Classic VH vs Van Hagar by DLR

[TMR]

"Classic Van Halen made you want to drink, dance and fuck. Current Van Halen encourages us to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship."

[Dave IS VH]

Classic VH is all about Sex, Drugs, and rock n' roll, and also was the ultimate Party band.

Van Hagar is all about gay music and Spammy acting like a dork.

Dave fucks the girl, while Spammy would wack off, when she is right next to him wanting it.

[Panamark]

Aside from the fact that he cant write lyrics to save himself, I literally cant stand Spammy's voice. That screachy style of his just shits me. I have to turn that crap off immediately. All the Hagar fans reckon he still sounds like he did 20 years ago. Fine, if thats true it will sound just as fucked up as it did back then. That fucker sounds like he has
major constipation problems, and his shit never ever budges.

[flappo]

..he's like a cheap version of roger daltrey , but fat

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Aside from the fact that he cant write lyrics to save himself, I literally cant stand Spammy's voice. That screachy style of his just shits me. I have to turn that crap off immediately. All the Hagar fans reckon he still sounds like he did 20 years ago. Fine, if thats true it will sound just as fucked up as it did back then. That fucker sounds like he has
major constipation problems, and his shit never ever budges.

Fucking classic Panamark!!! :D That's what I've never understood about Chunker fans always praising the Tub 'O Chedd's voice? I don't fucking care if he screams in "range." He sounds like a wild boar being buttfucked to death by a 300 lb orangutan with a mullet.

The typical line is as follows, "At least his voice isn't shot like Dave's." Fuck you, the fuckhole NEVER had a voice to begin with. What a fucking dolt I tells ya.

[Panamark]

Exactamundo ! I couldnt tell you if EVH actually played reasonable music during the Hagar years. I cant put up with that voice long
enough to even check out the guitaring. Its a shocker.

"He sounds like a wild boar being buttfucked to death by a 300 lb orangutan with a mullet"

Heheheh, I love your Mikey descriptions :D

[thebuldawg]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
while Spammy would wack off, when she is right next to him wanting it.

She would?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
He sounds like a wild boar being buttfucked to death by a 300 lb orangutan with a mullet.

Funny shit buddy! LOL!

[Dave IS VH]

Dave knows how to party and have fun, Spammy does not.

You can hear that in the music also.

The music isn't as hard and heavy as it was with Dave at the helm.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by MAX

The typical line is as follows, "At least his voice isn't shot like Dave's." Fuck you, the fuckhole NEVER had a voice to begin with. What a fucking dolt I tells ya.

True.. True!
Van Halen was about attitude.
They lost all of that when they went to Hagar.

[FORD]

Re: Classic VH vs Van Hagar by DLR

Originally posted by TMR
"Classic Van Halen made you want to drink, dance and fuck. Current Van Halen encourages us to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship."

Actually, that was a comparison of Van HALEN to the Van Danniels lineup. The milk ad and the Nissan commerical were from 1997. Though the Nissan ad actually used a Van HALEN song, of course.

[Chaz Rock City]

There were no weak songs like When Its Love when Dave was in the band. Dave would be to busy fucking to ask such a lame question

[TMR]

Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
There were no weak songs like When Its Love when Dave was in the band. Dave would be to busy fucking to ask such a lame question

The TRUTH!