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HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
Man, I hate that bitch HAGAR. Wanna lock him in a snack cake factory so he can eat himself to death.
Wanna cook his big ass head on my George Forman grill, have that bitch served up well done
As in true DickFace Fashion...
I wrote a litttle jingle about it...
It's what I call a work in progress.
Sammy Hagar is a BIG FAT HO
Copyright ©2005 Dickface Mc Slapnuts..
"The Peoples MC"
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Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
breathes like Darth Vader with a Miss Piggy nose,
up all night with a case of the giggles,
smells like burnt flesh when his booty jiggles,
smells like a sack of assholes when he speaks,
but it smells like gravy when he takes a leak,
he's always ready for a late night snack,
and he eats more food than a starving wolf pack,
Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
his B.O. smells like mashed po-tatoes,
wears more fucking makeup then a circus clown,
When it comes to sucking dick he can really get down
I'm tempted to tell him to "eat me",
but I know he could swallow me completely,
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that is as far as I got. Anyone wants to finish this I will not only give them 1/2 publishing rights, but I will give them advise on how to lose their fat gut and bang sone nice shaved clams
GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS
BREASTS,
Man, I hate that bitch HAGAR. Wanna lock him in a snack cake factory so he can eat himself to death.
Wanna cook his big ass head on my George Forman grill, have that bitch served up well done
As in true DickFace Fashion...
I wrote a litttle jingle about it...
It's what I call a work in progress.
Sammy Hagar is a BIG FAT HO
Copyright ©2005 Dickface Mc Slapnuts..
"The Peoples MC"
___________________________
Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
breathes like Darth Vader with a Miss Piggy nose,
up all night with a case of the giggles,
smells like burnt flesh when his booty jiggles,
smells like a sack of assholes when he speaks,
but it smells like gravy when he takes a leak,
he's always ready for a late night snack,
and he eats more food than a starving wolf pack,
Sammy Hagar is a big fat ho,
his B.O. smells like mashed po-tatoes,
wears more fucking makeup then a circus clown,
When it comes to sucking dick he can really get down
I'm tempted to tell him to "eat me",
but I know he could swallow me completely,
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that is as far as I got. Anyone wants to finish this I will not only give them 1/2 publishing rights, but I will give them advise on how to lose their fat gut and bang sone nice shaved clams
GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS
BREASTS,
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