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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245
    #1

    I did it!!!

    We had a birthday party for a french girl at our apartment last saturday...all the people got very drunk...I had some cheap beer and wine from Germany so I managed to get very pissed very fast. Well, we smoked a little pot too...anyway, I started talking with this hungarian girl from our school, a charming girl she is. We laughed a lot. At one point I promised to offer her some candy at my room...

    We stepped upstairs...

    She sat on my bed...

    I took a box of candy and poured some white wine on her glass too...

    The cd player was going through some classic rock songs...

    We had a few laughs and then I...

    then I...

    SHOWED HER HER FIRST VH VIDEO!!!

    She was a bit suprised to see a couple of hairy-chest DLR poster on my wall but after realising she was the singer of Van Halen, knowing a couple of songs from the first album, she started to understand...I showed her the US Fest-video...yeah she liked it a lot...she also loaned my copy Dave's autobiography "Crazy from the heat".

    Did anything else happen after that? Naah, I continued drinking with her and the others in the party and I passed out after 3 bottles of wine and 8 cans of beer so I wouldn't have been so good anyway.

    But the main point is the World As We Know It now has another new fan of the classic Van Halen...
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg
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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35750
      #2
      And here was me thinking you were gonna tell us you finally had got your Brown Wings...

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        • DavidLeeNatra
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10715
          #3
          that's what I call to be on a mission... :D
          Roth Army Icon
          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • Mr Grimsdale
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 9510
              #4
              GA - you big poof
              sesh is right
              BROWN WINGS!
              BROWN WINGS!
              Originally posted by flappo
              i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

              Originally posted by Cato
              translating your Japanese.


              "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

              omae baka dana?

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 34245
                  #5
                  screw you guys I'm going home :p
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                    • Mr Grimsdale
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9510
                      #6
                      now that looks like someone who awards brown wings
                      Originally posted by flappo
                      i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                      Originally posted by Cato
                      translating your Japanese.


                      "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                      omae baka dana?

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                        • flappo
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8223
                          #7
                          ..there's a brown girl in the ring lahd de dah de dah
                          there's a brown girl in the ring lahd de dah de dah
                          ..and she looks like she's covered in cum lah de dah

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35750
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Golden AWe
                              screw you guys I'm going home :p
                              'Your Lesbian Boyfriend' is right.

                              Next time fuck her in the ass and if you're too drunk to come just whip it out and spit on her back.

                              She'll never know...

                              Cheers!

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                                • Mr Grimsdale
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 9510
                                  #9
                                  alternatively pump lemon curd up her ring piece at 40 psi
                                  Originally posted by flappo
                                  i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                  Originally posted by Cato
                                  translating your Japanese.


                                  "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                  omae baka dana?

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                                    • flappo
                                      Banned
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 8223
                                      #10
                                      wont that curdle her giblets ???

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                                        • Mr Grimsdale
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 9510
                                          #11
                                          not if you remove them first and stretch them over the toilet seat
                                          Originally posted by flappo
                                          i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                          Originally posted by Cato
                                          translating your Japanese.


                                          "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                          omae baka dana?

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                                            • Panamark
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 17161
                                              #12
                                              Whats wrong with curdled giblets ?
                                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                                • Mr Grimsdale
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 9510
                                                  #13
                                                  oh behave
                                                  Originally posted by flappo
                                                  i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                                  Originally posted by Cato
                                                  translating your Japanese.


                                                  "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                                  omae baka dana?

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                                                    • lionsfan
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Golden AWe
                                                      She was a bit suprised to see a couple of hairy-chest DLR poster on my wall but after realising she was the singer of Van Halen, ...
                                                      So, she's got chest hair?

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                                                        • Dave IS VH
                                                          #15
                                                          Golden AWe, did you get her phone number?

                                                          You could ask her out, and maybe you might get another chance with her, when your not so drunk.

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