Hey, Van Hagar-ites...maybe this'll shut you the fuck up once and for all!!!

[academic punk]

"ooo, they sold tickets! no, really, they did! It was a success!"

uh...no, motherfuckers.

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050123/ENT04/501230303/1111

If you're too much of a simple-minded moron to read the whole thing, here's the point of interest:

• Rock bands suffered a shaky year. Even though Metallica (No. 3 in attendance, No. 4 in revenue) and Van Halen (No. 9 in attendance, No. 6 in revenue) were two of the most successful rock bands on tour in North America, they attracted, respectively, only 6,041 and 5,300 to Ames. Van Halen, with a top price of $75, even discounted tickets to $20 in an effort to fill the seats.

Also, note in the articles section re: 2004's best selling albums, the absence of a shitty compilation entitlede "Best of Both Worlds".

Wake up and die right.

[tobinentinc]

I think its funny whenever u say this was a joke, they say how much WORSE VH would have done with Dave. But the fact is Dave is not in Van Halen, and when he was he certainly did better than that.

[lms2]

Maybe its just me, but I really haven't heard too much from the Hagarites for quite some time.

The tour is over, its failure documented, and now the simple fact is that Dave wasn't in it and we are glad. LET IT DIE already!

[Panamark]

I think some of the Hagarheads still think it was a huge success,
that the three new songs "Rocked" and that there will be a new
studio album !!

bwhawhahahahahahhahaha

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think some of the Hagarheads still think it was a huge success,
that the three new songs "Rocked" and that there will be a new
studio album !!

bwhawhahahahahahhahaha

>>>I think some of the Hagarheads still think it was a huge success

What........you mean it wasn't?

>>>That the three new songs "Rocked"

What......you mean they didn't?

>>>and that there will be a new studio album!!

What....you mean there won’t be?

I’m in total shock! Maybe the Hagarheads should have a JonesTown II reunion.

Well, all I have to say to them is…..It’s time to “Kiss Em & Smile”….losers

[tomballin]

Originally posted by lms2
Maybe its just me, but I really haven't heard too much from the Hagarites for quite some time.

The tour is over, its failure documented, and now the simple fact is that Dave wasn't in it and we are glad. LET IT DIE already!

It wasn't a failure for the Sister's, Hagar, and their management. MAJOR LEAGUE MONEY BONANZA FOR THOSE CLOWNS!

But yelp Ims2, old news, who gives a shite, however…..

Hey, I went to see the Van SpamBoys, and the 19,000 capacity arena was 99% packed, EVH had one of his best nights of the Tour (per looking at reviews of other shows), and I got some new nasty pussy, so the VS Tour was a BIG success in my book.

Of course, I went and saw THE MAN, in Orlando 12/31/04 and Dave and his band, can blow the Van SpamBoys out into the back parking lot. Killer show/great time/Dave was awesome!

[Chris]

Van Hagar sucks.

[lms2]

Originally posted by tomballin
It wasn't a failure for the Sister's, Hagar, and their management. MAJOR LEAGUE MONEY BONANZA FOR THOSE CLOWNS!

But yelp Ims2, old news, who gives a shite, however…..

Hey, I went to see the Van SpamBoys, and the 19,000 capacity arena was 99% packed, EVH had one of his best nights of the Tour (per looking at reviews of other shows), and I got some new nasty pussy, so the VS Tour was a BIG success in my book.

Of course, I went and saw THE MAN, in Orlando 12/31/04 and Dave and his band, can blow the Van SpamBoys out into the back parking lot. Killer show/great time/Dave was awesome!

Any tour that features Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, and Michael Anthony, but NOT David Lee Roth, is, in my most humble opinion, a failure.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by lms2
Maybe its just me, but I really haven't heard too much from the Hagarites for quite some time.

The tour is over, its failure documented, and now the simple fact is that Dave wasn't in it and we are glad. LET IT DIE already!

Yeah, we are definately getting a lower class of SHEEP troll to bash in the PEN!

[scottydabodi]

Thank the stars that this whole Van Hagar tour//fiasco is fuckin' OVER. They suck, and now the SHEEP know it. The attendance was BAD at best, and they could get enough tarp in the arenas to cover the empty seats... Serves these lyin fruitcakes right. Hope the VH's go choke on a cock somewhere.

[Panamark]

Hey not everyone was unhappy !!

The Tarp suppliers cleaned up bigtime on the Hagar tour :D

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by tomballin
and I got some new nasty pussy, so the VS Tour was a BIG success in my book.

I guess I can call myself old...

Back in the day, so to speak, "nasty pussy" was not a good thing...

[zappa73]

No doubt that a tour with Dave would dwarf what was done with Hagar.

That said, who fucking cares about concert sales in Iowa?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by zappa73
No doubt that a tour with Dave would dwarf what was done with Hagar.

That said, who fucking cares about concert sales in Iowa?

[Nickdfresh]

Donnie and Ferris ROCK the house! The outhouse we have very far away form the main PEN tavern!