Eddie Van Halen should Phone Yngwie Malmsteen for some Guitar Lessons.....

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Denny
    Banned
    • Oct 2004
    • 423

    Eddie Van Halen should Phone Yngwie Malmsteen for some Guitar Lessons.....

    He needs them.
  • Dave's PA Rental
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3756

    #2
    Denny, give us a break. I'll leave this one open so you cant accuse me of being afraid of the truth. Bash away in this one...
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

    Comment

    • twonabomber
      formerly F A T
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 11294

      #3
      look who's back...
      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

      Comment

      • Mr. G
        Roadie
        • Jun 2004
        • 116

        #4
        Have you seen Yngwie lately? He is better than he ever was. At least Vai, Malmsteen and Satriani haven't lost what they got, regardless how you feel about thier playing.

        Comment

        • Loons The Great

          #5
          WELL WELL WELL...

          The only person Eddie should phone is David Lee Roth, beggin' him to re-convene the mighty, mighty classic Van Halen. Or Brian Young for pointers on how to play the good Van Halen tunes.

          Comment

          • Dave's PA Rental
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3756

            #6
            Didnt I hear somewhere that Yngve weight like 5 bills now?
            Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

            Comment

            • Denny
              Banned
              • Oct 2004
              • 423

              #7
              Re: WELL WELL WELL...

              Originally posted by Loons The Great
              The only person Eddie should phone is David Lee Roth, beggin' him to re-convene the mighty, mighty classic Van Halen. Or Brian Young for pointers on how to play the good Van Halen tunes.
              Brian Young is a 3rd rate EVH copycat. EVH needs DLR or Yngwie....you know somebody with ATTITUDE to get back in the "ZONE".

              Comment

              • Denny
                Banned
                • Oct 2004
                • 423

                #8
                Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
                Didnt I hear somewhere that Yngve weight like 5 bills now?
                He can still play the GUITAR SUPERBLY and has as more energy on stage as DLR in his PRIME.

                Comment

                • Loons The Great

                  #9
                  Re: Re: WELL WELL WELL...

                  Originally posted by Denny
                  ....you know somebody with ATTITUDE to get back in the "ZONE".
                  Great God Almighty it's Britney Spears! She wants to get in the "zone." BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

                  Comment

                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8963

                    #10
                    Was "Rising Force" a weight reference?

                    Comment

                    • tjvhou812
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4216

                      #11
                      he's a fat fuck now

                      his fucking fingers are more swelled up, than katydid lips
                      from sucking to much crank
                      Originally posted by RIKK

                      Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

                      Comment

                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        #12
                        DENNY, did you have your smoked EASTER spam? Apparently so.


                        What's the matter, did the inlaws tell you how ashamed they are that their daughter married an unemployable Dutch fool?
                        Last edited by Nickdfresh; 03-27-2005, 08:57 PM.

                        Comment

                        • fryingdutchman
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2005
                          • 4133

                          #13
                          Wow...a Denny post that hasn't been locked.

                          Will wonders never cease?

                          Hey DavesPARental....do the right thing and lock this one too!
                          Originally posted by perilouspete
                          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

                          Comment

                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            #14
                            "Eddie Van Halen should Phone Yngwie Malmsteen for some Guitar Lessons....."

                            bwahahahahah!!!
                            EVEN yngwie WOULD FIND THIS AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK!

                            Comment

                            • Dave's PA Rental
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3756

                              #15
                              And to think, if I had locked this, we would not have seen the jem Matt White just gave us...

                              fryingdutchman...a slow controlable leak is always better than an explosion...know what I mean?
                              Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

                              Comment

                              Working...