100 reasons why Frank Zappa had and still has more talent than Van Halen

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 01:58 PM

2. He was better at playing guitar than Eddie Van Halen

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 01:58 PM

3. He made better albums than Van Halen

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 01:58 PM

4. He wasn't a Druggie

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 01:59 PM

5. He recorded 60 fucking albums.

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 01:59 PM

7. Moon Unit Zappa is a fucking Hottie

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:00 PM

7. He made a song about Moving to Montana and growing Dental Floss

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:00 PM

8. The 200 Motels Movie

**DrMaddVibe** · 03-13-2005, 02:01 PM

He could jam at Joe's Garage!

**DrMaddVibe** · 03-13-2005, 02:01 PM

I never knew Easter Basket Watermelon Hay could sound soooo good!

**DrMaddVibe** · 03-13-2005, 02:01 PM

Bobby Brown is really about EdWad!

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:04 PM

9. He is the only Musician to be Inducted into the Jazz and Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:05 PM

10. He never played Peavey Guitars

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:06 PM

11. Joe's Garage is better than all of the Van Halen Albums put together

**Denny** · 03-13-2005, 02:06 PM

12. The song "Jewish Princess"

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