Cabernet with Turkey or Ham wouldn't pair very well.

Good point, Brian. I am officially offering to drop by and give Fab a 'crash-course' in Wine-ology. Fab knows that me knows me Wine.

I guess that brings up a serious question: Can you get whiskey dick from wine? I know you can from too much Uzo or a good Irish whiskey like Jameson. Wine usually dos the opposite for me...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop


I guess that brings up a serious question: Can you get whiskey dick from wine?

take it from an Italian....a few blasts from the cork, works wonders when you pork!

[aesop]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
take it from an Italian....a few blasts from the cork, works wonders when you pork!

...And now a moment of silence as we collectively ponder these words from the Wise Carmine Raguzza...

Ok now pass the Damn CORK SCREW...It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
THIS Girl...


and THIS girl...


are not one in the same...

The first girl has nivr REAL boobs and the OTHER has friggen ROCK hard water balloons... DG69, I have seen this avatar all over the place. I don't believe it's you.

I don't think it's her either, FAB, but the girls in that pic are ONE AND THE SAME...the lovely Sydney Moon...I know, I have the files.....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
...And now a moment of silence as we collectively ponder these words from the Wise Carmine Raguzza...

Ok now pass the Damn CORK SCREW...It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by jhale667
I don't think it's her either, FAB, but the girls in that pic are ONE AND THE SAME...the lovely Sydney Moon...I know, I have the files.....

Sort of: Before---->After!

[Roth & Roll]

Originally posted by Brett
Pantera's feud was far more angry it seems, I mean you got Phil Anselmo calling for someone to beat Dime's ass. I say that's a little different than VH and Dave with their childish pokes.

Seems like DD and Vinnie had no problem going to the recent tour, so who knows what they like best.

It must take a lot of hard work for you to be so consistently ignorant.

It's been well documented that Dimebag was ALWAYS a huge fan of CLASSIC Van HALEN.

[jojo2371]

hell i thought the open letter nailed it on the head !

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
I hope you are serving beef then. Cabernet with Turkey or Ham wouldn't pair very well.

I didnt know that? I just knew it was Ed's fav...
What do you serve with Turkey and Ham? aesop? BBB?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by jhale667
I don't think it's her either, FAB, but the girls in that pic are ONE AND THE SAME...the lovely Sydney Moon...I know, I have the files.....

Really? They look nothing the same to me... One has a long face, the other a round... One has nice natural breasts and the other rock hard water balloons that dont even look like they are attached to her...

[aesop]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I didnt know that? I just knew it was Ed's fav...
What do you serve with Turkey and Ham? aesop? BBB?

It depends: If it were turkey, I would reccoment a nice light Pino Noir. Here's a nice read on the subject:

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WHAT WINE TO SERVE WITH THE BIRD?

Lynne Kiesling

Still wondering what to drink with your turkey on Thursday? Josh at The Food Section has a wineblog roundup of wine recommendations for Thanksgiving. Alder Yarrow at Vinography makes a recommendation near and dear to my heart: Domaine Les Pallieres Gigondas, imported into the US by Kermit Lynch:

Domaine Les Pallieres lies in the Gigondas appellation of the southern Rhone Valley, just out of the shadow of the Dentelles du Montmirail, a spiky necklace of limestone cliffs that separates the Rhone Valley from Mount Ventoux. While this limestone juts up most visibly here for hikers and climbers to admire and assault, it is also a key ingredient for the vineyards of the southern Rhone: good draining, chalky, calciferous soil that gives way to hard pack red clay -- both of which red grapevines love to sink their roots into.

The Gigondas region maintains the traditional grape blends of the Rhone, but unlike in the north where Syrah is the dominant grape and makes up usually at least 70% of the final wine, the south lets the Syrah take a back seat to Grenache. This Gigondas is a blend of 80% Grenache, 15% Cinsault, and 5% Mourvedre and Syrah. It was aged 8 months in tank followed by 12 months in old oak casks.

Tasting Notes:
This wine's hue was a light garnet, tinged slightly pink at the rim. Out of the glass came aromas of earth, smoke, cherries and leather. On the palate it was bright with acidity (thanks to the Cinsault most likely), with an elegant, balanced mix of soft cherry and redcurrant flavors combined with dusty tea and dried herbs that lingered in the long finish. This wine has been blended extraordinarily well, and has a harmony to it that is delectable.

Yum! OK, Dad, if you're reading: this is what we should drink! I love Gigondas, and the Dentelles de Montmirail are beautiful.

I tend to default to Zinfandel, as Stephen Bainbridge recommends (Ridge Pagani Ranch, yum!). Zin is a good match with turkey because it has enough of both fruit and acidity to go with the range of flavors in a typical Thanksgiving meal. It's also a uniquely American wine (although the grape itself is clearly related to other old world grapes), and is thus a good thematic match for the holiday.

Other recommendations include Shiraz, Champagne, Riesling, Vigonier, and Pinot Noir. Being a red wine fan I tend to choose either a Zin or a New World Pinot Noir. That said, though, both a good dry German Riesling and a Vigonier would be very interesting with dinner depending on the nature of the stuffing and the sides accompanying the bird. A final, interesting recommendation for Tempranillo comes from one of my favorite wine blogs, Turn the Screw:

For the more traditional style dinner, I am recommending Spain, particularly the 2002 Telmo Rodriguez 'Dehesa Gago' Toro. Spain is producing some spectacular wines at incredible values, many of them from the less 'popular' regions. Many of these have garnered high ratings from the press but most of them will fall victim to infanticide if consumed now. This Dehesa Gago is 100% Tempranillo from an 'off year' (according to the press) but as such it doesn't require as much time in bottle. The tannins are present but not overbearing. The aromatics show all the usual Spanish traits (leather, earth, dried beef) that would go perfectly with the 'turkey and stuffing' styled meal. Another upshot is the price. I find people are entertaining larger numbers nowadays and this is an ideal wine for such cases without having to take a second mortgage.

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Now, if it were me being served, I prefer to be served with a fifth of Jameson. Chilled preferably. Hope that helps