Great VH article in Hit Parade

[Tom Vu]

Extra! Extra! Read about it! Hit Parade magzine's new issue has a great. great VH article. It covers the history of Van Halen. From David to Sammy and to today.

Baiscally, the article talks about how with David, they change rock music when they came out. They talk about David being a great frontman and how Eddie is the best guuitarar of his generation. They mention about how some fans will only accept original line-up.

Then they talk about how Sammy replaced David and VH would "enjoying the heights of commercial acclaim." It mentions how with discs like OU812, 5150 and Blance, the reconstitued quartet turned into hard rock equivalent of McDonald-serving millions around the globe.

They talk about 96 and eveything that happen. Hiring Gary and they end te article about 2004. It say's "And when it was anounced that the band would reurn to the road for the first time in five years ( and the first tim in decade with Hagar at the helm) ticket sales went through the roof..." The 2004 tour was well recieved the article says.( See I told you.)

The artile ending interviews Eddie and it sounds like Sam is the singer for VH. They both don't hold grudges and Sammy has "Amazing voice..."

VH is Back! Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!

Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

[Coyote]

Sorry, I don't do trash journalism... And I don't share a fetish for eating shit.

[bueno bob]

Re: Great VH article in Hit Parade

Originally posted by Tom Vu
blah blah blah....

the reconstitued quartet turned into hard rock equivalent of McDonald-serving millions around the globe.

blah blah blah...

Oh, you didn't know?

Your ass better CALLLLL somebody!

[katie]

Originally posted by Tom Vu


The artile ending interviews Eddie and it sounds like Sam is the singer for VH. They both don't hold grudges and Sammy has "Amazing voice..."

VH is Back! Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!

Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

What a load of fucking bollocks!

[Panamark]

Ticket sales were good ??

They couldnt even average 8000 fully paid tickets
a show..

Tom VU, you are a delusional little chinese playboy !

[Panamark]

Are my nostrils filling up with that familiar stench of alias again ??

[Warham]

Hit Parade?

Come on, you can do better than that.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Tom Vu

Here's the 'Roth translation' for true Van Halen fans:

Extra! Extra! Read about it! Hit Parade magzine's new issue has a great. great VH article. It covers the history of Van Halen with David to Van Hagar with Spammy.

Basically, the article talks about how with David, they change rock music when they came out. They talk about David being the greatest frontman and how Eddie is the best guitarist of his generation. They mention about how true fans will only accept original line-up.

Then they talk about how Sammy fat-fucked his way into VH, the appropriately newly named 'Van Hagar' would be "enjoying the heights of commercial bullshit and boredom". It mentions how with discs like OUBOUGHTTHIS2, 51FATSO and Blands, the reconstituted bullshit artists turned into the lovesick equivalent of McDonalds-serving sheep around the globe.

They talk about 96 and eveything that happened. Hiring a true Roth fan Gary Cherone because they figured if they can't make a puppet out of Dave, why not make a puppet over one of Dave's biggest fans in the music biz and they end the article about 2004. It says "And when it was announced that Van Hagar would return to the road for the first time in five years (and the first tim in decade with Hagar at the helm) ticket sales were dismal, at best" The 2004 tour was well received, however, from Gay men and melancholy lovesick fans across the world, the article says. (See I told you.)

The artile ends with a interview from Eddie and it sounds like Sam is the blowjob champion for the remaining 3 members of VH. They both don't hold much talent nowaday anyway, but still insist that when gargling the band's sperm count, Sammy has an 'amazing voice'.

Van Hagar still sucks!!!!
Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!

Oh, You Ate Doughnuts Too?!? !!!

* This accurate translation was brought to you in entirety by your friendly neigbourhood DLR_EngineRoom.

[Matt White]

Or in Vu's case "DOG-NUTS".

[jomara40]

Hit Parade?

That magazine is still around? I concur with the UK chick - bollucks!

[UGS]

Tom's English is getting better I've noticed. Atta boy "Tom"

[degüello]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
... It covers the history of Van Halen. From David to Sammy and to today...

The history of Van Halen is from David to David.

[rustoffa]

Re: Hit Parade?

Originally posted by jomara40
That magazine is still around? I concur with the UK chick - bollucks!

SHIT PARADE

It's a new parody rag.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by UGS
Tom's English is getting better I've noticed. Atta boy "Tom"

Yeah he's forgetting to stay in character.

It's someone playing games with a fake account.

Cheers!

[Panamark]

Aye !