Roth/Hagar - Stanley/Simmons

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
mormon chicks are some of the horniest and nastiest around. I speak from experience. :D :D :D

I'm afraid their hairy crotch would remind me of a crown of thorns.

Mezro...mormon chicks: a great fuck until they trap you and your seed...for life...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
I'm afraid their hairy crotch would remind me of a crown of thorns.

Mezro...mormon chicks: a great fuck until they trap you and your seed...for life...

No, no, no, all wrong. They only want to fuck like a beast when they are young, just to get it out of their system until their missionary boyfriend gets home from his two year adventure with his male companion. Once Elder Smith arrives, it's off to the temple and babies, babies, babies and more babies.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
No, no, no, all wrong. They only want to fuck like a beast when they are young, just to get it out of their system

Hmmmmmm

Mezro...are there Asian mormons?...if so I'd like to order a baker's dozen...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
Hmmmmmm

Mezro...are there Asian mormons?...if so I'd like to order a baker's dozen...

Cum to think of it, I never remember any mormons that weren't white?

Hmmmmm..........


Later Brother Mez, I have to go feed my ruggies.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
Cum to think of it, I never remember any mormons that weren't white?

Hmmmmm..........


Later Brother Mez, I have to go feed my ruggies.

Later Elder MAX

Mezro...have to eat more chicken breast with brown rice...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
Later Elder MAX

Mezro...have to eat more chicken breast with brown rice...

Enjoy your chicken Brother Mez. I made the family shrimp fajitas. Mmmmmm........ They were tasty.

Anyway, thanks for the new moniker. I'm now going by that as my title. It sounds both prestigious, religious and I'm oh, so worthy. lol.


Anything left in that bottle?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX


Anything left in that bottle?

Only Isopure Whey Protein Isolate w/25g of dextrose.

Mezro...now I'm eating two cans of albacore, more brown rice and some peppermint tea...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
Only Isopure Whey Protein Isolate w/25g of dextrose.

Mezro...now I'm eating two cans of albacore, more brown rice and some peppermint tea...

Me too but I'm eating a pummelo for B12 (Your own "Maximus" will thank you) with a wheatgrass chaser.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
Me too but I'm eating a pummelo for B12 (Your own "Maximus" will thank you) with a wheatgrass chaser.

Shit...my "maximus" thanks me for living in San Francisco.

Mezro...an unlimited supply of Asian toys for me to caulk...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
Shit...my "maximus" thanks me for living in San Francisco.

Mezro...an unlimited supply of Asian toys for me to caulk...

I have a gift for you Mezro, enjoy:

[MAX]

This thread is what I'm talking about!!!! :D

Any more exotic citrus fer me diet?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I have a gift for you Mezro, enjoy:

Nick - you are an officer, a freak and a gentleman:D

Mezro...sushi that you don't need chopsticks for...

[MAX]

Chopsticks can still be a useful tool cos they're extremely ticklish when properly used.

[Top Jimmy]

uh huh uh HUH

[Top Jimmy]

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