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  • Dave's PA Rental
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3756

    After listening to over 10 hours of DLR...

    ...my inner monologue voice has become David Lee's.

    And im starting to talk like him...in class yesterday we were talking about arctic climates and that Aleutian Islanders (eskimos) had to kill seals to survive:

    Little Jenny: "I could never kill a seal!..."

    Me: "Listen Little Jenny, I guarantee that you have never known hunger in your entire life. You may have felt hungry before, but youve never known hunger...There are places in the world where if you want something for breakfast, you have to go out and kill it first...if you ever know hunger, you'd kill a seal before 8 am..."

    Dave, will you come and speak to my students?
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"
  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569

    #2
    CLASSIC DAVE"S PA!!!!

    The Wit & Wisdom of ROTH, "Live in front of your naked steaming eyes"!!!

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    • TwoFoolsAMinute
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 925

      #3
      Nice one PA. And by the way, thanks for posting the Roth First Thing In the Morning every day. I've been burning them to cd and taking them to work and I have everyone in my workplace listening to Roth. They were reluctant at first, but really are digging on it.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49567

        #4
        Re: After listening to over 10 hours of DLR...

        Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
        ...my inner monologue voice has become David Lee's.

        And im starting to talk like him...in class yesterday we were talking about arctic climates and that Aleutian Islanders (eskimos) had to kill seals to survive:

        Little Jenny: "I could never kill a seal!..."

        Me: "Listen Little Jenny, I guarantee that you have never known hunger in your entire life. You may have felt hungry before, but youve never known hunger...There are places in the world where if you want something for breakfast, you have to go out and kill it first...if you ever know hunger, you'd kill a seal before 8 am..."

        Dave, will you come and speak to my students?
        Is that the inner-monologue of DAVID LEE ROTH or TED NUGENT?

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #5
          Anyone ever see that cartoon of the babyseal clubbers, surrounded by seal pups with their heads bashed in, one clubber is saying to the
          other "Geez I got a bad headache today, you got any tylenol ?"

          Proud to be human ?
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • little nicky
            Full On Cocktard
            • Feb 2005
            • 22

            #6
            I cant wait to hear all of it. I'm going to smoke a fat one and drink beers and listen all night tomorrow when I get done with my job. This is going to be very cool.

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            • The Scatologist
              Sniper
              • Jan 2005
              • 932

              #7
              Hey, you all eat cows and pigs and chicken's everyday so stfu about your animal rights bullshit. Seals eat fish to survive too.

              Just because they look cuter, doesn't mean they get more rights then say a cow. Why don't I see anyone bitching about how cows and pigs are treated?

              They're treated WAY worse then seals. I would actually bitch about it.
              The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

              -TheSmokingGun.com

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              • Va Beach VH Fan
                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                • Dec 2003
                • 17913

                #8
                I think Infinity should make a fullcourt press to hire Dave as Stern's replacement....

                All of his VH past aside, his articulate speaking and wit are really impressive....

                And if I was an exec at Infinity, the most impressive part is that he does all that without having to revert to his VH days, which he immediately discards from listeners...

                Of course, the listeners really WANT to hear all of the VH stuff, but I think he realizes that, as he's said this week, eventually the reunion will happen....
                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                • Calderone
                  Commando
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1081

                  #9
                  is there any downloable files for this?

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                  • Dave's PA Rental
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3756

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Scatologist
                    Hey, you all eat cows and pigs and chicken's everyday so stfu about your animal rights bullshit. Seals eat fish to survive too.

                    Just because they look cuter, doesn't mean they get more rights then say a cow. Why don't I see anyone bitching about how cows and pigs are treated?

                    They're treated WAY worse then seals. I would actually bitch about it.
                    I've been told that seals taste like feet, cows and chickens taste good.

                    Seriously, what's worse than misdirected outrage?
                    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                    • LookN4AMootBeat
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 264

                      #11
                      Did Dave even mention the DLR Army? I haven't listenned to all of it, not sure when I'll have time to...

                      It would be cool if he at least said SOMETHING to recognize his biggest fan base.
                      I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental.....which means I like Van Halen more than you


                      "YOU JUST BUILD BIKES!"

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                      • Dave's PA Rental
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3756

                        #12
                        ...not a word.
                        Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                        • franksters
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Scatologist
                          Hey, you all eat cows and pigs and chicken's everyday so stfu about your animal rights bullshit. Seals eat fish to survive too.

                          Just because they look cuter, doesn't mean they get more rights then say a cow. Why don't I see anyone bitching about how cows and pigs are treated?

                          They're treated WAY worse then seals. I would actually bitch about it.
                          seals are wild like an eagle or a bear, unlike the cow or a chicken or pigs!

                          I say we should hunt the eagles the bear... seriously let's kill'em all!

                          so we can look at them in book or on a dollar bill!
                          SUMMER'S JUST
                          AROUND
                          THE CORNER!

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                          http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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                          • Mezro
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2004
                            • 4154

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LookN4AMootBeat
                            Did Dave even mention the DLR Army? I haven't listenned to all of it, not sure when I'll have time to...

                            It would be cool if he at least said SOMETHING to recognize his biggest fan base.
                            I emailed the program director with our anti Hagar press release and let them know I would love to appear on the show.

                            Mezro...not a word back...
                            Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                            • tomballin
                              Commando
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 1284

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mezro
                              I emailed the program director with our anti Hagar press release and let them know I would love to appear on the show.

                              Mezro...not a word back...
                              A lot of us emailed Dave regarding a little friendly plug for R.A., and he never said a word.

                              I am not trying to start shit, but I have been told twice from a direct source that Dave's not a real big fan of the site.

                              It's just one of those things, nothing to stew over.

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