In a Simple Rhyme

[MAX]

Originally posted by aesop
Ha nothing quite that risque, there Max...

Happy to hear it. Don't try it at home, leave such dangerous activities to trained professionals like myself.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
I wouldn't have it any other way. She must not have any gag reflexes either. I wouldn't want her to choke.


and

If you tickle them while swallowing your sheets will resemble a winter wonderland.

Mezro...protein face, protein face, she gagged and it floated all over the place...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
If you tickle them while swallowing your sheets will resemble a winter wonderland.

Mezro...protein face, protein face, she gagged and it floated all over the place...

Brother Mez, that is why you are most worthy of the title "The King who Rained." :D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by MAX
Brother Mez, that is why you are most worthy of the title "The King who Rained." :D

More like the King who Drained.

Mezro...when I splash on yellow skin I bring monsoon season to life...

[Northern Girl]

I've lived through a tornado and a flood, I bet I could handle a good monsoon too. :D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I've lived through a tornado and a flood, I bet I could handle a good monsoon too. :D

It all starts with the tug of a zipper.

Mezro...zip...whoosh...sproing...glop...repeat...

[Northern Girl]

Hmmm...I thought there'd be a wave to ride or something. :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hmmm...I thought there'd be a wave to ride or something. :D

Ride this....

Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby, baby I wanna ride yeah (awawaw)

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipper
Upside down on the big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I've got a ticket come ride with me
Mary go down on the marry-go-round
All is fair 'n' a big fair ground
Love go slow. love go fast
Licorice whip gonna whip your ass.

ahw shit, yeah, that's right huh
Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster yeah (oohh oohh oohh)
Oh baby you know what I'm talking about
Rollercoaster of Love
oh yeah it's Rollercoaster time
lovin' you is really wild
Oh it's just a love rollercoaster
step right up and get your tickets

[Northern Girl]

I love when you sing to me.

[ELVIS]

Sappy...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Sappy...

I know....Unfortunately, I have my moments.

Nice to see you too Elvis.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I love when you sing to me.

I'll keep that in mind.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by aesop
OK this is MUCH TOO SAPPY...

...Can't either of you at least casually mention 'Nips' or 'lewd and suggestive behavior'?

I thought "licorice whip gonna whip your ass" was fairly suggestive. :D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hmmm...I thought there'd be a wave to ride or something. :D

Did not know you were the surfing type.

Mezro...more like the Smurfing type...blue balls anyone...

[Big Troubles]

Re: In a Simple Rhyme

Originally posted by MAX
My friends,

Let us pray.

A fucking quarter of a century later, jeeze does it seem like that? Not me but we are all older and uglier. We all welcome the new fans to carry the torch to Roth On!!! There is ONE simple reason that this site has collected such a group of stellar moral degenerates and that is DAVID LEE ROTH!!! Where else could such a rowdy bunch of people from throughout the world hook up, talk shit, cyber and laugh about it? NOWHERE I SAY!!!!

I just listened to WACF tonight for the first time in fucking ages. Goodness, talk about a throwback to designer jeans, baseball tees and friggin' roller skates? Holy Moly!!! Yet, we're all still here?

Dave fans all share a special "I don't give a fuck" attitude and that's why we are all collected. As Dave once said regarding Van Halen:

"Is it like a family Dave?"

Dave replied:

"NO!!! It's Not a family!!! It's like a roving youth gang and you're invited!!! :D "

This may come off as a sappy assed post (which it is) but at the end of the day, throw in the six pack and remember as to why you initially signed up? Why here and not elsewhere or why at all? Remember, we are ALL Dave loyalists and let's all Roth On!!!

Gayest post in history? Maybe? No BT's is the gayest hands down but at least I'm saying somethin Roth related!!!

Well, I hope you enjoyed my sermon?

Kisses,

Elder Maximus

Nice post! I dont think it was "gay" at all. In fact I love anything written about Dave. It may seem sappy, but I think we all get a bit sentiment when we think of CVH and what could've been.
I am glad to see my name still being mentioned, although for being such an asshole, Im a bit surprised I would be mentioned at all. This isn't a truce. Im just not going to take any of this bullshit seriously anymore. Im sticking to the Main forums and Locker Room.
Some of us just dont get along- Hey? Just like CVH. :D But in this case Rikk is Alex.

"Well, I hope you enjoyed my sermon?" You know when Flappo reads this, he's gonna think you said Semen. :D

Roth on!- Everyone.