I hOPE 100,000 VAN HAGAR FANS DIE IN A tsunami

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  • WOAHYEAH
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 485

    #76
    Oh noes, a Hagar fan was caught atop a telephoner pole trying to get away from the Tsunami



    I think that everyone who owns the original six should smash all their other CDs, and carve DAVE into their arms. Then, go into the streets and find a Hagar fan, and slit his neck with it.

    Now if only Hagar wrote angsty songs, all the fans would kill them selves along to the musak!

    Taking tragedies and applying them to a fucking band is fun! Yay for having to grasp of human life!

    YAAAAAAAAAAY!!
    Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22951

      #77
      Hagar fanboy disposal alternative...don't make it quick...
      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • crazyjbn
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Feb 2004
        • 11

        #78
        Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts


        SO YOU LIKE FAGGOTTY LOVE INFESTED LYRICS HAGAR WRITES?
        YOU FUCKING FAGGOTT..
        YOU ARE A PUSSY.
        yOU DO NOT BELONG AT THIS WEBSITE.,
        PLEASE TAKE YOUR HAGAR LOVING SELF OVER TO VHLINKS WHERE IT IS BETTER SUITED FOR YOUR SMALL BRAIN AND EVEN SMALLER PENIS

        BREASTS,
        DICKFACE
        nice

        i do not want to be in the pen because i love dave....

        i also agree that Sammy lyrics (love songs) suck..

        you got me there..

        can't i be a better person and hang here for a while?

        peace out dfms
        i have spoken so shut up

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        • crazyjbn
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Feb 2004
          • 11

          #79
          Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
          SMALL BRAIN AND EVEN SMALLER PENIS

          DICKFACE
          my penis is not small, it is .. umm .. visibly challenged........
          i have spoken so shut up

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49567

            #80
            Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
            Hello You Nick D Bastard you,

            I hope tonight when you are looking at pictures of gay porn and choking your small , twizzler sized penis with BB sized testacles tha you realize that you don't determine what is funny for other people.

            Get over yourself.
            THere are tons of people that would like to see 100,000 VAN HAgar Fans die.
            Goodbye you retarded bastard
            BREASTS,
            DICKFACE
            C'mon you old fuck. You can do better than that Cuntface McSlapClit! Suck it Popeye! 'Cause:

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            • Roguesgirl
              Veteran
              • Jan 2005
              • 1704

              #81
              Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

              Hello you no good bastard,
              I have no clue as to what the fuck you are saying.
              I don't speak idiot and I don't speak french.
              THis is America and our national language is English.

              Please run all other replies in this thread through your 5th grade english teacher.
              Now i'm off to have some freedom fries..

              Goodbye you french, beret wearing, war losing, statue of liberty giving, french dressing and french fry eating, no good sorry bastard..

              BREASTS,
              DICKFACE
              LMAO! :D
              TLC
              You KNOW I got the blues.
              Can you dig it?
              Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #82
                Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

                Hello you no good bastard,
                I have no clue as to what the fuck you are saying.
                I don't speak idiot and I don't speak french.
                THis is America and our national language is English.

                Please run all other replies in this thread through your 5th grade english teacher.
                Now i'm off to have some freedom fries..

                Goodbye you french, beret wearing, war losing, statue of liberty giving, french dressing and french fry eating, no good sorry bastard..

                BREASTS,
                DICKFACE
                guess dickface wants to say...

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                • flappo
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8223

                  #83
                  Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
                  If only the holocaust were for Van Hagar fans, and not the jews. I'd like it if Hitler personally baked every Vhagar fan, starved them, tunred their skin into lampshades, and sold their glasses and shoes!

                  Wait, are there any more lines to cross?
                  are you related to mr grimsdale ?

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001

                    #84
                    Nice avatar Flaps.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7218

                      #85
                      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                      guess dickface wants to say...

                      What's that cock-atrophy league? I wasn't mistaken about the dickhead, it even seems to be getting support!
                      That's just what I said earlier, rotten fags feel almighty when anonymous.
                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #86
                        Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
                        What's that cock-atrophy league? I wasn't mistaken about the dickhead, it even seems to be getting support!
                        That's just what I said earlier, rotten fags feel almighty when anonymous.
                        hey frenchie...we just have some fun...peace and roth on...
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                        • Jérôme Frenchise
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 7218

                          #87
                          [QUOTE]Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                          [B] guess dickface wants to say...

                          I've studied English for 5 years after graduating (that's just been 12 years) , so I ain't waiting for the shit savings that come out of yer asshole-shaped mouth. And your shit-face won't disgust me of a language that owes no fucking thing to your useless nothing self.

                          I'm sorry to say such things in front of buddies of mine, but I just hope you're gonna die in awesome pain as soon as possible, you wanker.

                          That's also what I said earlier: you're just another stupid fascist toy.
                          posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                          posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            #88
                            Do the French and the Germans STILL not get along?

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              Do the French and the Germans STILL not get along?
                              lol...normally we do...but somehow I'm the "nazi of the week" on this board ... I'll have to see if I can find a pernod or some good red bourdaux for our french friend..
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                              • Jérôme Frenchise
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7218

                                #90
                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                Do the French and the Germans STILL not get along?
                                Well, Nick, pal, it's just the French and naziards, actually.
                                French and German people made peace long ago, don't you remember Kohl and Mitterrand walking hand in hand? Well, sorry...
                                Have you seen me in Olga's sheets? Sorry, you can't have, it was too private a sport.
                                Have you seen me walk German Shepherd dog? You haven't, I expected so. I don't walk them: too shameful.
                                Have you seen me blow out a fascist's snout lately? If you have, I'm sorry but I wouldn't give the pâté to eat but to some other swine, coz nothing's more exciting than seeing one of them choke on it!
                                ---
                                Ah, talking about something else!
                                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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