What is Eddie doing right now?

[thefive]

Is Eddie playing golf?
thefive

[Flash Bastard]

Three words... Schlitz Malt Liquor.

[Viking]

Probably jerkin' his gherkin........

[MAX]

He's shitfaced and delusional cos he's going on tour with a fat grandpa who wears yellow pajamas. Don't alcoholics have a moment of clarity when they hit rock bottom? I thought VG3 was it? I guess not? Tour with the fatfuck and your fucking coattail riding brother, who apperantly calls all of the shots and makes all of the decisions for your drunken ass.

I guess Spammy swallowed when he and Al had lunch aye? Shit, what a stupid question on my part, of course he swallowed. That obese hack will swallow anything and that is where he regurgitates it back into lyrics. Someone send him a case of Altoids STAT!!!

[Roth & Roll]

Right now.....Eddie is drunk

And Right Now, I'm lactose intolerant.....

[Dave IS VH]

kissing spammy's ass and thinking how he is going to screw the fans over with a Van Hagar reunion!!!!!

In between times he Jerks off, gets drunk, smokes like a chimney, and maybe get high.

[Gmoney]

[Gmoney]

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