Dave's midget

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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749
    #31
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Are midgets born small or the same size as normal babies ??
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    they are available tinned in most major grocery stores
    This shite is friggin' hilarious.

    I really larfed.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12194
        #32
        4'3 For Danny.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • GAR
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 10881
            #33
            This following sponsored program was paid for in blood by indigent Amazonian Headhunters for Obama:2012

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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517
                #34
                9 stones less a lbs
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • Hecubus
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 575
                    #35
                    What about the midget's polarity?



                    Megahertz? Blood type?
                    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                    "N--- yeah."

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                      • Antman
                        Commando
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1261
                        #36
                        How tall is Dave's midget? Which one Ed or Mikey?
                        When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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