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Jesus Christ... It's disgusting! What a fuckin' bunch of bollocks! I wasn't halfway through it when I literally felt the urge to throw up my dinner...
Quick quotes - more or less, I'm not going back out there just to copy paste, fuck you:
We were all buddy buddies.
Everytime someone has a good idea for a song, I'll be there.
Eddie had the idea, I had the tequila.
Baahhh...Comment
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...not reading that whole thing. Who would?Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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Soon as I saw the album title,dispatched it to the shitcan where it and all Van Hagar belongs
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BLLLLLLUUUUURRHHAAAARRRGH!!
And that fuckin' shit was Ed's best seller...
If things were right, the 6-pack should have sold 100 million copies worldwide in average!posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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Here's a break down:
They hired Spammy, then began to suck goat balls in a thick rich syrup but pretended it was great.
The End
And i didn't even have to read a word of that article.
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Neither did I. The only thing I checked was the ridiculous length of it.So many lines about nothing but vacuum...Originally posted by Cathedral
Here's a break down:
They hired Spammy, then began to suck goat balls in a thick rich syrup but pretended it was great.
The End
And i didn't even have to read a word of that article.posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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'Black And Blue'... I'm a very sexual type person. If I ever write something like that, it's usually a true experience. It's a true experience I happen to have had on the 5150 tour, where I was actually bruised up pretty bad, and in the wrong areas too, man. It took me out of commission for a week or so. But it was a good thing and I thought, what a great phrase: 'do it to me black and blue.'
is this in refernce to him taking it up the ass from "mikey" and the sisters, or is it in refernce to him giving up the ass??? Gawd, this guy is fucking hideous....bloody hideous....ewwwww i feel gross just reading his malarky....what a fagwhore!! horrible, horrible, horrible....putrid!!!! He'd give it to himself up the ass if he could....YUKKKKKKK!!!!!!!Comment
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That album is a crock of shit everyone should know that Van Halen died on April 1, 1985, the day that Diamond Dave got sick of those two dutch Drunks and that fat bassist with the mullet. LONG LIVE KING DAVE.
P.S. I want to hit Sammy hagar until he is black and blue.fWhy do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.Comment
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Well I read it, and I still say that Source of Infection was meant to be Van Hagars version of Hot for Teacher. However Sammy clearly lacked Dave's charisma, divercity, wit and charm to be able to pull it off.Roth Army MilitiaComment
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I always thought "Source of Infection" was Van Hagar's version of "Yankee Rose."
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With the guitar talking...Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.Comment
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"OU812 was going to be called Bone. But that hand thing, Mikey invented, because you know the old heavy metal sign. It's very cute, I think. So Mikey used to take his hand, and I would take my hand and put it up next his and we made that symbol at the end of shows, right? And the fans started doing it back to us, so we put it on OU812 record."
How cool is that?
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