Why didn't anyone warn me there was a Sammy Hagar Valentines day special!

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    Why didn't anyone warn me there was a Sammy Hagar Valentines day special!

    I'm spending this Valentines Day sick with the flu. I'm in bed watching VH1 and then suddenly the Red Rectum and his wife appear. I started getting sicker. I couldn't even watch the stupid thing to make fun of it. I was getting seriousely ill. I flipped over to the History Channel and watched a cool program on the guns of WWII.

    Shit Ronald McHagar and his money digging wife are lame!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: day, hagar, sammy, special, valentines, warn
    • Goddess
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Jan 2005
      • 18
      #2
      Keep watching. Usually the more you throw up, the better you feel. :D

      There has been a couple threads about this. You were warned!

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942
          #3
          The show should be called "I suck off Ronald McDonald for money". I wonder what would happen to Sammy's wife if the IRS took all his money and threw him in jail. Anyone know anyone high up in the IRS? LOL!
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942
              #4
              The thing about Hagar is it doesn't take him very long to do something else where we can just pummel the shit out of him in her making fun of the fruitloop. Of course VH1's format these days is to make fun of celebrities so why not dedicate a whole show to Sammy?
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49567
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  The show should be called "I suck off Ronald McDonald for money". I wonder what would happen to Sammy's wife if the IRS took all his money and threw him in jail. Anyone know anyone high up in the IRS? LOL!
                  He'd have to go back to Betsy, the ex-wife he traded-in for a younger model.

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                    • RogueHorseman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1298
                      #6
                      Who's Sammy Hagar?
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                        • Sarge's Little Helper
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1322
                          #7
                          Who's Sammy Hagar?
                          David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                            • Big Troubles
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 8517
                              #8
                              Re: Why didn't anyone warn me there was a Sammy Hagar Valentines day special!

                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              I'm spending this Valentines Day sick with the flu. I'm in bed watching VH1 and then suddenly the Red Rectum and his wife appear. I started getting sicker. I couldn't even watch the stupid thing to make fun of it. I was getting seriousely ill. I flipped over to the History Channel and watched a cool program on the guns of WWII.

                              Shit Ronald McHagar and his money digging wife are lame!
                              Its Valentines Day today? Suddenly my wife not talking to me all day sorta mankes sense now.
                              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                • rustoffa
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8963
                                  #9
                                  They shoulda put it on The Animal Planet channel.

                                  They could have set it up proper with some Yerkes Primate Center specialist giving two cents worth.....

                                  "In all my years of primate study, I find this union between woman and schlock and roll howler monkey incredibly cuntfounding."

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                                    • Terry
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12133
                                      #10
                                      Happened to catch this show today as well. Sambo plopped down $2,000.00 for some brass cat statue that was a waste of money no matter how much one has to burn. Then he went on to say that he put Cabo San Lucas on the map with his Cabo Wabo club, and the whole town looks like one big Disneyesque tourist attraction, replete with plenty of knick-knack shops and such. Sanitized rock and roll for ex-fratties/present day yuppies.
                                      Whenever I come across the guy on whatever VH1 Channels, he's always shilling his club, or his tequila, like some half-assed, hard rock Jimmy Buffett. Then he was alluding to his four "multi-million selling" albums he made prior to joining Van Halen in 1985...he seems to think he was some fucking megastar prior to hooking up with EVH. Not like he was a nobody, but Van Hagar wasn't a supergroup - had one star in the band (EVH) who was already past his prime.
                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                        • Panamark
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 17161
                                          #11
                                          I feel for Mikey, his lover flaunting his "heterosexuality for the
                                          cameras" on Valentines day.

                                          He must be shattered.
                                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                            • Antonella
                                              Roadie
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 112
                                              #12
                                              Too bad I missed it! Damn! Woulda loved to see that fat bastard make an ass outta himself! He's with a model now?? Wow? Is she an alcoholic like the rest of em? Maybe thats why VH and Spammys wife like him! I mean thats the only reason why anyone could find him at all charming! They must all be drunk when hes in the room. It makes perfect sense! Ahh well I'll just look at that pic I posted of him awhile ago alongside bette midler....i mean its not the same, but it'll have to do! Oh by the by, I have some kinda creepy pics of Dave back in the 80's. I dug up some of my sisters old scrap book shit and I found alot of pics of Dave. I'll put them up soon, but I warn u people...their not pretty


                                              FUCK U SAMMY U FAT ASS COCKMONGLING SONUVABITCH FAGWHORE! HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY Y"ALL!!!

                                              AND IN DAVE WE TRUST

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