Was Eddie banging Gary?

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Was Eddie banging Gary?

    When I heard Van Halen was playing some VH classics on the VH3 tour that they hadn't played for years live, I thought what the hell, I'm a big fan of Eddie's guitar playing so getting a ticket would be worth it just to see him jam on some of the old stuff.

    So I went to the VH3 show in my area and Eddie played those songs very well. We all know Gary looks gay as hell on stage but my gaydar was also picking up huge gay signals from Eddie that night.

    The chemistry between Eddie and Gary on stage was that of two gay lovers. I am not kidding. Eddie was even dressing like Gary and he had a poofyness to him I had never seen before.

    Gary was living in Eddie's guest house and you know that dude could afford a place of his own. Gary even said it was Valerie who kicked him off the property. Eddie said he lived in the studio the last few years of his marriage because Vallerie would lock him out of the main house. The marriage probably crawled on for years because Val and Eddie just lived in sepparate worlds.

    But my gaydar sure gives strong indications that Eddie replaced Vallerie with Gary. LOL!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #2
    OK.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • philouze
      Banned
      • Mar 2004
      • 2171

      #3
      YEAH RIGHT...

      I'd rather be banged by Dave if we were both gay... not by an old cancerous alcoholic bum who crashes his guitars on stage cos he can't play them...
      Sorry guys ! LOL

      Leave Cherone alone, would ya ? After all, he doesn't sing as bad as Spammy...

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17161

        #4
        Well we all know they gang bang Mikey.
        (And Sammy gets to have him on the weekends)

        I saw the video of Ga y fingering his butthole on stage
        for Eddie..
        We have all heard the music sans 1984.

        Nitro could be onto something here !!


        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Mishar_McLeud
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2004
          • 213

          #5
          This thread is officially GAY :D
          'If there isn't something crazy that goes on in the span of the day then something's not right', - Zakk Wylde

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          • philouze
            Banned
            • Mar 2004
            • 2171

            #6
            Originally posted by Mishar_McLeud
            This thread is officially GAY :D
            AMEN

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            • Mezro
              Full Member Status

              • May 2004
              • 4154

              #7
              Originally posted by Mishar_McLeud
              This thread is officially GAY :D
              LOL...this thread needs a sticky!

              Mezro...this might also need a press release...
              Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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              • Impaler
                Roth Army Recruit
                • Mar 2005
                • 7

                #8
                Yuck Ick Barf!!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  When Ed said Ga y was a-sshole mate, he wasnt joking !
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #10
                    Really?
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11
                      SOmebody post that clip of Ga y fingering his butthole whilst Ed has
                      his leg on top of him..

                      That should settle the argument once and for all !
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        #12
                        No shit!

                        Wish I had it...
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #13
                          Katydid er Hitch should have it !! He's posted it before...
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49648

                            #14
                            You know, I do recall an interview of Dave by Howard Stern where Dave was making fun of the onstage hugging and the early lovefest shit between Eddie and Sammy. But I can't remember exactly what he said, other than Stern brought it up from a private conversation they had, and was trying to goad Roth into being more incendiary.

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17161

                              #15
                              We are forgetting the GAY 5150 walk !

                              That and Ga y's butthole fingering are two of the gayest
                              things I have ever seen.

                              C'mon you just know Mikey is the Van Halen Bukkake object.
                              "Can I do a bass solo in concert guys"

                              "Sure Mikey, but you know the drill, its 5150 circle time fellas !!"
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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