Big Ed: The Interview That Never Was

[Mezro]

Originally posted by DavidLeeBroth

Whenever the Roth bashers post these kind of comments they get slaughtered. But here we have “Mr. 60 minutes” himself, Mezro doing the same fucking thing.

What a moron.

You are so right...I am a moron for asking things that don't cater to a pampered, massive celebrity ego

No matter how cheap, how hair challenged or how shitty some of his music is, I am a Diamond David Lee Roth fan for life. Read that again: a fan bitch...not a fucking mindless sheep who falls in line and only asks fluff questions.

How refreshing it would be for Dave to sit down in an interview and joke about his hair loss or joke about how bad his Vegas show bombed. But no, his fragile ego won't allow it. So I asked Big Ed and let me assure you, there were some things he did tell me that would make you look like an even bigger drippy dick than your post suggests. Ed just wanted to keep his thoughts private.

So douche cake, if you think you can do a better job as the master of all Roth Army interviews, hit the ground running and bring me something. I'll post it on the home page.

Mezro...until then, slip back into obscurity and shut the fuck up...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
I can confrim for you that, yes, Big Ed once drank too much, passed out and shat his pants like a filthy animal.

At least that's what I've heard.

That is a true story and the reason why I asked Ed.

Mezro...funny stuff too...at first, there was just a rumble and then...a brown pond began to bubble...

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I got to meet Big Ed in 1999 at the first DLRML Convention.

This was before Dave laid the lawsuit on him.

DLR7884
He was a really nice guy back then; who knows? maybe he'll come through down the road for us all!

What is the DLRML Convention?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Keeyth
What is the DLRML Convention?

The DLRML (David Lee Roth Mailing List) began in 1996 or 1997. It was basically a list of people who emailed back and forth regarding David Lee Roth and Classic Van Halen. It was run by The Keepers who ran Dave's website and who later sued Dave for not paying his bill.

Many folks from here used to post there, Mezro and I first met up on the DLRML.

In 1999, in New York City...we had a convention that about 50 people or so attended. Big Ed showed up and we all partied at a bar called Coney Island High. There was a pretty good cover band from New England called Diver Down that performed....the Atomic Punks would have costed way too much money to get out to the east coast.

DLR7884
I think the list still exists...."Real Rocker" took it over and ran it as a yahoo mailing list.....I'm not on it anymore.....I get my DLR fix here.

[Keeyth]

Sounds cool. I would have liked to have been there in '99...

[DavidLeeBroth]

Originally posted by Mezro

No matter how cheap, how hair challenged or how shitty some of his music is, I am a Diamond David Lee Roth fan for life. Read that again: a fan bitch...not a fucking mindless sheep who falls in line and only asks fluff questions.

Wow! How heroic of you. Where would we be without your hard-hitting journalism.

If you were to read my post again I specifically said that the interview would be good. Not holding back and asking "real" questions is cool and basically what everyone wants to hear.

My point (again since you obviously didn't get it) is that matters of personal nature are none of our fucking business. We wouldn't ask about you having sex with your sister now would we? Some things are personal and your question regarding personal matters are simply rude and disrespectful towards Dave. i'm not asking you to kiss his ass. But being obnoxious won't get your questions answered.

How refreshing it would be for Dave to sit down in an interview and joke about his hair loss

Yes! Let's hope Dave doesn't joke about such an grave and serious matter that so heavily effects us all in so many ways.

Idiot...

It's his fucking business. It's called "manners". Look it up.

So I asked Big Ed and let me assure you, there were some things he did tell me that would make you look like an even bigger drippy dick than your post suggests. Ed just wanted to keep his thoughts private.

How noble of you. Yet you don't mind asking Dave questions that have NOTHING to do with his music but could easily be insulting.

You are so full of it. You didn't get shit from Big Ed.

So douche cake, if you think you can do a better job as the master of all Roth Army interviews

THE MASTER OF ALL ROTH ARMY INTERVIEWS!!!!

Pheeeew... at least you don't have a big ego or anything...

Kindly forgive me and show me mercy oh grand master of interviews. I bow before thee...

Hahaha!

[Mezro]

Did you read the emails between Big Ed and myself? No. Then shut the fuck up you Icelandic dog humper. Sit there quietly and eat your sheep head and fermented shark Captain Caveman.

I can ask any fucking question I want and Ed can decline to answer any fucking question he wants. Asking about hair loss is insulting? If you ask me, wearing a bad wig is even more insulting.

You want manners? Got news for you spotty - the Roth Army is not about manners, it is about controversy. If that is "above" you feel free to leave.

Mezro...really...you and your entire country of ice dwelling twinks can circle jerk in silence while offering $5 golden shower snowballs to pasty tourists...now, hit the hot springs and grind some more colon to make ends meet whale fucker...

[Keeyth]

LMAO!

[DavidLeeBroth]

Originally posted by Mezro
Did you read the emails between Big Ed and myself?

No, but I'm sure they were filled with witty banter and intelligent, engaging conversation.

No. Then shut the fuck up you Icelandic dog humper. Sit there quietly and eat your sheep head and fermented shark Captain Caveman.

Oooohhhh... someone's been doing some reading. Good for you. But Icelandic dog humper? That's a blow below the belt! Haha

I can ask any fucking question I want and Ed can decline to answer any fucking question he wants.

Yes you can. That's besides the point.

Asking about hair loss is insulting? If you ask me, wearing a bad wig is even more insulting.

That's not what I'm saying. You can obviously read, but I doubt you can read very good. I'm saying (AGAIN! PAY ATTENTION!) that you are asking question that regard Dave's personal matters. They are not only inappropriate but also disrespectful towards Dave. Since they have absolutely nothing to due with the music, the shows, the videos etc. they are none of your fucking business you nosy bastard.

You want manners? Got news for you spotty - the Roth Army is not about manners, it is about controversy. If that is "above" you feel free to leave.

I'm not asking for manners. I don't give a fuck and you obviously don't even know what they are. I just don't see why your questions have to be disrespectful towards someone you and the rest of us admire.

And by the way... get of your fucking high horse. "The Roth Army is not about manners, it is about controversy." Give me a break and get a fucking life. The war in Iraq is controversial. Abortions are controversial. The war on drugs is controversial. Gay marriage is controversial.

The Roth army isn't controversial and neither are you my friend...

Mezro...really...you and your entire country of ice dwelling twinks can circle jerk in silence while offering $5 golden shower snowballs to pasty tourists...now, hit the hot springs and grind some more colon to make ends meet whale fucker...

What?!?! Are you high? Ice dwelling twinks? Circle jerks? Whale fucker?

I get whale fucker but what's a circle jerk?

[Mezro]

A circle jerk is how your two fathers put you through school.

And get off your high totem 4 hour monk; lethargy doubles as controversy in Iceland.

Me? Disrespectful towards Dave? He disrespected me (and every other Roth fan) by cobbling together that piece of scattershot shit called Diamond Dave. Get real!

Mezro...I am bored with this...go cut hole in the ice and get yourself another wife...

[Rikk]

BROTH, I've warned you before to shut up, behave and eat your vegetables.

Now it looks as if I'm going to have to put you in the PEN and serve you a different kind of debate.

[academic punk]

This is just gonna get uglier, isn't it?

[DavidLeeBroth]

Originally posted by Mezro
A circle jerk is how your two fathers put you through school.

I see.

[DavidLeeBroth]

Originally posted by Rikk
BROTH, I've warned you before to shut up, behave and eat your vegetables.

Now it looks as if I'm going to have to put you in the PEN and serve you a different kind of debate.

Thank you for butting in. It's just what we needed. You've been most helpful.

You can leave now.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeBroth
I see.

Maybe this will help:

circle jerk
Slang term for male group masturbation (usually referring to a practice of adolescent males).

See, so you and your buddies all stand around in a CIRCLE, and you JERK off the guy to your right, and he JERKs off the guy to his right, and etc etc, till the person on your left is jerking off...well, Y-O-U.

Getting a sense of deja vu now, bitch-boy?