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  • NavinJohnson

    Daves abs

    I was wondering what Dave did for fitness? He did flips, and jsut had a great body, not that I'm gay.
  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    #2
    Re: Daves abs

    Originally posted by NavinJohnson
    I was wondering what Dave did for fitness? He did flips, and jsut had a great body, not that I'm gay.
    You might claim to not be gay, but one dude doesn't say that to another dude.

    You might ask yourself a few things?
    Is your favorite movie "Grease"
    Do you catch wood everytime you eat a bananna
    have you ever cried at a sunset?

    If yes to any of those, you are most likely a faggott.

    Quit paying so much attention to other guys bodies and download porn from the net like the rest of the fucking no pussy gettin' members on this board.

    Lick my bag,
    Dickface

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35750

      #3

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      • ian_doherty

        #4
        dave keeps his abs in such good shape by bending over backwards when he goes down on girls.. he does this twice a night .

        he also does a lot of leg lifts and twists from side to side.. while he is 69ing girls. he does that every morning....

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        • Sarge
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Feb 2003
          • 5424

          #5
          Originally posted by ian_doherty
          dave keeps his abs in such good shape by bending over backwards when he goes down on girls.. he does this twice a night .

          he also does a lot of leg lifts and twists from side to side.. while he is 69ing girls. he does that every morning....
          That's fuckin' hilarious!
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          • scottydabodi
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2541

            #6
            You're a fag.
            If you listen to fools
            The Mob Rules

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            • hot for david
              Head Fluffer
              • Apr 2004
              • 383

              #7
              that's a good question , but will be better if a girl asks this n' not a boy , i think it's normal if i ask this cuz i'm a girl n' i love dave , but you are boy n' i don't think so
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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Perhaps Navin is a chick ?
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                • HippieLettuce
                  Roadie
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 109

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ian_doherty
                  dave keeps his abs in such good shape by bending over backwards when he goes down on girls.. he does this twice a night .

                  he also does a lot of leg lifts and twists from side to side.. while he is 69ing girls. he does that every morning....
                  Imagine that..........
                  Dave and I share the same workout.

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                  • kennyboy
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 475

                    #10
                    He probably doesn't go over to Spammy's for dinner.
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                    • Cathedral
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6621

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HippieLettuce
                      Imagine that..........
                      Dave and I share the same workout.
                      I was gonna say the same thing...

                      But this chick is starting to work my last nerve, maybe it's the pregnancy, but she is getting awful clingy with my time and that shit gets old very fast.

                      Oh well, i'm getting plenty of excercise, so it's an even tradeoff for once.

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                      • lms2

                        #12
                        I am sure the martial arts routine he follows has nothing to do with it. It has to be the oral sex. And I for one do not think you are a faggot for asking. It is perfectly natural to admire the human body when it is in good shape regardless of what sex the admirer and admiree are. (But if you get a hard on while your admiring, your probably gay.)

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #13
                          Is Navin a male or female name ?? Ive seriously never heard it before, it sounds a bit like gavin, so I guess its male ??

                          LMS2 is right, you should be able to look at body builders etc and think, yeah they are muscley fuckers, but if you start pitching a tent in your sweat pants, thats a definate worry...
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Cathedral
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6621

                            #14
                            Whoa, thank god i'm not gay. My ass has teeth...

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                            • Chong Li
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 230

                              #15
                              Navin Johnson is the name of the character played by Steve Martin in The Jerk.
                              "Can't you hear Jamies cryin? Shes runnin with the Devil oh nooooo!!! oh no!

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