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  • SilvioDante
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 484

    A confession

    I have been coming to this site off and on since I first heard about it a few years ago. I was looking for classic VH sites, and this one did the trick for me. I don’t post a whole lot. I figure when you say less it means more when you finally say anything. But, I have been living a lie. I originally took the Van Halen’s side in the big VH/DLR divorce.

    I am not proud. It shames me to say it now. But just put yourself in my shoes. I was 10 when I was turned on to VH. I was at my friend’s house when he snuck into his sister’s room to get one of her cassettes. He put it in his tape player and said, “Check this out.” Soon I heard the pumping of a Hammond organ thru a Marshall stack, and I was hook. This is the way it is suppose to sound, I thought. I went to my uncle, got the rest of the catalog, and by the time 1984 war released, I was in full idol worshiping mode. I was an Eddie freak. I got a job washing dishes to buy a guitar and take lessons, just like the man. Then the unthinkable happened, the break-up. I was on the fence for a while. I bought all 3 of the albums, Crazy from the Heat, 5150 and Eat’em and Smile, and like all of them. I heard the stories about Dave being a prick and how he was kicked out and didn’t know what to believe. That was until the Eat’em and Smile tour came to my hometown. I heard Dave on the radio, bashing my man Ed. I was heartbroken, and I skipped the concert, swearing allegiance to the VH brothers.

    I have since come to realize that I was blinded by hero worship, and I am sorry. I was on the side of evil and I know that now. I just felt I needed to come clean in order not to be a hypocrite. I beg forgiveness from the Diamond One himself, if you actually read these things, and to all REAL VH fans everywhere.

    It is true “When you think of Eddie Van Halen, you think of Van Halen, but when you think of Van Halen, you think of David Lee Roth”!
    "Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal
  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #2
    so you see...it's never too late to see the light and to find the real way...bless you brother...
    Roth Army Icon
    First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 34245

      #3
      Thou shall be forgiven :D
      Originally posted by Cato
      Golden, why are you FAT?
      Originally posted by lesfunk
      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • rustoffa
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8963

        #4
        *phew*!

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        • flappo
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 8223

          #5
          ..oh , i thought he was gay

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          • Sarge
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Feb 2003
            • 5424

            #6
            It was easy to get on the VH bandwagon... with all the talk over the years from the brothers and Sammy Hagar.
            Most of that talk was lies.


            Welcome back from the Darkside
            ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
            The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

            MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
            [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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            • Terry
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12222

              #7
              No worries, bro. Am sure there there were plenty out there (more than would care to admit it) who stuck with Halen after Roth bailed, fooling themselves into thinking the band was better than ever with Hagar's arrival.

              Shit, I listened to 5150 a lot when it first came out. Didn't think it totally sucked. Still don't. Course, Eat 'Em blew it out of the water a few months later.

              See, if Ed. Al, Mike and Sammy had just changed the name of the band, people may have been less quick to slam what followed Roth. To keep the name after Dave left left them open for all sorts of shit:

              1) Sent the message that Roth was expendable

              2) Sent the message that the band was about Eddie

              3) Leaves open the question as to how many of those post-Roth record sales were inherited by the use of the Van Halen name, and what came before 1986.

              Van Halen is Roth, Ed, Al and Mike. Accept no substitutes. Any other lineup under the Van Halen name is a different band....not Halen.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • Dave's PA Rental
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3756

                #8
                I think the name of this thread should have been "Forgive Me Sarge, For I Have Sinned..."
                Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                • PHOENIX
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2212

                  #9
                  I have a confession to make too. I fooled around with a friends girlfriend back in high school. She only wanted to fool around if we listened to her 5150 album. So i went along just for the blowjob. hehehehe:D

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                  • Wayne L.

                    #10
                    Eddie & Dave just broke up due to personal & professional reasons after 10 years from 74-84 of rockin the clubs, rockin the arenas & recording & releasing six important & influential classic rock albums which are creatively, musically & artistically 100% better than most of the crap out these days but taking sides in this rock & roll feud is ridiculous just like Beatles fans choosing sides between Lennon & McCartney besides if you admired Eddie Van Halen as a person instead of a legendary rock guitarist you are screwed up.

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                    • Sweet Irony
                      She's the Woman
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 870

                      #11
                      When you think of Eddie Van Halen, you think of Van Halen, but when you think of Van Halen, you think of David Lee Roth?!




                      I like that.
                      ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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                      • Dave IS VH

                        #12
                        No problem dude, a lot of people picked VH over solo Dave.

                        Everyone in the Roth Army knows the truth. Solo Dave would kick Van Hagar, and Spammy's ass any day.

                        At lest you are for the "diamond One" now.

                        ROCK ON MAN

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                        • hitch1969©
                          Sniper
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 835

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SilvioDante
                          I have been coming to this site off and on since I first heard about it a few years ago. I was looking for classic VH sites, and this one did the trick for me. I don’t post a whole lot. I figure when you say less it means more when you finally say anything. But, I have been living a lie. I originally took the Van Halen’s side in the big VH/DLR divorce.

                          I am not proud. It shames me to say it now. But just put yourself in my shoes. I was 10 when I was turned on to VH. I was at my friend’s house when he snuck into his sister’s room to get one of her cassettes. He put it in his tape player and said, “Check this out.” Soon I heard the pumping of a Hammond organ thru a Marshall stack, and I was hook. This is the way it is suppose to sound, I thought. I went to my uncle, got the rest of the catalog, and by the time 1984 war released, I was in full idol worshiping mode. I was an Eddie freak. I got a job washing dishes to buy a guitar and take lessons, just like the man. Then the unthinkable happened, the break-up. I was on the fence for a while. I bought all 3 of the albums, Crazy from the Heat, 5150 and Eat’em and Smile, and like all of them. I heard the stories about Dave being a prick and how he was kicked out and didn’t know what to believe. That was until the Eat’em and Smile tour came to my hometown. I heard Dave on the radio, bashing my man Ed. I was heartbroken, and I skipped the concert, swearing allegiance to the VH brothers.

                          I have since come to realize that I was blinded by hero worship, and I am sorry. I was on the side of evil and I know that now. I just felt I needed to come clean in order not to be a hypocrite. I beg forgiveness from the Diamond One himself, if you actually read these things, and to all REAL VH fans everywhere.

                          It is true “When you think of Eddie Van Halen, you think of Van Halen, but when you think of Van Halen, you think of David Lee Roth”!
                          listen man....

                          VIVA VAN HAGAR®!!!

                          sisters are doing it of themselves!!!

                          uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

                          no man seriously... I am SO fucking relieved that Carrie ended up with Mr. Big. That's a 6 year cocktease paying off, labeled as L~O~V~E

                          uh uh uh uh uhuh uh u huh uh uhuh uh uh uh

                          dont listen to these dave or the grave motherfuckers. jam your fucking 5150 and OU812 proudly. Sam's the fucking man

                          it was never "either or" but so much "in addition to". You got it right back in 86. The Van Halens were very more credible than Dave... time just proved Dave right and the Van Halens wrong.

                          Don't stop BILLieving, Steve Perry.

                          Hold on to that feeeeeee Alien.

                          Street life, Mulder... whoa OH OH

                          the truth is out there. trust no one, you fucking replicant hybrid.

                          uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh

                          BREASTS!!

                          =your buddy h69=
                          ...get your hitchworld on.

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                          • hitch1969©
                            Sniper
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 835

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sarge
                            It was easy to get on the VH bandwagon... with all the talk over the years from the brothers and Sammy Hagar.
                            Most of that talk was lies.


                            Welcome back from the Darkside

                            Oh Jesus H Christ on a cross..... listen man, you've even POSTED that you bought the van hagar shit and went to the concerts, so I dont think that i am outing you

                            your still a fag and your still my man uh uh uh uh uh u huhuhuh uh uh uh uh uh h

                            stand by your man

                            give him two arms to cling to

                            cling

                            i said cling

                            uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh

                            sorta looks like ding

                            ding dong

                            uh uh u uh uh uh uh uhuh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh


                            later dude!!

                            =h69=
                            ...get your hitchworld on.

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                            • hitch1969©
                              Sniper
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 835

                              #15
                              hey guess what detectives i am fucking totally way way way way sted!!!!


                              that's fucking reality bites

                              fcking a beeehotch

                              lates
                              ...get your hitchworld on.

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