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  • guwapo_rocker

    Blame Van Halen

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    Motley Crue
    Red, White & Crue
    (Hip-O/Universal)
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    You can blame Van Halen for this. Or thank them, depending on your view of the latest Motley Crue reunion.

    Clearly, the glam-rock has-beens have swiped the to-do list Eddie and co. drafted last year:

    1) Accept that nobody wants you to make a new album; 2) Realize that today's iPod-toting fans were raised on classic-rock radio and only care about your hits; 3) Put out another best-of CD and make a big deal about getting back together; 4) Hit the gym, dig those leathers out of the closet and go fleece the sheep. (Bonus points to Mick Mars for going for the optional 5) Get a hip replacement.)

    Thus we have the new Crue reunion tour -- which, unlike their last jaunt in the mid-'90s, is doing booming biz. And we have Red, White & Crue, the new two-disc retrospective a la VH's Best of Both Worlds.

    Assuming you haven't already bought these songs six times on all the Crue reissues, box sets and compilations over the past few years, this set is a reasonably extensive collection. Disc 1 covers their headbanging '80s heyday and the poofy-metal classics that kept them in drugs, strippers and Jack: Looks that Kill, Shout at the Devil, Girls, Girls, Girls, Dr. Feelgood, Smokin' in the Boys Room and so on, along with the odd previously issued rarity. Disc 2 -- aka The Disc No One is Going to Play -- covers the diminishing returns and revolving-door lineup that sum up the rest of their career (though we give the boys credit for being gracious enough to include tracks from their short-lived alliance with singer John Corabi). And of course, there are the obligatory Three New Tracks: The plodding, extra-strength power ballad If I Die Tomorrow; Sick Love Song, a funked-up revamp of Welcome to the Jungle; and a wah-wah-laced desecration of The Stones' Street Fighting Man.


    At least you can't blame Eddie for that. Now open up and say Baaaah.

    Track listing:

    Disc 1:
    1. Live Wire
    2. Piece Of Your Action
    3. Toast Of The Town
    4. Too Fast For Love
    5. Black Widow
    6. Looks That Kill
    7. Too Young To Fall In Love [remix]
    8. Helter Skelter
    9. Shout At The Devil
    10. Smokin' In The Boys Room
    11. Use It Or Lose It
    12. Girls, Girls, Girls
    13. Wild Side
    14. You're All I Need
    15. All In The Name Of...
    16. Kickstart My Heart
    17. Without You
    18. Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
    19. Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)
    20. Dr. Feelgood

    Disc 2:
    1. Anarchy In The UK
    2. Primal Scream
    3. Home Sweet Home ['91 remix]
    4. Hooligan's Holiday [Brown Nose Edit]
    5. Misunderstood [Successful Format Version]
    6. Planet Boom
    7. Bittersuite
    8. Afraid [Alternative Rave Mix]
    9. Beauty
    10. Generation Swine
    11. Bitter Pill
    12. Enslaved
    13. Hell On High Heels
    14. New Tattoo [single version]
    15. Street Fighting Man [Brand New Track]
    16. If I Die Tomorrow [Brand New Track]
    17. Sick Love Song [Brand New Track]


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  • Viking
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1774

    #2
    I read this earlier. Funny as hell......... :D :D :D

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #3
      I cant see how you can even use Van Halen as a comparison.
      This is actually the original band.
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Excess
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Dec 2004
        • 2

        #4
        Ok I respect the comparison and of course your right to speak freely on music. Motley Crue was one of the heavier, rocking glam rock bands from the 80s. If you didn't know what they looked like, they would sound like a good hard rock/metal band. I realize that the band may be getting older. Vince Neil looks like crap. Its easy to see how the drugs have taken a toll on them. But they are the original band playing mostly their original hits...The music that the people going to see their shows and buy their albums want to hear. Motley Crue is a solid band...The comparison between them and Van Hagar is irrelevant. My suggestion for a good comparison would be current VH to current GNR.

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