Will Van Halen reunite with Dave, Dave needs new hair and is Dave Gay ?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by DeadMan1984
Wow somebody said "It's the Worst Time" and "Upchuck for Breakfast" were relevent? Damn! Y'know truth be told I used to be split which version of VH I loved the most and when I heard those 2 so-called "songs" It really made me choose which I liked more. Grant it I have loved the 5150 album since I was like 13 but the rest of Van Hagar's catalog just sucks afterwards, I'm fucking ashamed to say I own all the albums except for BOBW! But all I crank out now is the 6-pack, the live boots I have (which for some reason I can upload on here), and the 2 Dave VH '96 songs, which are tremendous. Also Ya gotta show some love for Eat 'em and Smile and the Best of DLR. But whatever, back to the point, if anyone really likes Van Hagar they need to be shot, period.

i dont show love for piece of shit crap ass albums with subpar musicianship, shitty lyrics, poor production, bad packaging and an obviously deteriorated vocalist. erego, the dlr 'albums' (i like to think of them as big, steaming piles of shit) get no respect from me.

if youre gonna shoot everybody who likes van halen with hagar, youd better have access to a nuke because we outnumber the dying breed of rothtards about, oh, 4,589 to 1 or so.

and thats not including the hagarites on this board alone that are in the shadows.



three lock rock

[DeadMan1984]

You don't show love for albums that made an impact, had incredible musicanship, great writing, and sense of humor?

[Three Lock Rock]

please tell me about all the impact your filthy little mouth made.

i'll tell you about its impact.


it impacted as it was dumped en masse into the cut out bin, same as the best, dlr band and diamond dave. HUGE impact they all made.





ha ha. truth hurts.


three lock rock

[Three Lock Rock]

same as skyscraper and a little aint enough, too. and of course you cant find a copy of crazy from the heat or eat em and smile in stores, because retailers wont order it - and why?

because it doesnt sell.

i always see a good majority of the hagar albums solo and with van halen in stock. amazing how that works, isnt it?



three lock rock

[Panamark]

Well I can tell you for a fact in Australia, you only see the Hagar stuff at those second hand CD stores. I can still buy the Roth albums and BOV1 at major record stores.

Who is Sammy Hagar ?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Well I can tell you for a fact in Australia, you only see the Hagar stuff at those second hand CD stores. I can still buy the Roth albums and BOV1 at major record stores.

Who is Sammy Hagar ?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[little nicky]

three inch cocks is a asshole fucker. fuck him.

[ASDF125250]

Still hasn't answered me or Rebel yell. You have no credibility you know that TCR. Rebel Yell made some really good points and tried to have a civil discussion, but he presented the facts and you go hide like the bitch you are. If there is soooo many more Hagar fans, how come Van Hagar hasn't outsold Van Halen yet? If there are more fans, its because you are all poor trailor trash. Like I said, did you get bored staring at the city dump today from that trailor? Back the shit you talk with facts you ass clown. Or, you can accept the fact that Ronald mcHagar is a shitty singer, Van Hagar is nothing better then shitty hair metal, and that David Lee Roth is possibly the greatest front man ever. Accept that CVH is way better then Van Hagar, that DLR solo is better then anything that hagar has ever done, and accept, for us at DLR army, that your a flaming homosexual, so you stop lashing out on the people who can enjoy better music.

[ASDF125250]

That picture of sam in your avatar looks pretty fuckin gay too.

[sh18]

I remeber this guy in high school. God did we have fun with you.

[bueno bob]

This "Three Inch Cock" is a polesmoker. Fuck, we're gonna kill this dude in the Pen...it's almost sad how funny it'll be!

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This "Three Inch Cock" is a polesmoker. Fuck, we're gonna kill this dude in the Pen...it's almost sad how funny it'll be!

Yes indeed and as a founding father of said Pen, I wanna be both included and allowed to participate in the induction ceremony.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Yes indeed and as a founding father of said Pen, I wanna be both included and allowed to participate in the induction ceremony.

You need no invite, Max, you're more than welcome to flame away

[MAX]

Thanks Bob.

Can I have a lightsaber as well?

[bueno bob]

Here you go, my man!