SIRIUS Radio: Ed and Dave working together?

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Well, I seem to have gotten your goat, penis slobberer. Don't ever tell me your poetry is good. You are a very pretentious gay man befitting the Spam of hagar.

There once laid Van Sqeulin'
He loved giving hummers
On boys he would cop a feelin'
And on men seeking service he'd take all cummers
Nickdfresh has him a'reelin'
His poetry sucks
Rejected in school
He plays the fool and,
Everyone knows he is terminally uncool!

You must have little self-esteem since you receive no homage and have much vanity and false pride. I think my poems are much better than your's Van Squelin', don't you sir? And actually the highest form of art is the short story, since poetry is dominated by so many hacks and mastaburtory self-flatterers such as thou my little bitch. Now turn up the lyrical genius that is OU82!:D

So cop me now tool.

There once was a frugal young fellow named nick
gets the most from the skank whores to pick
After sporting a while
As a gay necrophile,
For desert he has maggot surprise.

We pick quarrels with the unfortunate to avoid sympathising with them.
Above it all, Sammy Hagar is a genius.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
Above it all, Sammy Hagar is a genius.

OK.....


Fella's we have a sheep. Time to shear. :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
Definitely a SOTW candidate.

I second that Max.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
So cop me now tool.

There once was a frugal young fellow named nick
gets the most from the skank whores to pick
After sporting a while
As a gay necrophile,
For desert he has maggot surprise.

We pick quarrels with the unfortunate to avoid sympathising with them.
Above it all, Sammy Hagar is a genius.

Wow, you are getting sloppy. Why don't you start your poems out with "There was once a sailor from Nantucket"..."Or little boy blue?" I guess you have blown your creative wad, eh Van Squelin'? Well I'm just getting warmed up BITCH!

A festuring whore gave birth one day,
For she said my child will endure much assplay,
His father was gay,
And he prefers men of girth
He has limited means to achieve self-worth
"Oh my dear child I will bestow Van Squelin' upon thee.
And you shall prefer ass play to pussy.
Owe, the venereal disease hurts when I pee!"
Knocked up by a faggot
Van Squelin's mother betook the genes
of flamming gayness it seems
He loves Samuel Van Hagar with lyrics so bad
And has a case of syphilis upon his nad.
His mother a harlot
Sure to be a gay starlet
He refers to Spam as genius oh mercy what would Alex Pope say,
"Stop writing poetry
Boy you have bad taste and you are GAY!"

I was a poet and didn't know it!:D Thanks Van Squelin'! Unfortunately my novel isn't going as well. And by the way, your still a pussy and I do in fact own you sir. Now go look more polysyllabic words up bitch!
Your stick is getting old already.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
Sure. But Nick, isn't it too much honor for a shit-fly, whose place is nowhere but around some dung? Even Daisy (below) doesn't give a damn about him:

Sorry, it took a damn long time to persuade her to spare a few words. Daisy has no time to lose with sheep shit flies. So there she goes:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jérome from Fra
Sorry, it took a damn long time to persuade her to spare a few words. Daisy has no time to lose with sheep shit flies. So there she goes:

:D

[nosuchluck]

wow. a thread about Dave and Ed possibly getting back together and we get abusive limericks.

[blueturk]

What does this girl sound like? She looks like Roz on "Frasier", but sexier.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by nosuchluck
wow. a thread about Dave and Ed possibly getting back together and we get abusive limericks.

The Roth Army "is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer' gonna' get."

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The Roth Army "is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer' gonna' get."

:D "Forrest Gump", the masterpiece... Fine, fine reference!

But what's that sweet Tawnie's gossip finally worth? Is it just hot air once again?

[nosuchluck]

lol

[Jano]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The Roth Army "is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer' gonna' get."

And today the big winner is..........VAN SHITHEAD...Oups sorry Van Squalen !!!!!

[Viking]

The 'Ed And Dave Are Working Together Again' Rumor #264 since 2000. I'll believe this fly-laden pile of shit when they BOTH have something to say.

[Nickdfresh]

Funny how this very same titled thread was closed at the Links. Of course, if it were a Sammy rumor, the SHEEP would be "Stampeding to Mars!"

[Jamocha Joe]

I just saw the second picture. The gayness jumped off my screen and attacked me. I think I fought it off, but not before it threw out my Palyboy collection and made me watch five hours of queer eye for the straight guy. Luckily I was able to switch to VH Classic in time for DLR's California Girls video and the gay had to jump ship. I think I saw it attacking my neighbor's hot daughter, so I'm relly looking forward to this summer. LOL. Thanks Nick.

Back on topic...Just say NO to a DLR/VH reunion. Ed/Al = BIG ANCHOR
Dave's side projects are more interesting than anything those bone heads are up to these days anyway.