Predictions of Van Halen/Hagar in 2005

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  • G-FORCE
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Dec 2004
    • 14

    #16
    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    What can I say...I see flapping tits...and it's over...

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    • academic punk
      Full Member Status

      • Dec 2004
      • 4437

      #17
      Originally posted by ddr
      VAN HALEN 1ST 6 ALBUMS WERE AMERICAS FAVORITE ROCK AND ROLL . LED BY EDDIE VAN HALEN DAVID LEE ROTH , MIKE ANTHONY AND ALEX VAN HALEN . VAN HALEN STORMED AMERICA MANY TIMES AND BROUGHT THE PARTY TO THE MASSES THE WORLD LOVED THEM . EDDIE WAS GREATEST GUITARIST AND DAVE WHAT CAN YOU SAY ''SHINED LIKE A DIAMOND'' AND MIKE AND ALEX JUST LAID THE GROOVE . MAN THOSE ROCORDS NOBODY I MEAN NOBODY CAN TOUCH THAT NOT EVEN AEROSMITH . VAN HALEN WERE ORIGINAL !!!!!!
      NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW WHY DAVE LEFT ON APRIL FOOLS DAY ? EVERYONE I NEW JUST LOST THEIR MINDS SAYING WHY ??????? . I FOLLOWED THE BAND SINCE I WAS 9 LIVING IN REDONDO BEACH . EVERY PARTY I WENT TO GROWING UP THE STEREO WAS BLASTIN RUNNIN WITH DEVIL OR BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S AND EVERYBODY WANTS SOME AND JUMP PANAMA OR I'LL WAIT . STILL TO THIS DAY !!!!!!! MAN DID WE GET THE MOST PHENOMENAL MUSIC LAID DOWN . MAN WHEN YOU LEFT A VAN HALEN SHOW YOU HAD A SPIRITUAL FEELING YOU WERE LIFTED OFF THE GROUND . DAVE AND EDDIE CAN WORK TOGETHER AGAIN . DAVES NOT AN ASSHOLE EDDIE NOT A JERK NONE OF THEM ARE !!!!!!! YOUR DEALING WITH THE GREATEST ROCK BAND WITH PROBLEMS . SAMMY WAS A POP STAR POINT BLANK . EDDIE , DAVE AND ALEX AND MIKE IS VAN HALEN THAT WROTE SOME OF ROCKS BEST ROCK TUNES , NOT SAMMY !!! EDDIE STATED MANY TIMES THATS WHAT SAMMY WRITES POP TUNES . ONE DAY WHEN THEY SEE THE SHINNING LIGHT THAT COMES DOWN , THEY WILL LOOK AT EVERYTHING AND HEAL HURT WOUNDS AND SAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN LETS ROCK THE WORLD CAUSE YOU KNOW THEY WOULD LIGHT UP THE SKY AROUND THE WORLD . CHECK MY SPELLING MOTHER FUCKERS HAPPY NEW YEAR DRWILDTHING

      yo, calm down with the caps lock, willya? it's new years day and I'm fuckin' hungover...

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      • pablo
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Jan 2005
        • 9

        #18
        Dave's better off without van halen. He's got a smokin live band. Van Halen bro's would bring Roth down. I could see Eddie breaking guitars every night on tour because Roth "hasn't changed". Dave probaly wouldn't want the gay hug fest that haggar had to endure.If what you want to hear is the classic VH ,Roths current band does it better than CVH can at this stage in their career. However, if you want new roth material, it most definitly would be better with CVH lineup in the studio. They have creative tension that has led to great music. Best bet for 2005 is dave stay solo and do limited touring to keep it fresh.At 50 it's probaly easy to burn out on the road.

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        • davidleetoupee
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Jan 2005
          • 14

          #19
          humas?

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          • degüello
            Sniper
            • Mar 2004
            • 859

            #20
            The name Van Halen is no longer "mighty".
            "What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003

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            • degüello
              Sniper
              • Mar 2004
              • 859

              #21
              More like "tarnished".
              "What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003

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              • Fabulous Shadow

                #22
                Nothing until 2006, and that is IF Ed makes it through 2005...

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                • Carmine
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7693

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                  Nothing until 2006, and that is IF Ed makes it through 2005...
                  Ditto! I have heard the same! And Welcome back, you gorgeous stack of pancakes!

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                  • aesop
                    Commando
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1402

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
                    Ditto! I have heard the same! And Welcome back, you gorgeous stack of pancakes!
                    Drizzled in pure maple syrup and whipped cream...

                    ...Oh wait, I have the cream
                    Yo Yo Yo

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                    • Carmine
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7693

                      #25
                      Originally posted by aesop
                      Drizzled in pure maple syrup and whipped cream...

                      ...Oh wait, I have the cream
                      Its getting HOT in here again!

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                      • Drunken Eddie
                        Roth Army Recruit
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1

                        #26
                        You guys are so fucking strupid

                        In 2005 this will happen.

                        Eddie will go into a treatment facility if he hasn't done so yet for about 6 weeks.
                        Alex will continue taking care of things related to the band business wise along with Irving Azhoff.
                        Mike will hang with his family and do the occasional jam with Sammy in one of the Cabo's.
                        Sammy will play a few solo shows and then the band will hit the studio and make one killer album while Dave is putting on band aids to the homeless drunks in New York City trying to remember the GOOD TIMES.

                        Dave WAS a GREAT frontman, never a great singer, just a good ring leader. He is NOT a musician, he is just a mouthpiece. His time has long since passed so all you fuck wads need to get out of your spandex pants and get out of your parents basements and look at the calendar. Its 2005, not 1985.

                        DAVE CAN'T SING. And his band of CAREER VAN HALEN WANNABES is all he has going for him. I wish him well in his night club circuit, thats all he has going for him other than the occasional Town Fair.

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                        • Carmine
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 7693

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Drunken Eddie
                          You guys are so fucking strupid

                          In 2005 this will happen.

                          Eddie will go into a treatment facility if he hasn't done so yet for about 6 weeks.
                          Alex will continue taking care of things related to the band business wise along with Irving Azhoff.
                          Mike will hang with his family and do the occasional jam with Sammy in one of the Cabo's.
                          Sammy will play a few solo shows and then the band will hit the studio and make one killer album while Dave is putting on band aids to the homeless drunks in New York City trying to remember the GOOD TIMES.

                          Dave WAS a GREAT frontman, never a great singer, just a good ring leader. He is NOT a musician, he is just a mouthpiece. His time has long since passed so all you fuck wads need to get out of your spandex pants and get out of your parents basements and look at the calendar. Its 2005, not 1985.

                          DAVE CAN'T SING. And his band of CAREER VAN HALEN WANNABES is all he has going for him. I wish him well in his night club circuit, thats all he has going for him other than the occasional Town Fair.


                          I'll bet your just BLASTING "Feels so good" right now....

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49565

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Drunken Eddie
                            You guys are so fucking strupid


                            Ha ha, I guess I am "STRUPID" but you ARE a mindless ass-lapping fucktard!

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                            • Carmine
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 7693

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Ha ha, I guess I am "STRUPID" but you ARE a mindless ass-lapping fucktard!
                              Just getting ready to type the same....Thanks Nick!

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49565

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Drunken Eddie
                                I am so fucking strupid
                                We noticed 'strupid'!

                                In 2005 this will happen.

                                My mother will blow Puerto Rican Male Strippers. And my father will continue to be very ashamed of me.

                                Eddie will go into a treatment facility if he hasn't done so yet for about 6 weeks.
                                Gee, hasn't tried that one before. How long will fleeting sobriety last this time?

                                Alex will continue taking care of things related to the band business wise along with Irving Azhoff.
                                Yeey! Mongoloid Alice and his yes-man Irving Assoff will continue to embarrassingly ruin Van Halen's once proud legacy by continuing the no-record contract & failed touring policies!

                                Mike will hang with his family and do the occasional jam with Sammy in one of the Cabo's.
                                Lot's of free time is the benefit of working for drunks and assholes.

                                Sammy will play a few solo shows and then the band will hit the studio and make one killer album while Dave is putting on band aids to the homeless drunks in New York City trying to remember the GOOD TIMES.
                                ON WHAT RECORD LABEL FUCKTARD!? No one will touch them! You should no this since we are all so 'strupid' and you are the sage of wisdom here.

                                Dave WAS a GREAT frontman, never a great singer, just a good ring leader. He is NOT a musician, he is just a mouthpiece. His time has long since passed so all you fuck wads need to get out of your spandex pants and get out of your parents basements and look at the calendar. Its 2005, not 1985.
                                Oh, sorry I forgot what white-trash appeal Spammy has!



                                DAVE CAN'T SING. And his band of CAREER VAN HALEN WANNABES is all he has going for him. I wish him well in his night club circuit, thats all he has going for him other than the occasional Town Fair.
                                Oh, a Spammy fan telling me Dave can't sing! Well, maybe you prefer the sound of screeching gayness and mediocraty, but whatever, to each his own! Hey, how are the Waborita's doin' with Sammy at the helm. Are they gonna' play to sold out arenas now?


                                GET THEE TO EITHER 'VH LINKS' OR TO THE SHEEP PEN YOU LOSER!




                                "HAVE A WABORITA ON ME SHEEP FAG"
                                Last edited by Nickdfresh; 01-03-2005, 12:07 PM.

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