I got inspired and here am I, posting a couple of jokes on the lying dutchmen.

10 WAYS TO DISTINGUISH EDDIE FROM ALEX
1 ) One can lie pretty well in interviews. The other can lie better.
2 ) One took 15 years to put an end to his one marriage, the other put an end to 15 marriages, one per year.
3 ) One smokes two packs a day of cigarettes. The other too. Where's the joke? Well, smokes give tongue cancer...
4 ) One was a guitar god, the other was a joke. One turned into an has been, the other stayed the same.
5 ) One was dumped by his wife 'cause he couldn't fuck her anymore due to alcohol abuse. The other was dumped by his last wife because no alcohol abuse could stop him to fuck other women.
6 ) They both used to do Milk advertising. But one did prefer giving blow jobs, the other having a cumshot on his chest.
7 ) One loves to speak and give interviews with tongue-in-cheek remarks. The other just can't.
8 ) One has drunk enough booze to fill Lake Michigan. The other has enough brother-in-law's to populate Michigan.
9 ) Both had frustrating friendships. One had Sammy Hagar as his best friend, the other had his own as his best friend.
10 ) At NAMM, one showed up and people found him dressed like a bum and smelling of booze. The other showed up but nobody gave a fuck.
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Well, I am good, admit it guys
:D

10 WAYS TO DISTINGUISH EDDIE FROM ALEX
1 ) One can lie pretty well in interviews. The other can lie better.
2 ) One took 15 years to put an end to his one marriage, the other put an end to 15 marriages, one per year.
3 ) One smokes two packs a day of cigarettes. The other too. Where's the joke? Well, smokes give tongue cancer...
4 ) One was a guitar god, the other was a joke. One turned into an has been, the other stayed the same.
5 ) One was dumped by his wife 'cause he couldn't fuck her anymore due to alcohol abuse. The other was dumped by his last wife because no alcohol abuse could stop him to fuck other women.
6 ) They both used to do Milk advertising. But one did prefer giving blow jobs, the other having a cumshot on his chest.
7 ) One loves to speak and give interviews with tongue-in-cheek remarks. The other just can't.
8 ) One has drunk enough booze to fill Lake Michigan. The other has enough brother-in-law's to populate Michigan.
9 ) Both had frustrating friendships. One had Sammy Hagar as his best friend, the other had his own as his best friend.
10 ) At NAMM, one showed up and people found him dressed like a bum and smelling of booze. The other showed up but nobody gave a fuck.
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Well, I am good, admit it guys

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