I just caught shit for being a Van Halen fan

[David Lee Rocks]

kids today dont know what the fuck is good music, LOL

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Just another confirmation that Van Halen in today's day and age is nothing more than a punchline....

Hardrock said it best, 99% of those who slander the good name of Van Halen have never seen the REAL VAN HALEN in action !!!!

[Terry]

Can't blame the kid in a way, because what is being called Van Halen has sucked for exactly twenty years now. And we got nobody other than Ed, Al, Mike, Sammy and Gary to blame for it.

[Polk High]

Dave should have pulled an Axl and refused to go on for a show where the fans were already there unless everyone in the band gave him the rights to the name Van Halen.

That'd be great if he had total control of the name Van Halen like Axl has total control of Guns n Roses.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
kids today dont know what the fuck is good music, LOL

Thank Simon Cowell for that.

[hotdog@ a shake]

I get shit all the time about the Van Halen thing...

I alwayz have to explain the difference between Classic Van Halen and Van Shitgar, but once I play them the difference, it's all pudding from there...

EDDIE and Al are Kunts and that fat fuck mullet munch mikey iz a cocklickin', ass kissin' ball licker...

[Hardrock69]

WORD

[bobgnote]

Get a WEEZER jacket, with a better name on it

Originally posted by The Scatologist
You shoulda just punched his face for talking to you like that lmao

haha, yeah dude, an assault on the mainland beef'll bring back the metal. ed gave so many suck concerts, weezer was spawned in his winged name's sick WAKE, and no wonder anybody with memorabilia looks like yutzl to a kid with no headphones, but a knowing of big hair and suck-tendencies over many, MANY YEARS, which is VAN HALEN, a fraud, up there faking, so the clubs with players without the hotspot dupe connection had to eat death in clubs that closed.

that kid had NO CHANCE to be a guitar player because Ed sucked for YEARS, and his fans never figured it out, and the school assholes all thought Earth Wind Fire meant put a horn in the main hole, AGAIN, so there were no guitarists, bassists, drummers created in schools, to really play. Hey. horn assholes. you cannot compose this. fuckoff.

ALSO. Horn assholes. get kazoos, since your budgets got burned while you and your kids had hornblowing orgies out one hole or another, and it was time for stoplooklisten and REFORM of academic AND corporate agendas.

how that works? Faker Ed goes up to concert with al the other suddenly empowered fakers, all the way to GARBAGE, yep, that song was 'in the can,' too, back in the late 70s, the CLUBS CANNOT KEEP UP WITH FAKER ED AND EVERYONE ELSE (A LOT, WB/AC-ZZ and Johns), so they close or put up what is NOT ROCK. That Jacket shows how rock has been actually prevented from assuming any rightful place in consumer preference, since not only is Ed a FAKE, he and the other corporate 'harajuku girls' like Geldof shoves in front hog any relief mechanisms for Ed's faking, his many shitty concerts, or his taking everyone AND everything that could work off the shelf, so he can queer it. HEY. VAN HALEN SUCKS. Why wear a jacket with his name on it, to prove what a yutz you are. YOU LOST with your goddam FECOPHILIA, we ALL lost some opportunity, and YOU WON'T ADMIT IT.

Ed sucks, Van Halen sucks, Ed is satired for YEARS for not really being much more than a punk guitarist duping off MIDI, dumping his damn organ in place of ripped college guitar, hey. CVH sound is GOOD, but you memorabilia freaks let the corporate agendas take you off, so NOBODY HAS ROCK, NOW, from your off-corporate or hidden corporate stonewall-and-sandbag circuses, which fannies think should go around, all jacked and jacketed, stupid and duped, BURNED for bucks and the lousy time in traffic, while radiohead geeks take everyone off with their peculiar advocacies, all night.

Get a Weezer jacket, or get with the jonas concept. Jonas is a funnier name than Van Halen, which symbolizes how the younger generations got screwed by both underground and above-board culturists, all buffons and fakers, who have undermined everything.

Hey, don't fart or you'll jinx the band (which fucking one and who SHOULD give a shit if we cannot sell it to those nice Asians?).

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Nitro Express


Anyways, I was wearing a classic Van Halen logoed jacket today and a young kid told me Van Halen sucks and I suck if I like them.

that's when you tell him he looks like a faggot with his Backstreet Boys haircut and goatee and he should shut the fuck up.

[Vinnie Velvet]

It is indeed a very sad state of affairs regarding the name "Van Halen".

We all know what we mean when we say "Van Halen".

But I think the sham Van Hagar tour of last year really disgraced the idea that Van Halen were a great band.

Kids just don't know the difference because there is NOTHING out there besides the CDs.

When I go to a Hard Rock poster and T-shirt store, I see so many shirts of KISS (makeup), original Black Sabbath, old Judas Priest shirts, lots of Eddie from Iron Maiden and virtually NOTHING on CLASSIC Van Halen.

To my horror, there was one Van Hagar 2004 tour shirt.

ANd then there's the posters -- again, kids see classic KISS, classic Zeppelin and Sabbath posters, but NOTHING with VH with Roth on them.

Its very sad 'cause as we know CVH was one of the greatest bands of all time.

But the name has been shit on by Van Hagar, the stupid singer changes and so on.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Don't lose your faith in kids. I think CVH is only just beginning to see a re-birth with them. Hell, Motley Crue did, and CVH absolutely slaughters them.

It'll take a bit of time for them to sort the CVH from the Hagar crap, maybe they need a few more CVH songs in some video games.

I dunno! I just get this feeling that CVH is going to be rediscovered. I'm crazy though!

[mentalpancake]

Originally posted by Big Worm
SEEMS LIKE NOBODY IS TEACHING THESE PUNK ASS KIDS TODAY WHERE THE TOP 20 SHIT ON THE BILLBOARD COMES FROM. HATS OFF TO YOU MAN FOR BRINGING THE WORD OF ROCK TO THAT KID.

Not all kids today are like that.:D

[Redballjets88]

if someone my age said van halen sucks my immediate responce would be "fuck you, and your shirt" and then hoepfully it would end with him on the ground and me shoving diver down up his ass

[mentalpancake]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
if someone my age said van halen sucks my immediate responce would be "fuck you, and your shirt" and then hoepfully it would end with him on the ground and me shoving diver down up his ass

That would be a waste of a perfectly good album.

[Redballjets88]

no you see then while in the hospital he would shit it out and then listen to it....see i didnt two good deeds...beat him for stupidity and showed him the true vh and their greatness