Well, there's certainly no accounting for intelligence or taste in music, so being a professed Hagar fan, I'm sure you're well within good company in so far as that aspect is concerned....the musically retarded do often seem to congregate together, as noticed by the massive lines of teenagers lined up around the block to buy the latest Britney Spears or Ashlee Simpson offering. Are you one of those teenagers? Never mind - I'm sure you've got your MTV cranked up to ten waiting for the next newsbreak to tell you what to buy either way, so it's mostly irrelevant. My guess is you found your older brothers copy of 5150 while he was out on the porch getting drunk on cheep beer and wondering if he should do anything about the kitchen appliances out on his front lawn this month or if maybe he should beat his wife a little more frequently. By the way - tell him to change his Standing Hampton tour shirt, it's got grease and vomit stains on it. Oh, you might want to educate yourselves about something called CDs...the copy of VOA in your 1980 Iroc's stock cassette player is probably more than a little worn out now, wouldn't you agree?
Well, there's certainly no accounting for intelligence or taste in music, so being a professed Hagar fan, I'm sure you're well within good company in so far as that aspect is concerned....the musically retarded do often seem to congregate together, as noticed by the massive lines of teenagers lined up around the block to buy the latest Britney Spears or Ashlee Simpson offering. Are you one of those teenagers? Never mind - I'm sure you've got your MTV cranked up to ten waiting for the next newsbreak to tell you what to buy either way, so it's mostly irrelevant. My guess is you found your older brothers copy of 5150 while he was out on the porch getting drunk on cheep beer and wondering if he should do anything about the kitchen appliances out on his front lawn this month or if maybe he should beat his wife a little more frequently. By the way - tell him to change his Standing Hampton tour shirt, it's got grease and vomit stains on it. Oh, you might want to educate yourselves about something called CDs...the copy of VOA in your 1980 Iroc's stock cassette player is probably more than a little worn out now, wouldn't you agree? Well, there's certainly no accounting for intelligence or taste in music, so being a professed Hagar fan, I'm sure you're well within good company in so far as that aspect is concerned....the musically retarded do often seem to congregate together, as noticed by the massive lines of teenagers lined up around the block to buy the latest Britney Spears or Ashlee Simpson offering. Are you one of those teenagers? Never mind - I'm sure you've got your MTV cranked up to ten waiting for the next newsbreak to tell you what to buy either way, so it's mostly irrelevant. My guess is you found your older brothers copy of 5150 while he was out on the porch getting drunk on cheep beer and wondering if he should do anything about the kitchen appliances out on his front lawn this month or if maybe he should beat his wife a little more frequently. By the way - tell him to change his Standing Hampton tour shirt, it's got grease and vomit stains on it. Oh, you might want to educate yourselves about something called CDs...the copy of VOA in your 1980 Iroc's stock cassette player is probably more than a little worn out now, wouldn't you agree?
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