roth in Van Halen 2005

[Rikk]

Re: roth in Van Halen 2005

Originally posted by wildfire
fact is i saw the Sam and Dave tour, and Dave blew it.
He was out of breath, out of key,and forgot lyrics, almost fell down everytime he jumped.
he don't have it anymore.
oh and he was wearing a wig.

Sam rocked he sang and always has sung better than Dave.

If Edward played the way he did on first 6 records with Sammy in the band, they would be the best ever.

Another attention-getter. This is probably an alias.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by wildfire
you guys are musically retarded.
dave has sucked since skyscraper.
:p

Turn up the Waborita's! I loves the overweight Rockers that steal other peoples' riffs for their biggest (and only) semi-hit (i.e. "Mas Tequila," better known as "Rock & Roll")

[Rikk]

MAS TEQUILA makes me want to kill...mainly myself. What a horrible, horrible song.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
MAS TEQUILA makes me want to kill...mainly myself. What a horrible, horrible song.

DID SUM VUN SAY MAST TEQURA'...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

[GAMERA]

Re: roth in Van Halen 2005

Originally posted by wildfire
fact is i saw the Sam and Dave tour, and Dave blew it.
He was out of breath, out of key,and forgot lyrics, almost fell down everytime he jumped.
he don't have it anymore.
oh and he was wearing a wig.

Sam rocked he sang and always has sung better than Dave.

If Edward played the way he did on first 6 records with Sammy in the band, they would be the best ever.

Hello, my name is wildfire, and I frequented Slawterhouse Lounge and the Pleasure Dome. Many know me as a homosexual, but I'm not--really! I generally only play with other cocks when nobody's looking. If you looked, well, it's a LIE! Now, about Roth. I asked him out--as a friend! A FRIEND! I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I wanted him to bend me over like my phys ed teacher--er--like those gay porn guys do. IT'S NOT TRUE!!!! As a matter of fact, just because he said no, just means he's busy! BUSY!!!! BUSY FOR THE WILDFIRE.

Bastard.

He sucks ass.

Now Sam, he bends me, um, takes me out for tequila all the time. And you should hear him wail!!!!!

SAMMY ROCKS! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!

Sincerely,

Mr. Gayass Wildfire

Happy fucking newyear gayboy,

and may the hair on your back remain as sticky as Bette left it.

[Nickdfresh]

Gamera strikes a again and leaves mayhem and destruction, and dead sheep in his wake!

[GAMERA]

Originally posted by wildfire
Eddie wont play the same even with Dave

Aside from the obvious homosexual connotations of this comment, I must give you credit.NO FUCKING SHIT FAGBOY!You have to love people who join us here at the Army and state the fucking obvious. Utter fucking brilliance dipshit. Enjoy Eddie's playing!

Happy fucking New Year faggetti,

and have fun with your dick in Eddie's fretboard like a halfsmoked Marlboro

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by wildfire
fact is i saw the Sam and Dave tour, and Dave blew it.
He was out of breath, out of key,and forgot lyrics, almost fell down everytime he jumped.
he don't have it anymore.
oh and he was wearing a wig.

Sam rocked he sang and always has sung better than Dave.

If Edward played the way he did on first 6 records with Sammy in the band, they would be the best ever.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Turn up the Waborita's! I loves the overweight Rockers that steal other peoples' riffs for their biggest (and only) semi-hit (i.e. "Mas Tequila," better known as "Rock & Roll")

Is that right?

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thankfully, I've never heard it. (Sammy has no profile here other than his VH gig, and I've honestly never heard one of his songs on the radio).

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Halen High
Is that right?

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thankfully, I've never heard it. (Sammy has no profile here other than his VH gig, and I've honestly never heard one of his songs on the radio).

I think the only reason they didn't get sued is Gary Glitter is a pedophile that got in trouble for messing with two 15 year girls. He needed the money from the payoff.

[tjvhou812]

i dont know, i saw the dave and sam tour and dave
was great, he pumped one song after another
so, i dont know what your dildo ass is talking about

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think the only reason they didn't get sued is Gary Glitter is a pedophile that got in trouble for messing with two 15 year girls. He needed the money from the payoff.

Great avatar, Nick.

[hot for david]

Originally posted by wildfire
fact is i saw the Sam and Dave tour, and Dave blew it.
He was out of breath, out of key,and forgot lyrics, almost fell down everytime he jumped.
he don't have it anymore.
oh and he was wearing a wig.

Sam rocked he sang and always has sung better than Dave.

If Edward played the way he did on first 6 records with Sammy in the band, they would be the best ever.

yeah rigth maybe in your dreams homo

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Great avatar, Nick.

Thanx, found it looking for Monty Python shit!

[diamondsgirl]

Re: roth in Van Halen 2005

Originally posted by wildfire
fact is i saw the Sam and Dave tour, and Dave blew it.
He was out of breath, out of key,and forgot lyrics, almost fell down everytime he jumped.
he don't have it anymore.
oh and he was wearing a wig.

Sam rocked he sang and always has sung better than Dave.

If Edward played the way he did on first 6 records with Sammy in the band, they would be the best ever.

you are completely full of shit