What will it take?

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Whatever, Please keep me out of your fantasies though sperm gargler!

Oh my God....something original.....we disagree so I'm gay.....Thats so lame.....You just proved my point more than I ever could myself....what a loser.....
Ok...now...does anyone have an intelligent reply ??? cmon, dont be shy...its ok, use your spellchecker, its ok

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ILOVEVANHALEN27
ooops....I must correct my illiterate self....
Couldnt sing complete verses....sorry guys....I'll put my illiterate cap back on and sit in the corner now

Soak the cap in lamp oil first.

Pretend you're a candle.

You'll be like a smoldering beacon to dipshits in the corner.

[sambo]

I heard there were cut price tickets and radio station give-aways in a desperate bid to make $$$

*yawn*... so over this....

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

Originally posted by sambo
I heard there were cut price tickets and radio station give-aways in a desperate bid to make $$$

*yawn*... so over this....

Still waiting.....havent heard any positive reinforcement for Dave....just negatives about Sam...could it be its all true about Dave?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ILOVEVANHALEN27
Oh my God....I enjoy young boysl.....we disagree so I'm gay, he's on to me.....Thats so great, I love You Nick!.....You just proved my point more than I ever could myself, I am trolling for men on the internet....what a loser I am.....
Ok...now...does anyone have an intelligent reply, cmon, email me so i can meet you at the Cabo Manhole Cantina ??? cmon, dont be shy...its ok, use your spellchecker, its ok I too fucking retarded to correct mistakes or write a descent post!

No, you just come to a Roth fansite with your ridiculous, condescending bullshit. You are here to troll and stir shit up and pretend you are debating as you lie like a rug. You are gay, and full-of-shit. And btw, you are not original and Sammy Hagar will never play with Eddie again! And I suggest YOU USE SPELLCHECKER DUMBASS so you can properly learn to use a hyphen and maybe someday get your GED! That way you will look slightly less retarded!

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No, you just come to a Roth fansite with your ridiculous, condescending bullshit. You are here to troll and stir shit up and pretend you are debating as you lie like a rug. You are gay, and full-of-shit. And btw, you are not original and Sammy Hagar will never play with Eddie again! And I suggest YOU USE SPELLCHECKER DUMBASS so you can properly learn to use a hyphen and maybe someday get your GED! That way you will look slightly less retarded!

Said as nick flails his arms and runs from the room

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ILOVEVANHALEN27
Still waiting.....havent heard any positive reinforcement for Dave....just negatives about Sam...could it be its all true about Dave?

I guess you missed Matt's comment about Dave outselling Hagar by 3-to-1 ratio. Feel free to ignore facts Spam lover.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ILOVEVANHALEN27
Said as nick has a mysterious and large bulge in his pants I can't take my eyes off. No Nick, don't run from the room

Suck my what? I am not gay, but whatever your speed dude, not my thing.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ILOVEVANHALEN27
Still waiting.....havent heard any PM's from you guys, cmon boys cum and get me....just negatives about gays, you guys suck but not in a good way lol...could it be its all true about Me? Yes, in fact I love jiz all over my face like my hero Sammy

[Nickdfresh]

You are fucking too easy man! You are my bitch SHEEP! You have marker on your face like Ed. You're boring! Goodnight pussy Spam lover.

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

I came here because you send people to the vhlinks to stir up "shit" with false rumors, so I decided to come over here and return the favor.....Again....I love Van halen....I wont waste time putting down the current lead singer while the band gets older and nearing the days when they can no longer tour. If Dave had got back in...I would have been right there at the show just the same. So what, he losing his hair...just like so what, sams getting up in years in put on a couple pounds...it happens people....unless youre doing enough drugs and you never eat. The only reason I came here and put dave down is because I'm sick of hearing Sam get put down....Sam is a great showman and has always been all about the fans....You must have heard the stories he wasnt happy because he was questioning someone in the bands commitment to the fans....Sam knows...its all about the fans...
Grow up Roth people....

Gotta go....its been fun on so many levels...but my very female girlfriend is calling me to bed...she said something about sucking me dry and then riding me all night....its a tough job but someones got to do it
yall take care

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I guess you missed Matt's comment about Dave outselling Hagar by 3-to-1 ratio. Feel free to ignore facts Spam lover.

Didnt miss it at all....Daves albums also have been out a lot longer....
Youre misunderstanding me....I loved the dlr years....but this is about right here right now....(sorry, couldnt resist)

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

lol....if you dorks spent as much time coming up with and intelligent reply as you do lame gay attacks, then maybe we could have a comparable discussion , but sadly, as it is....I'm average among fools....
Goodnight

[sambo]

A Tale of Two Singers

http://www.popmatters.com/music/concerts/h/hagar-sammy-020817.shtml

On the ferry platform at Penn's Landing on the Philadelphia side of the Delaware River, where most Tweeter Center concert goers migrate from, the good natured Dave or Sammy dispute raged.

"Sammy is just old," began a man in his early forties wearing a teal polo shirt.

"Old?!" came the incredulous response from a tank top wearing Sammy fan who was swigging a can of Coors Light. "David Lee Roth doesn't even have any hair left -- or a voice!"

And so it went. Though not quite a topic for a philosophy lecture, there is something about the debate over who was the better of the two former Van Halen singers that just won't recede. Most agree that while Roth had the attitude, the drive and the smarts to make Van Halen the biggest rock band on the Southern California scene in the late '70s and early '80s, it's only realistic to note that Hagar had the better pipes, reaching notes that the Diamond One would never even bother trying to hit.

When it was announced in April that the two would join forces on a summer tour, it wasn't so much shocking as much as a sense of "What the hell took so long?" Eddie Van Halen was battling both cancer and marriage woes, and a rumored reunion attempt with Roth fell through numerous times since the 1996 MTV Video Music Awards debacle. Sammy continued to plug away at a pitiful solo career, turning most of his energy into becoming a successful tequila salesman.

These are two men who crave the spotlight, and playing small venue tours or the occasional festival just wasn't doing it for either of them, leaving no choice but the wise ploy to cajole whatever was left out of the Van Halen name without actually enlisting the Van Halen brothers (Hagar even brought Van Halen bass player and resident mime Michael Anthony out for a few dates).

Billed as "The Tour You Waited For: Song for Song, the Heavyweight Champs of Rock and Roll," Hagar and Roth would switch as headliner each show, with no opening act, the premise being to let the fans decide who was the winner. Though back and forth throughout much of the summer, Roth looked to be on the ropes coming to the Camden waterfront, as it was mere days before that Hagar slammed him publicly, calling him uncooperative, saying that he was living in the past, and likening him to Liberace.

Camden was Roth's night to open, and he proved that just when you think he's down for the count, that's when he is the most dangerous. Wearing a skintight pink lamé vest over a polka dot shirt and pants dotted with black triangles, Roth brought the crowd back to 1984, opening with "Hot For Teacher", leading the cry of "I heard you missed us…we're baaaaack!" Roth relied almost solely on Van Halen tunes, which in all fairness, only made sense. Did anyone really want to hear "Just Like Paradise" from his blip of a solo career?

Bringing out the time tested hits "Panama", Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love", and "Ice Cream Man", Roth also dug deep into the Van Halen catalog for the chestnuts "D.O.A." and "So This Is Love?" His band was tight, and, for the most part, stayed in the background. Roth's voice, which has been up and down over the past few years, was primed for the evening, and there weren't many notes in his limited range that he missed. Looking freakishly fit for his age, well tanned and muscular, the hair thinning but still intact, Roth threw high kicks and did the toe touching "Air-Roth" off of the drum riser with ease. Even playing the part of sexy rock god doesn't seem staged, it seems like the man many consider to be rock's greatest frontman truly believes he is 18 again.

"It's hot tonight, and I don't know whether it's the heat or the humidity," Roth said as he began one of his many rants, focusing on a pretty girl in the front row. "But you are hot baby! What's your name, baby? You're the kind of girl I'd give my name to…not my real name."

The cheesy one-liners are what make Dave Dave. He constantly has that huge, mouth agape grin going, or is stuffing the microphone down his pants while doing a little hip shake for the girls with his tongue wagging. On this night, he lost none of his edge and gave the audience exactly what they wanted.

Hagar, on the other hand, looks like he has forgotten what it means to rock and roll, and has surprisingly become more of a parody of his former self than Roth. Once the scrappy boxing glove clad singer for Montrose and later Van Halen, Hagar is now the goofy and affable Cabo Wabo guy. Bringing onstage two sets of bleachers filled with the most drunken fans available from Philadelphia, a makeshift bar, and waitresses delivering drinks in skimpy outfits, it was Hagar, and not Roth, who went for the cheap cheers by getting the titty-cam started. Hagar ambled across the stage in a display of shameless self-promotion with his "Cabo Wabo" T-shirt on, intent on playing the role of "the working man's rocker."

Opening with the horrendous "Shaka Doobie" from his latest album, Ten 13, Hagar weaved in and out of too many numbers from his less than prolific solo outings along with his standard fare of Van Halen songs that his backing band seemed intent on butchering. Telling stories before many of them about how he and Eddie originally came up with the compositions, Hagar seemed like a man pining for an ex-wife, playing with more or less resignation than emotion. By the time he closed his set with "Dreams" from the Van Halen landmark 5150, much of the crowd had already begun to walk out. Perhaps it was for the best, as they missed his multiple failures to reach the high notes of the track.

"Song for a song," the evening clearly belonged to Roth. The quality of music, the stage presence and the selection of hits played all pointed to a win. Hagar was spent and didn't care about the sound of the band or his appearance. Going through the motions was painfully Sammy's show, while Dave was out to prove himself.

In truth, either of these guys would kill to be back in Van Halen, trying to recapture the magic of yesteryear. Signs point to Sammy reentering the fold if the Van Halen brothers ever come out of their self-imposed exile, but it would be in their best interest to at least give both of their former singers the shot. They made it through this tour without murdering each other, and as good as one or the other may be solo on any given night, they don't come close what they had as part of the Van Halen unit. It's high time for the band to do something drastic, instead of sitting back and watching what is left of their legacy rapidly fade away.

— 11 September 2002

[ILOVEVANHALEN27]

Originally posted by sambo
A Tale of Two Singers

http://www.popmatters.com/music/concerts/h/hagar-sammy-020817.shtml

On the ferry platform at Penn's Landing on the Philadelphia side of the Delaware River, where most Tweeter Center concert goers migrate from, the good natured Dave or Sammy dispute raged.

"Sammy is just old," began a man in his early forties wearing a teal polo shirt.

"Old?!" came the incredulous response from a tank top wearing Sammy fan who was swigging a can of Coors Light. "David Lee Roth doesn't even have any hair left -- or a voice!"

And so it went. Though not quite a topic for a philosophy lecture, there is something about the debate over who was the better of the two former Van Halen singers that just won't recede. Most agree that while Roth had the attitude, the drive and the smarts to make Van Halen the biggest rock band on the Southern California scene in the late '70s and early '80s, it's only realistic to note that Hagar had the better pipes, reaching notes that the Diamond One would never even bother trying to hit.

When it was announced in April that the two would join forces on a summer tour, it wasn't so much shocking as much as a sense of "What the hell took so long?" Eddie Van Halen was battling both cancer and marriage woes, and a rumored reunion attempt with Roth fell through numerous times since the 1996 MTV Video Music Awards debacle. Sammy continued to plug away at a pitiful solo career, turning most of his energy into becoming a successful tequila salesman.

These are two men who crave the spotlight, and playing small venue tours or the occasional festival just wasn't doing it for either of them, leaving no choice but the wise ploy to cajole whatever was left out of the Van Halen name without actually enlisting the Van Halen brothers (Hagar even brought Van Halen bass player and resident mime Michael Anthony out for a few dates).

Billed as "The Tour You Waited For: Song for Song, the Heavyweight Champs of Rock and Roll," Hagar and Roth would switch as headliner each show, with no opening act, the premise being to let the fans decide who was the winner. Though back and forth throughout much of the summer, Roth looked to be on the ropes coming to the Camden waterfront, as it was mere days before that Hagar slammed him publicly, calling him uncooperative, saying that he was living in the past, and likening him to Liberace.

Camden was Roth's night to open, and he proved that just when you think he's down for the count, that's when he is the most dangerous. Wearing a skintight pink lamé vest over a polka dot shirt and pants dotted with black triangles, Roth brought the crowd back to 1984, opening with "Hot For Teacher", leading the cry of "I heard you missed us…we're baaaaack!" Roth relied almost solely on Van Halen tunes, which in all fairness, only made sense. Did anyone really want to hear "Just Like Paradise" from his blip of a solo career?

Bringing out the time tested hits "Panama", Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love", and "Ice Cream Man", Roth also dug deep into the Van Halen catalog for the chestnuts "D.O.A." and "So This Is Love?" His band was tight, and, for the most part, stayed in the background. Roth's voice, which has been up and down over the past few years, was primed for the evening, and there weren't many notes in his limited range that he missed. Looking freakishly fit for his age, well tanned and muscular, the hair thinning but still intact, Roth threw high kicks and did the toe touching "Air-Roth" off of the drum riser with ease. Even playing the part of sexy rock god doesn't seem staged, it seems like the man many consider to be rock's greatest frontman truly believes he is 18 again.

"It's hot tonight, and I don't know whether it's the heat or the humidity," Roth said as he began one of his many rants, focusing on a pretty girl in the front row. "But you are hot baby! What's your name, baby? You're the kind of girl I'd give my name to…not my real name."

The cheesy one-liners are what make Dave Dave. He constantly has that huge, mouth agape grin going, or is stuffing the microphone down his pants while doing a little hip shake for the girls with his tongue wagging. On this night, he lost none of his edge and gave the audience exactly what they wanted.

Hagar, on the other hand, looks like he has forgotten what it means to rock and roll, and has surprisingly become more of a parody of his former self than Roth. Once the scrappy boxing glove clad singer for Montrose and later Van Halen, Hagar is now the goofy and affable Cabo Wabo guy. Bringing onstage two sets of bleachers filled with the most drunken fans available from Philadelphia, a makeshift bar, and waitresses delivering drinks in skimpy outfits, it was Hagar, and not Roth, who went for the cheap cheers by getting the titty-cam started. Hagar ambled across the stage in a display of shameless self-promotion with his "Cabo Wabo" T-shirt on, intent on playing the role of "the working man's rocker."

Opening with the horrendous "Shaka Doobie" from his latest album, Ten 13, Hagar weaved in and out of too many numbers from his less than prolific solo outings along with his standard fare of Van Halen songs that his backing band seemed intent on butchering. Telling stories before many of them about how he and Eddie originally came up with the compositions, Hagar seemed like a man pining for an ex-wife, playing with more or less resignation than emotion. By the time he closed his set with "Dreams" from the Van Halen landmark 5150, much of the crowd had already begun to walk out. Perhaps it was for the best, as they missed his multiple failures to reach the high notes of the track.

"Song for a song," the evening clearly belonged to Roth. The quality of music, the stage presence and the selection of hits played all pointed to a win. Hagar was spent and didn't care about the sound of the band or his appearance. Going through the motions was painfully Sammy's show, while Dave was out to prove himself.

In truth, either of these guys would kill to be back in Van Halen, trying to recapture the magic of yesteryear. Signs point to Sammy reentering the fold if the Van Halen brothers ever come out of their self-imposed exile, but it would be in their best interest to at least give both of their former singers the shot. They made it through this tour without murdering each other, and as good as one or the other may be solo on any given night, they don't come close what they had as part of the Van Halen unit. It's high time for the band to do something drastic, instead of sitting back and watching what is left of their legacy rapidly fade away.

— 11 September 2002

Now that was an intelligent reply.....thanks man