Physical State of VH

[mikebuczek]

I have a clip from the VH brothers after the 1996 MTV music awards lie, specifically Alex, "saying the "1984 Dave" is not the same as the 1986 Dave. Well, people age, "neck brace, and tour half tongue hip replacement brother" freak. You are right people age, dave lost some hair, but his spirit and is attitude has not changed. Eddie is skinny drunk, and even though Alex wearing the neck brace can still play those drums, he is such a puss. Maybe they should hold a pay per view event, a no hold bared rumble between Dave and the brothers at the same time. The Van Halens could take out the frustrations of the popularity of Dave when he was in the BAND, and when, I've heard Dave fucked one of Alex's wife. Dave would whip there asses np question, probably kill them both. Dave is still in pretty good physical shape compared the the wasteoids.

[scottydabodi]

Dave rocks, and those miserable morons just can't accept it. They want to be the reason VH was famous SO BAD that it hurts their capacity to make good judgments!! I mean for crying out loud, every single time they get a chance to take a jab at DAVE, then they'll do it. Ed'll sit around complaning how he used to detune his guitar to accomodate Dave's lower- vocal range, but then as soon as Hagar joined did he tune to standard tuning? NO. Meanwhile all DAVE's solo cd's are IN STANDARD TUNING... how about how they say that Dave can't sing? I saw Dave live just over a year ago and the dude sang ON KEY just fine!! Or how about the last 4th of July w/the Boston Pops? Dave sounds great! Meanwhile Ed has forgotten how to play "Unchained", and got his ass kicked by Wolfie every night of the "Half-Full World Tour" reunion with Ronald McHagar.... Y'know, the point is that the VH brothers weren't the reason VH was famous, DAVE is the reason VH was famous-BOTTOM LINE. Dave told them what to play, how to write the songs, how to dress onstage, what to say in interviews, which riffs RULED, and which riffs SUCKED. CVH was Dave's puppet, more or less, but as Ronnie Dio said: "There's a difference between a guy with Lead Singer Disease, and a guy who know what the Hell he's DOING!!" Dave knows, and the quality proves it.

F-Al
F-Ed
F-Mikey
Double F-Sam.

[vanzilla]

Have you met Ted Nugent on this board? :D

You guys could PM eachother all day about this type of stuff. He's quite into the imaginary scenarios. Make sure to ask him about Dave on Broadway or the VH Symphony reunion. Good stuff!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Have you met Ted Nugent on this board? :D

You guys could PM eachother all day about this type of stuff. He's quite into the imaginary scenarios. Make sure to ask him about Dave on Broadway or the VH Symphony reunion. Good stuff!

Uh... yeah, ok...

[HippieLettuce]

Easy;

one's fat
one's drunk
one's bitter.........



and the other one's fat too

[vanzilla]

Sorry Scotty - not directed toward you bro. Just a good humored jab at mikebuczek.

Not trying to flex cyber muscles. It's all good. BTW - Dug your post at Rikk and Natra's Bar!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Sorry Scotty - not directed toward you bro. Just a good humored jab at mikebuczek.

Not trying to flex cyber muscles. It's all good. BTW - Dug your post at Rikk and Natra's Bar!

Let's have a drink then!! OWW!!! Asian chicks RULE!!!