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  • academic punk
    Full Member Status

    • Dec 2004
    • 4437

    apparently, thiswoman found Sammy sexually appealling

    and we wonder why the world is so fucked up...



    NEW YORK, NY, Feb. 13 (UPI) -- "I Married ... Sammy Hagar" featuring Kari Hagar, the wife of musician and Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, premieres Monday on U.S. cable's VH1.

    The VH1 series examines what it's like to be married to a celebrity. From the first meeting to the first child to the first band break-up, the series given the inside story on what it's like to be married to someone recognized around the world.

    The Hagars describe their lives in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, as they celebrate Sammy Hagar's 57th birthday with a huge party at his club, the Cabo Wabo Cantina.

    In addition to giving the cameras access to the life of a rock star, the couple discusses the unlikely story of their meeting, the challenges of living and raising two young children on the road, the musician's time with Van Halen and the sacrifices both made to ensure their marriage succeeded.

    Is there a rerun of Law and Order on that night? Please say yes...
  • Mezro
    Full Member Status

    • May 2004
    • 4154

    #2
    Re: apparently, thiswoman found Sammy sexually appealling

    Originally posted by academic punk
    and we wonder why the world is so fucked up...

    Is there a rerun of Law and Order on that night? Please say yes...
    The average woman would rather nozzle sniff the corpse of Jerry Orbach then surf Sammy's santa pile.

    Mezro...love is a wonderful thing...when cash is involved...
    Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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    • academic punk
      Full Member Status

      • Dec 2004
      • 4437

      #3
      hahahhahahha

      "so tell us, Kari, what first attracted you to the milionaire Sammy Hagar?"

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        #4
        I wish I would have read this post before that shit show suprised me while watching VH1. So sickening I couldn't even watch it to make fun of it.

        The show should go into how Sammy blindsided his first wife of many years and wouldn't even give her the chance to get her personal belongings from the house.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #5
          Sammy should just build a big statue of himself that pisses Cabo Wabo and shits his own special mexican recipes into tortias for the Sammy Sheep to buy and eat.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • steve
            Sniper
            • Feb 2004
            • 841

            #6
            Re: apparently, thiswoman found Sammy sexually appealling

            Originally posted by academic punk
            and we wonder why the world is so fucked up...



            NEW YORK, NY, Feb. 13 (UPI) -- "I Married ... Sammy Hagar" featuring Kari Hagar, the wife of musician and Van Halen frontman Sammy Hagar, premieres Monday on U.S. cable's VH1.
            ...
            Does anyone pick up UPI wires besides Rev. Sun Myung Moon's cult (*cough*), I mean...The Washington Times? Are the Moonies into Hagar now? Are the Hagars MOONIES? It WOULD seem to make sense.

            Come to think of it, there is a Popeye's near "The Consortium" (the creepy conservative cult headquarters in D.C.) - maybe some marketing gurus are placing them whereever Sambo habitates.
            Last edited by steve; 02-15-2005, 10:05 AM.

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            • steve
              Sniper
              • Feb 2004
              • 841

              #7
              The data!


              September 27, 2002 ::

              Moon die-hard now heads UPI
              A long-time associate of Rev. Moon of the Unification Church has been appointed to head United Press International, the once powerful news wire service. Dr. Chung Hwan Kwak has been named its chairman, chief executive officer and president, according to a UPI Press Release.
              Kwak is also chairman of the Moon-controlled University of Bridgeport, CT and Sun Moon University in Seoul, South Korea. He chairs a number of Moon front organizations including the "International Federation for World Peace," "Professors World Peace Academy," "International Cultural Foundation," "Family Federation for World Peace and Unification," and the "World Culture and Sports Festival."
              Kwak's predecessor at UPI D.M. Joo, another Unification Church member, will continue to head Moon's umbrella organization News World Communications Inc., which is the corporate entity that controls UPI, The Washington Times, Insight, the World and I, Tiempos del Mundo and other Moon publications.
              The Washington Times continues to lose millions of dollars annually and has yet to show a profit. And UPI seems fated to follow in its footsteps. However, concerns about money have not detered Rev. Moon from utilizing his media holdings as effective tools to obtain influence and political clout.
              Famous White House reporter Helen Thomas ditched UPI the day after Moon took over and was quickly hired by Hearst News Service. Looking back, it seems she made a smart move.

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #8
                sam will have it on his website soo, believe me...
                Roth Army Icon
                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  Just shows what women will fuck for money....

                  Or in this case, she probably just has to make appearances,
                  we all know where Spammy is getting his sex from...
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • RogueHorseman
                    Commando
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1298

                    #10
                    Originally posted by academic punk
                    hahahhahahha

                    "so tell us, Kari, what first attracted you to the milionaire Sammy Hagar?"


                    Bwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!





                    (many a truth is told in jest)
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                    • RogueHorseman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1298

                      #11
                      Originally posted by steve
                      http://www.cultnews.com/archives/000347.html
                      September 27, 2002 ::

                      Moon die-hard now heads UPI
                      A long-time associate of Rev. Moon of the Unification Church has been appointed to head United Press International, the once powerful news wire service. Dr. Chung Hwan Kwak has been named its chairman, chief executive officer and president, according to a UPI Press Release.
                      Kwak is also chairman of the Moon-controlled University of Bridgeport, CT and Sun Moon University in Seoul, South Korea. He chairs a number of Moon front organizations including the "International Federation for World Peace," "Professors World Peace Academy," "International Cultural Foundation," "Family Federation for World Peace and Unification," and the "World Culture and Sports Festival."
                      Kwak's predecessor at UPI D.M. Joo, another Unification Church member, will continue to head Moon's umbrella organization News World Communications Inc., which is the corporate entity that controls UPI, The Washington Times, Insight, the World and I, Tiempos del Mundo and other Moon publications.
                      The Washington Times continues to lose millions of dollars annually and has yet to show a profit. And UPI seems fated to follow in its footsteps. However, concerns about money have not detered Rev. Moon from utilizing his media holdings as effective tools to obtain influence and political clout.
                      Famous White House reporter Helen Thomas ditched UPI the day after Moon took over and was quickly hired by Hearst News Service. Looking back, it seems she made a smart move.
                      Even before then UPI had lost a lot of its credibility. I remember working at one station where they switched us to UPI as a cost cutting measure... While none of us were exactly happy, the News Director had an absolute temper tantrum over it and sat out a few days.

                      That joint was sold within six months...
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