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[Three Lock Rock]

what kind of losers have nothing better to do with their time than to post at a message board about how cool it would be if it was still 1984?

get real.


three lock rock

david who?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That's completely different, WE are speaking to people who have the same interests as us. YOU are just a sad sad person. If we are the sad ones, then there are a good few thousand of us, and just one of you.

HHMMM...I WONDER WHO WILL WIN THIS BATTLE.

Just go to the HitchWORLDump, you wont last 5 minutes.

[Three Lock Rock]

maybe they've actually got something to offer, unlike any of you fools. either way, i've been invited down there and im taking it into consideration, but i dont know much about it. havent clicked there yet. its too much fun and far too easy to hand your hypocritical asses right back to you on a silver platter. and when you get defeated, you all try to encourage me to go down there since none of you obviously have the firepower to deal with me.

how does it feel to have a new emperor amongst you?


three lock rock

[Three Lock Rock]

no response?

figures!

confronted with the truth and the roth fans go running for cover...thats pretty much ALWAYS the case though, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?

figures.

once again, roth fans prove themselves to be complete and utter losers in every sense of the word.

once again, i own you all.

fuck youre all so pathetic! grow up!


THREE LOCK ROCK

david who?

[matt19]

so we talk about the same stuff... Roth era Van Halen... and you have no balls to insult anyone in person so you do it on the internet... try and make stuff up ... and when you get called on it you piss and moan and go listen to "Not Enough" because your daddy didnt love you enough... go whine and suck on spams fat titty... and jerk mike off while your at it he will be on the one right next to you

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by matt19
so we talk about the same stuff... Roth era Van Halen... and you have no balls to insult anyone in person so you do it on the internet... try and make stuff up ... and when you get called on it you piss and moan and go listen to "Not Enough" because your daddy didnt love you enough... go whine and suck on spams fat titty... and jerk mike off while your at it he will be on the one right next to you

i insult PLENTY of people in person on a daily basis - hell, thats practically my JOB. youre the ones guilty of making stuff up - and then nobodys even bothererd to offer any sort of proof, while ive dished out plenty of it. and id much rather listen to a beautiful song like not enough than i would listen to some mid 50 year old croak on out of key about some fantasy weekend with his babysitter. at least not enough has some sort of maturity to it.


three lock rock

david who?

[Diddle Doe]

Dam Cabo Wabo got my narrow urethra sore.

[FORD]

Re: Caption This Photo!

Originally posted by Guitar Shark

Treasure's here
sunken there.
Can't find my penis anywhere.
One, two, three inch cock.

[bueno bob]

Good call, FORD, good call

[ASDF125250]

Caption, well, more like a thinking bubble...

(Damnit! I told three inch cock not to bite down so hard...)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ASDF125250
Caption, well, more like a thinking bubble...

(Damnit! I told three inch cock not to bite down so hard...)

He's gotta use his teeth on Hagar so that Sammys teeny weenie can actually feel him working it.

[matt19]

you would have to be mature to write about finding true love in a bottle... and being 60 sure helps with being mature.....and half filled arenas doesnt impress anyone.. you say van hagar was a great concert but apparently without the roth fans ........ you sheep cant even fill an arena... sam isnt a very good shepard

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe they've actually got something to offer, unlike any of you fools. either way, i've been invited down there and im taking it into consideration, but i dont know much about it. havent clicked there yet. its too much fun and far too easy to hand your hypocritical asses right back to you on a silver platter. and when you get defeated, you all try to encourage me to go down there since none of you obviously have the firepower to deal with me.

how does it feel to have a new emperor amongst you?


three lock rock

1-How are we hypocritical?

2-How can we be defeated when there are 14,000 of us and 1 of you?

3-How can a Hagar fan be an emperor?

4-How can anyone be a Hagar fan?

5-Dave's popularity may be dying, but at least he's selling out in the venues he's playing in.

6-If Van Hagar are so great, why have they sold less than half the amount of Van Halen?

7-Go fuck yourself.

8-I hate you, and I hope you die in a freak biking accident.

9-Spammy Sucks

10-The reason I didn't answer was that I wasn't online, dumbass. You'd get on well with Jesterstar-he's a cunt too.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

no response?

figures!

confronted with the truth and the hagr fans go running for cover...thats pretty much ALWAYS the case though, isn't it?

ISN'T IT?

figures.

once again, hagar fans prove themselves to be complete and utter losers in every sense of the word.

once again, i own you.

fuck youre so pathetic! grow up!


SHAUN PONSONBY

sammy who?

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by matt19
what kind of loser has no other time on his hands but to go to a fansite and rip on the fans that run that site... lets examine the evidince LIE 1) sam did not sell more records with Van Halen than Dave..... record sales stedily declined after 5150... if people want love songs thats what Al Green is for... not some pajama dressed penis pinching queer..... and 2 count em 2 ... DIAMOND STATUS records with who? wait wait DAVE... and one of them was his last record with the band 1984... what did balance sell 2 mill... quit living in your red rocked wonderland and know your facts sheep!

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
what kind of losers have nothing better to do with their time than to post at a message board about how cool it would be if it was still 1984?

get real.


three lock rock

david who?

when faced with the truth, Three Inch Cock can't come up with a better answer than this.

I'd like to see him come up with a better message board. Oh wait, I forgot, his life depends on going onto a fansite and ripping on the fans that run that site.

Pathetic loser!