David Lee vs. Eddie (Who would win in a bar fight?)

[LOS35]

Please,Dave all the way!!

Remember the Charlotte show when someone threw a fire cracker on stage?
Dave.... "No one throughs a fire cracker on my stage you stupid MF! Do you want to sit in the dark or come up here and go a few rounds? You stupid MF!!"

[SweetSecrets]

Yea, I think Dave would kick the crap out of all of em with is karate moves..then leave with like five women on his arms.

I could so picture that.

(Thanks Max )

[WOAHYEAH]

Dave would be the bigger man.

You dont have good MA training, then pick fights.

[ASDF125250]

If dave got into a fight he might kill EVH. Seriously, if you think about it, didn't he have some wierd ass bone problems? Plus hes dutch, and hes short. If I were dave I would be to scared to fight him because one blow might end his suffering. Oh, and if alex attempted to sneak up behind the diamond one, another ceiling might fall on him. In all reality, dave would be able to kick both the sisters asses, and Hagars if he wanted too. He's too good for that shit, though.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

I can also picture Dave, having dropped both of the sisters; finishing his drink, tossing the bartender a twenty and getting up to leave...but he stops at the door; where Michael Anthony is cowering...trembling is fat ass off after watching his leaders get their asses kicked.

DAVE: You lookin' at somthin', BassPlayer?
MIKE: Uhhhh...No, Mr. Roth Sir....here let me get the door for you.

He opens the door, and even polishes the floor so its nice and clean for Dave to walk across. Then Dave gets onto a horse and rides off into the sunset with the theme to "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" playing.

[Axl is GOD]

Dave would kick ed's ass because ed would b to drunk to fight