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  • academic punk
    Full Member Status

    • Dec 2004
    • 4437

    Dave writes new lyrics for a VH classic

    and dedicates them to Ed!

    Atomic Drunk


    I need a drink before I go on stage
    A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
    I can't remember my name or my age
    My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
    Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
    The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
    Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!

    I am stumbling around this stage tonight
    I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
    On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
    The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!

    Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
    The Atomic Drunk!!!!
    Ahhah!

    (Guitar Solo)

    Ohh!

    I am the servant of this toilet bowl
    It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
    On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
    The room's spinning around. Around and around!

    Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
    The Atomic Drunk!!!!
    BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    (Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)
  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563

    #2
    Re: Dave writes new lyrics for a VH classic

    Originally posted by academic punk

    (Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)
    LOL. :D
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • academic punk
      Full Member Status

      • Dec 2004
      • 4437

      #3
      Originally posted by diamondsgirl
      LOL. :D
      and just wait till you hear Sammy's rewrite of "I Can't Wait to Suck Some Pole Tonight"...

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      • scottydabodi
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2541

        #4
        Somebody get Ed a Doctor!!!
        If you listen to fools
        The Mob Rules

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          #5
          Originally posted by academic punk
          and dedicates them to Ed!

          Atomic Drunk


          I need a drink before I go on stage
          A fifth of alcohol. Whoa, yes
          I can't remember my name or my age
          My liver! It says, "No moooooore, no more!"
          Nobody rules these mini-bars at night but me!
          The Atomic Drunk!!!!!!
          Oh, yeah. Ah-ah!

          I am stumbling around this stage tonight
          I fall over to the ground. Wha? Whaaat???
          On every wall and place my fearsome thirst is hung
          The room's spinning around. Whoa, yes!

          Nobody rules these liquor stores at night but me!
          The Atomic Drunk!!!!
          Ahhah!

          (Guitar Solo)

          Ohh!

          I am the servant of this toilet bowl
          It's the thing keeping my head from the ground. Oh-oh
          On every wall and place my fearsome regurgitation is hung
          The room's spinning around. Around and around!

          Nobody rules these crates of Lowenbrau but me!!! Nobody!!! Ahhhhhh!
          The Atomic Drunk!!!!
          BLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

          (Ed's whammy-bar dive-bomb that closes the original version is substituted with the sound of him falling over Hagar and barfing all over. However, because Sam is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts Ed's upchuck matches perfectly, and the show goes on as Sam launches into "Where Eagles Crap" or whatever it's called, and the show goes on as normal for the three people who care)
          Great post and a 5 star
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • jojo2371
            Head Fluffer
            • Nov 2004
            • 324

            #6
            lmao the atomic drunk!
            seriously id laugh at that but im too busy drinkin

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            • ace diamond
              Full Member Status

              • Sep 2004
              • 3863

              #7
              bump
              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517

                #8
                Nice work! :D
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Lowenbrau ??

                  You've much too much time on your hands.. mac...


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                  • conyo
                    Groupie
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 58

                    #10
                    Brilliant!!!!

                    Alex

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                    • academic punk
                      Full Member Status

                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4437

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Lowenbrau ??

                      You've much too much time on your hands.. mac...


                      What's wrong with Lowenbrau? You think Ed would be caught drinking Meister Brau of something?

                      ...

                      Actually, you're right. Ed'd drink anything so long as it has a decent alcohol content.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Edward Van Heineken

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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4437

                          #13
                          Edward Van Illa Extract

                          (it DOES have a weeeeeeee li'l bit of alcohol to it, you know!)

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