Van Hagar just called "Classic VH"

[Hollywood Jesus]

Got the classic rock station on as background. Then I hear teh DJ say "And now for some classic Van Halen."

Now, this almost always means Dance the Night Away on this station. But sometimes we get You Really Got Me, Beautiful Girls, Pretty Woman or even Jump.

Today, it rolls into When It's Love.

WTF???!!!

E-mailed that dickhead with a schooling.

[Figs]

I am shaking with ANGER!!!

[jojo2371]

it's a sad day !

[bueno bob]

Ack! Ack, I say, ack!

[scottydabodi]

Holy fucking Blasphemy, Batman!! Dude, that DJ should be shot...

[Roy Munson]

That's why I NEVER listen to KQ92. Fuck that station. Tom Barnard sucks girraffe cocks too.

For good radio in Minneapolis check out The Common Man Dan Cole on from Noon-2PM on KFAN. Pure genius!

[GAR]

I need an email addy for that jackass..

[Vinnie Velvet]

That DJ should be shot.

[bueno bob]

Apparently you need to know just about dick to be a rock DJ these days...

[Hardrock69]

Ok peeps.

Here is the page where you can send comments to that lame excuse for a radio station:

http://www.92kqrs.com/contactus.asp

And here is the email I sent them:

It has come to my attention that your DISC JOCKEYS have been referring to Van Hagar as "Classic Van Halen".

Once again you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that your on-air personalities are nothing but the used-car salesmen of radio playlists...mindlessly vomiting endless and meaningless drivel to your 'audience" in order to sell advertising, while actually knowing LITTLE or NOTHING AT ALL about the music the radio station discovers by accident on it's PLAYLIST that it buys from consultants because the Program Director is too much of a fucking moron to make valid decisions on what kind of music the listeners actually wish to hear.

The term "Classic Van Halen" refers ONLY to the rock band Van Halen PRIOR to the departure of it's one and only lead vocalist/frontman DAVID LEE ROTH in 1986.

The pop band fronted by an overweight klown posing as a tequila salesman MUST ONLY be referred to by the moniker Van Hagar, or other words denoting moronic musicians who cannot be taken seriously by anyone with half a brain.

The pathetic excuse for a pop band fronted by a 5th-rate hack who used to sing for an Extremely pathetic pop band must ALWAYS be referred to as a sonic pile of glossy fucking shit.

In the future, you will order your DISC JOCKEYS to refrain from using the term "Classic Van Halen" when referring to ANY version of the Van Halen cover band that is currently doing business under the name of Van Halen without David Lee Roth.

Failure to abide by this simple rule will result in your station being invaded by the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, your women being ravished, your sales force (meaning everyone working in or around the offices of KQRS RADIO) being lobotomized by the sharp edges of old, broken Michael Jackson albums, and your "music" collection being burned on top of the remains of your advertising department.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

NOBODY RULES THESE STREETS AT NIGHT BUT US!!!
THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!

[fryingdutchman]

As an escapee from the world of radio....I have to say I'm not surprised. Most DJ's are total fucking losers whose primary purpose in life is to troll the request lines for teen girls.

Sounds like you stumbled across some dick fresh out of broadcasting school whose probably about 23, 24 years old. Probably more concerned with trying to make his voice sound deep than anything else.

DJ's are the protozoa on the entertainment food chain.

[DLR7884]

This type of crap is the reason I refuse to listen to any "rock" radio anymore.

DLR7884
I've got enough good music in my own collection.

[Hollywood Jesus]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
For good radio in Minneapolis check out The Common Man Dan Cole on from Noon-2PM on KFAN. Pure genius!

Why, Common...

I had no idea you were a member of the Roth Army!

Munson=Cole. It all makes sense now.


Seriously, listen online at www.kfan.com.

"Sports, Sports, Sports. We DON'T CARE that much about sports! Go ahead: Take the sports page, Read it twice. Then just eat the dam thing!!!"

[guwapo_rocker]

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[Hardrock69]

LMFAO @ Guwapo-Rocker!!!!

Fucking great photo man!!!!