Dave writes new lyrics for a VH classic

[academic punk]

and dedicates them to Ed!

Atomic Drunk


I need a drink before I go on stage
A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
I can't remember my name or my age
My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!

I am stumbling around this stage tonight
I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!

Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
Ahhah!

(Guitar Solo)

Ohh!

I am the servant of this toilet bowl
It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
The room's spinning around. Around and around!

Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Dave writes new lyrics for a VH classic

Originally posted by academic punk

(Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)

LOL. :D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL. :D

and just wait till you hear Sammy's rewrite of "I Can't Wait to Suck Some Pole Tonight"...

[scottydabodi]

Somebody get Ed a Doctor!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by academic punk
and dedicates them to Ed!

Atomic Drunk


I need a drink before I go on stage
A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
I can't remember my name or my age
My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!

I am stumbling around this stage tonight
I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!

Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
Ahhah!

(Guitar Solo)

Ohh!

I am the servant of this toilet bowl
It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
The room's spinning around. Around and around!

Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
The Atomic Drunk!!!!
BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)

Great post and a 5 star

[jojo2371]

lmao the atomic drunk!
seriously id laugh at that but im too busy drinkin

[ace diamond]

bump

[Big Troubles]

Nice work! :D

[ELVIS]

Lowenbrau ??

You've much too much time on your hands.. mac...

[conyo]

Brilliant!!!!

Alex

[academic punk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Lowenbrau ??

You've much too much time on your hands.. mac...

What's wrong with Lowenbrau? You think Ed would be caught drinking Meister Brau of something?

...

Actually, you're right. Ed'd drink anything so long as it has a decent alcohol content.

[ELVIS]

Edward Van Heineken

[academic punk]

Edward Van Illa Extract

(it DOES have a weeeeeeee li'l bit of alcohol to it, you know!)