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Hello you no good bastards..
Dickface here to spread some holiday cheer..
I have a bigger bag than Santa CLaus.. but it's filled with gifts in the form of Balls..
For this year I am going to ask Santa for the same present that I usually ask for...
I could pray for world peace..
I could pray that the RainForest gets saved..
I could pray that some of you fuckers that haven't seen your dick in 10 years and haven't seen pussy for longer than that could somehow get laid..
Instead I am going to pray that the Halen Brothers get Herpes.
I hope their Meatsticks get infected with some fucking STD and their tard sacks look like 2 pieces of Charcoal...
I hope their tiny brains and even smaller cocks get the clap, genital warts, and somehow they get Vaginitis
I hope there is more crabs between their legs than at fucking Red Lobster....
The Halen Brothers Crab Shack..
Dear Santa..
Please bring Penis Cancer To THe Halens...
----Special Note To THe Ladies Reading This Thread-----------
Ladies and gay guys... this is the usual point of my posts that you become aroused...
Don't fight it it's natural
all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the post.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak
------------End Message TO THe Ladies--------------------------
So that is my holiday list to you bastards....
Spreading Holiday Cheer and disease...
Goodbye you no good bastards...
Dickface here to spread some holiday cheer..
I have a bigger bag than Santa CLaus.. but it's filled with gifts in the form of Balls..
For this year I am going to ask Santa for the same present that I usually ask for...
I could pray for world peace..
I could pray that the RainForest gets saved..
I could pray that some of you fuckers that haven't seen your dick in 10 years and haven't seen pussy for longer than that could somehow get laid..
Instead I am going to pray that the Halen Brothers get Herpes.
I hope their Meatsticks get infected with some fucking STD and their tard sacks look like 2 pieces of Charcoal...
I hope their tiny brains and even smaller cocks get the clap, genital warts, and somehow they get Vaginitis
I hope there is more crabs between their legs than at fucking Red Lobster....
The Halen Brothers Crab Shack..
Dear Santa..
Please bring Penis Cancer To THe Halens...
----Special Note To THe Ladies Reading This Thread-----------
Ladies and gay guys... this is the usual point of my posts that you become aroused...
Don't fight it it's natural
all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the post.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak
------------End Message TO THe Ladies--------------------------
So that is my holiday list to you bastards....
Spreading Holiday Cheer and disease...
Goodbye you no good bastards...
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