In a Simple Rhyme

[aesop]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hmm...I guess I'm not invited

Everyone is welcome!!! As they say..."I love this bar"...

I hear a song breaking out...


We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hecubus
¡Si!

I'm a little outta season with ol' Ralphie.....

You'll shoot yer eye out kiddo!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hmm...I guess I'm not invited

Fuck that noise woman. I have some Life-Savers in my pocket, how about you grab one?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hmm...I guess I'm not invited

You're always invited, beautiful.

[guwapo_rocker]

Trixie???

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Trixie???

No G; it's all about ME! :D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
No, those lyrics are Elder Maximus' and Brother Mez's ode to NG's rock nips and going down on the merry-go-round. Our lyrics of lust if you will.................

Me, me, me !!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Alright.

Imagine what NG might look like wearing a pair of Dave's tight spandex pants?

There!!! All done AND Roth related. :D

Me again!

[MAX]

Sure it's about you. Unfortunately, Guwapo has a Kathy Bates syndrome towards myself. He's my number one fan. :D

On to better things, how are you today NG?

[Big Troubles]

Diane Brill? Dave fuck her? I have a pic of her and him together back in 84. It shocked me all over again. :D

[MAX]

Huh?

[Big Troubles]

didn't mean to break your train of thought. LOL Maybe it should be a whole new thread. :D You remember her though right? porn star Diane Brill? I think she was famous for her extremly LONG masterbating scenes. I have a pic of her and Dave out on a date or at an event.

[MAX]

I'm still lost? Are you sure you put this in the right thread?

[Big Troubles]

No. No Im not sure. :D

[Big Troubles]

I think I just seen you post, and knew you were an avid VH history buff, so I followed you here. :D No sweat though. I think there is a thread called "Dave bangs...?" somewhere....