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[Jamocha Joe]

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After decades of suspicion, the world now has irrefutable proof that Sammy Hagar can not find his ass with both hands.

[rothnroll39]

SMURF !!!!

[Panamark]

Mikey could blow Sammy with a drinking straw...

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Panamark
Mikey could blow Sammy with a drinking straw...

...and probably has.

[sammyrocksU]

hey all the guys on DLRARMY, I am making a lot of money while you are wishing slimebucket dave was singing with Van Halen. So this is what you can suck!

[Polk High]

Mike sit down for this, you might have crabs also.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Damn....I CAN'T wait for the drum solo...I GOTTA PISS!...shit, I KNEW I shouldn't have drunk all that Cabo before the show.

[mako_kimura]

Originally posted by sammyrocksU
hey all the guys on DLRARMY, I am making a lot of money while you are wishing slimebucket dave was singing with Van Halen. So this is what you can suck!

Instead of making a rancid ass of yourself, go crawl back into Sammy's asscrack where you came from, you dildo sucking twatwad

[bantonelli]

Well...uh....hmmm....since SPAM is probably choking "IT" to death, shall we appropriately consider it's description as a "RED-HEAD" ?

On that note, I would assume we can comfortably consider Brunettes and Blondies to have more fun !

[Chris]

Bladder control problems are no laughing matter. That's why Sammy Hagar only wears Depends Undergarments. :D