Who would win an "Air Roth" cuntest off the top of the Empire State Buliding?

[rustoffa]

So, who would win?

Style points?

Impact reputation?

Splatter factor?

Weigh in here!

[Anonymous]

It wasn't Newton. It was some other guy. Some italian dude, on the top of the tower of Pisa, I can't remember his name. Newton was the one with the apple falling on his horns, while he was sleeping under that chestnut tree. That's why George Washington cut them all down. I know, I know, I think it's fucked.

What's a tandem?

(I hold my right to vote until I get a proper answer to the above question.)

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Can I nominate FAB to be the first one thrown.......ahem........I mean pushed.....cough,cough......I mean gently nudged off the ESB ???

[WARF]

Sammy would win.

Gary wouldn't jump from all the excitement of having the tip, of the empire state building, penetrating his butthole!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
It wasn't Newton. It was some other guy. Some italian dude, on the top of the tower of Pisa, I can't remember his name. Newton was the one with the apple falling on his horns, while he was sleeping under that chestnut tree. That's why George Washington cut them all down. I know, I know, I think it's fucked.

What's a tandem?

(I hold my right to vote until I get a proper answer to the above question.)

Cheers! :bottle:

Galileo. I was gravitationally mistaken. I had inertia theories all cuntfused as Newtonian Physics are similair.

Tandem: a group of two or more arranged one behind the other or used or acting in conjunction.

Newton was the dipshit that had an apple hit him on the noggin.
:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rustoffa

Newton was the dipshit that had an apple hit him on the noggin.
:D

I believe William S. Burroughs killed his wife attempting to recreate the Newton/Apple trick

Sorry, honey.....site must be off a little.....





honey?




she must be sleeping......

[LoungeMachine]

William TELL


That's who Im thinking of.......


fucking duh....



*note to self* - read post TWICE prior to hitting "submit reply" when alcohol is in play..........

[FORD]

Sammy would fart about halfway down (the result of a big Mexican meal at the Cabo Wabo the previous night) and the gas propulsion would send him speeding past Gary to splat on the sidewalk below.

[Panamark]

Unless he was falling feet first, in which case he would safely hover.

Ga Y could shoot some cum wads out his ass like Spiderman webbing
and save himself that way..

[Panamark]

Oh, I voted Tandem !

[vanzilla]

I think we all know who would win the splat contest.

[academic punk]

Sammy.

Because God hates him.

[vanzilla]

It would be like dropping a hefty bag full of vegetable soup off of the ESB. And one can only imagine the hole it would put in the ground upon impact.

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Panamark
Unless he was falling feet first, in which case he would safely hover.

Ga Y could shoot some cum wads out his ass like Spiderman webbing
and save himself that way..

in that case sammy may very well hover but after that there would be no sidewalk for gary to splat on. gary would probably just be sucked into hagars gravitational pull and orbit him forever.

[FORD]

Originally posted by academic punk
Sammy.

Because God hates him.

Does this mean a new Fred Phelps website is in the works.

www.godhatescheese.com