EVH Wine??????

[Don Corleone]

This is a crazy idea myself and Tom Hagen had earlier. What would happen if Eddie bought himself a vineyard and started to produce his own wine???

Now bear in mind Eddie needs to make money now his career is down the pan, this way he gets to persue his two favourite past times:

1. Making Money
2. Alcohol

Now would it be White or Red? or would he simply copyright the colour so knowone could produce wine of that same colour.

For the first 8 years (i.e 77 - 84) would the wine be at it's best, only to suddenly go off and become weak?

[lms2]

Good questions, but what I really want to know is what proof it would be.

I am sure the wine would be good enough in and of itself, but who would he get to market it for him. Theres the real challenge. Wine just doesn't sell itself!

[guwapo_rocker]

He could call it Uncorked.

[Rikk]

It would be red. I can just see a pic of Eddie, stumbling through his vinyard, his mouth covered in deep red stains, bragging about his "fuckin' wine, m-m-man". Then he would start bitching about "fuckin' R-r-oth" and pass out.

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Rikk
Then he would start bitching about "fuckin' R-r-oth" and pass out.

But not before he's told everyone that "this is the best fuckin' wine you'll ever taste man"

[lms2]

And once a few people had actually gotten a taste of the wine, there would be a wine shortage. Eddie would hoard it all in his wine cellar while telling people of the drought. There is no more wine. My cellar is bare!

[Rikk]

LOL!!!

Of course, then he would go on tour with Dave and then on the last night throw several bottles of the stuff at "fuckin' Roth", aiming for his head.

Then he would throw a bottle in the air, let it land on his head and then pass out again.

[lms2]

and he would think he had the best of both worlds?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
and he would think he had the best of both worlds?

LOL!!!!:D

That's the name of the wine! BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

Someone should photoshop this sucker.

[Fabulous Shadow]

I think it's a great idea. Ed has the ability to put his name on anything and it sells... Even threads like this...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I think it's a great idea. Ed has the ability to put his name on anything and it sells... Even threads like this...

Accept redundant greatest hits packages.

[lms2]

Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?

I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?

I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!

I am a grammar freak (no, I'm not perfect). And in this case, I REFUSE TO "ACCEPT" REDUNDANT GREATEST HITS PACKAGES!!!!:D

NICK, from one of the Pen's top men, I hope you meant the latter ("EXCEPT").

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by lms2
Do you mean we should accept greatest hits packages, or do you mean except greatest hits packages?

I usually am not much of a stickler on these things but in this case, it makes a world of difference!

I, like William Shakespeare, love puns! My apologies.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I am a grammar freak (no, I'm not perfect). And in this case, I REFUSE TO "ACCEPT" REDUNDANT GREATEST HITS PACKAGES!!!!:D

NICK, from one of the Pen's top men, I hope you meant the latter ("EXCEPT").

LOL- I meant both. Eddie expects Sheep fans to "accept" the same money grubbing packages over and over. Yet I also of course meant that the latest "BOBW" package did not sell that well as in ("except") his latest attempt to fund his addictions.

Main Entry: 1pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound

In this case it was a bad pun, sorry!:D