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  • redballjet
    Full On Cocktard
    • Feb 2004
    • 37

    Interesting Sammy Quote

    So I'm sitting around the house, rubbing lemon juice into my papercuts, you know, just torturing myself. All of a sudden, I notice I'm out of lemons and realize I must find new and brutal ways to inflict pain upon my person. So, being the glutton of punishment that I am, I start looking for old Sammy Hagar interviews ( I know, I'm in desperate need of help). So I came across a Razor Magazine article from 2001 that contained the following paragraph. To put it in context, the interviewer just asked about the VMA award appearance with the Diamond One.

    "Oh, I knew that that was going to happen but I was gone. It was a done deal long before that. They were doing that to promote the greatest hits record, which, as I mentioned, is why I'm not in the band, because I refused to be part of the package. Every record when I was in the band went to number one, right? Sold 5, 6, 7 million records? So the fans have it, right? So to get together to write two new songs that our hard core fans have to have and make them buy a double CD set at twice the price because it's got all these songs on it, Roth tunes, Sammy tunes, it's a scam."


    I know I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree, but damn, Sammy takes the cake (and apparently eats it) when it comes to being a dumbass. When you are a pathological liar, it must be hard to keep your story straight. Of course, as the Diamond DJ said this week, "When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said".
  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4133

    #2
    ...make them buy a double CD set at twice the price because it's got all these songs on it, Roth tunes, Sammy tunes, it's a scam."

    Best of Volume I was a double CD????

    Fuck....I got ripped off!!! I only got one!!
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    • redballjet
      Full On Cocktard
      • Feb 2004
      • 37

      #3
      Fast forward to 2004, switch out "two songs" for "three songs" and read the last line of the quote again. The irony is delicious.

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      • rustoffa
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8963

        #4
        Re: Interesting Sammy Quote

        Originally posted by redballjet
        So to get together to write two new songs that our hard core fans have to have and make them buy a double CD set at twice the price because it's got all these songs on it, Roth tunes, Sammy tunes, it's a scam."

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 59945

          #5
          Originally posted by fryingdutchman
          ...make them buy a double CD set at twice the price because it's got all these songs on it, Roth tunes, Sammy tunes, it's a scam."

          Best of Volume I was a double CD????

          Fuck....I got ripped off!!! I only got one!!
          Actually, the original plan was to release 2 seperate CD's One being Van HALEN and the other being Van Hagar. Sammy immediately objected to that one because he knew that with or without new songs, he couldn't compete with the REAL Van HALEN.

          Hagar alluding to a "double CD" is probably his ego assuming that all the Van HALEN fans would buy his shit too.

          Obviously the horrible sales of "Worst of Cheese Worlds" prove otherwise.
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          • Bob_R
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3834

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            Actually, the original plan was to release 2 seperate CD's One being Van HALEN and the other being Van Hagar. Sammy immediately objected to that one because he knew that with or without new songs, he couldn't compete with the REAL Van HALEN.
            That's exactly what went down. Edward said that himself.

            Sammy always wanted it to be like the first 6 albums never existed.

            Fuck him!
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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #7
              "Interesting Sammy"

              OXYMORON ALERT.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #8
                Well, the thing of it is, Sammy said that "The only way [he'd] ever go back to Van Halen would be for the money".

                Any questions?
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Matt White
                  "Interesting Sammy"

                  OXYMORON ALERT.
                  EXCELLENT!!! LMAO!!!

                  Now take out "Interesting" and "Oxy"
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • redballjet
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 37

                    #10
                    "So to get together to write two new songs that our hard core fans have to have and make them buy a double CD set at twice the price because it's got all these songs on it, Roth tunes, Sammy tunes, it's a scam."


                    Of course, the real irony is that in 1991 it was a "scam", but in 2004 it's just good business. Make up your mind, Sammy.

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                    • DlocRoth
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 5521

                      #11
                      5.....6......7 million...

                      hmm.
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                      • tydhurst
                        Commando
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1065

                        #12
                        What a Tool!!!!
                        Don't need a gun to blow your mind!

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