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  • John Holmes

    Something is moving at 5150

    An insider report, broadcasted on the KUFQ radio station, brought us some good news about what's going on at the Howdy Dowdy Mountain studio.

    Alan McFaraday, a former Warner engineer, said he's been in touch with Eddie, helping him cutting some new tracks for the next album. Who's going to sing? More on it later.

    Apparently, Eddie found himself short of musicians and he said he wants to bring on the next recording his true friends, no session men anymore. The album is also a departure from the brown sound.

    Let's give a look at who's helping him out.

    He is working with an horn section for a few tunes. Here's a picture of the guys getting ready to record:



    The background singers:



    A new drummer has been introduced, since Alex has been left unable to play due to too much wanking, which injured seriously his right wrist.



    So who's the singer?

    Well, Bluto will be the new singer.




    Here's what Jim, no. 1 Eddie fan, says about the songs.

    "Absolutely fantastic. Eddie can't play anymore, but he found new ways to deliver innovative sounds. Like sliding a Heineken's bottle up and down on the guitar's neck, licking the strings with his half-tongue and using a few teeth he lost recently, due to alcohol, in place of a pick. The guys in the horns section are fantastic. I have never heard people who could produce such musical farts. The guy with the beard gives a very baritone pitch to his farts. The new drummer beats the shit out of those drums, and you can believe me the shit gets out, a bum actually used them for a crapper. Bluto is absolutely amazing. He can sing with such thunderous voice, and his lyrics are inspired. You can believe trouble is on the loose when you hear him saying 'I haf'ta look fer that dumb sailor. I is stronger than his.'. Be sure not to miss the next album guys. It rocks. I have been granted to preview it 'cause Eddie is such a nice guy. He was punch drunk and stoned and he was sure I was a bandmember.".
  • vanzilla
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1777

    #2
    Welcome back Johnny! 5 stars for that one brother!
    Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC

    Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!

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    • matt19
      Sniper
      • Mar 2005
      • 875

      #3
      that one was good hahaha
      Long Live Classic VH

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22951

        #4
        Pretty close to the truth, I'd imagine
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Thorman
          Commando
          • Apr 2005
          • 1178

          #5
          Originally posted by John Holmes
          An insider report, broadcasted on the KUFQ radio station, brought us some good news about what's going on at the Howdy Dowdy Mountain studio.

          Alan McFaraday, a former Warner engineer, said he's been in touch with Eddie, helping him cutting some new tracks for the next album. Who's going to sing? More on it later.

          Apparently, Eddie found himself short of musicians and he said he wants to bring on the next recording his true friends, no session men anymore. The album is also a departure from the brown sound.

          Let's give a look at who's helping him out.

          He is working with an horn section for a few tunes. Here's a picture of the guys getting ready to record:



          The background singers:



          A new drummer has been introduced, since Alex has been left unable to play due to too much wanking, which injured seriously his right wrist.



          So who's the singer?

          Well, Bluto will be the new singer.




          Here's what Jim, no. 1 Eddie fan, says about the songs.

          "Absolutely fantastic. Eddie can't play anymore, but he found new ways to deliver innovative sounds. Like sliding a Heineken's bottle up and down on the guitar's neck, licking the strings with his half-tongue and using a few teeth he lost recently, due to alcohol, in place of a pick. The guys in the horns section are fantastic. I have never heard people who could produce such musical farts. The guy with the beard gives a very baritone pitch to his farts. The new drummer beats the shit out of those drums, and you can believe me the shit gets out, a bum actually used them for a crapper. Bluto is absolutely amazing. He can sing with such thunderous voice, and his lyrics are inspired. You can believe trouble is on the loose when you hear him saying 'I haf'ta look fer that dumb sailor. I is stronger than his.'. Be sure not to miss the next album guys. It rocks. I have been granted to preview it 'cause Eddie is such a nice guy. He was punch drunk and stoned and he was sure I was a bandmember.".
          Originally posted by John Holmes
          An insider report, broadcasted on the KUFQ radio station, brought us some good news about what's going on at the Howdy Dowdy Mountain studio.

          Alan McFaraday, a former Warner engineer, said he's been in touch with Eddie, helping him cutting some new tracks for the next album. Who's going to sing? More on it later.

          Apparently, Eddie found himself short of musicians and he said he wants to bring on the next recording his true friends, no session men anymore. The album is also a departure from the brown sound.

          Let's give a look at who's helping him out.

          He is working with an horn section for a few tunes. Here's a picture of the guys getting ready to record:



          The background singers:



          A new drummer has been introduced, since Alex has been left unable to play due to too much wanking, which injured seriously his right wrist.



          So who's the singer?

          Well, Bluto will be the new singer.




          Here's what Jim, no. 1 Eddie fan, says about the songs.

          "Absolutely fantastic. Eddie can't play anymore, but he found new ways to deliver innovative sounds. Like sliding a Heineken's bottle up and down on the guitar's neck, licking the strings with his half-tongue and using a few teeth he lost recently, due to alcohol, in place of a pick. The guys in the horns section are fantastic. I have never heard people who could produce such musical farts. The guy with the beard gives a very baritone pitch to his farts. The new drummer beats the shit out of those drums, and you can believe me the shit gets out, a bum actually used them for a crapper. Bluto is absolutely amazing. He can sing with such thunderous voice, and his lyrics are inspired. You can believe trouble is on the loose when you hear him saying 'I haf'ta look fer that dumb sailor. I is stronger than his.'. Be sure not to miss the next album guys. It rocks. I have been granted to preview it 'cause Eddie is such a nice guy. He was punch drunk and stoned and he was sure I was a bandmember.".


          HAHAHAHAH...huh?
          http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22951

            #6
            Originally posted by Thorman
            HAHAHAHAH...huh?
            You get the Dipshit of the Day Award!

            Congratulations on your accomplishment!
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • superdave
              Sniper
              • Apr 2004
              • 779

              #7
              I thought this thread was about Sammy's bowels......

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                I think Ed taught Jim how he composes. Looks like EVH is bringing in some outside songwriters too....
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Terry
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12222

                  #9
                  Too fuckin' funny, and you know I'm half hoping the shit is true, 'cuz that lineup of miscreants would sure-as-shit be able to come up with something better than Up For Breakfast...probably won't take 'em 4 years to put it out, either.

                  Seriously, Ed should just stop searching for a singer and do an album of instrumentals. Put a nix on the inevitable CVH comparisons a Van Halen Mach 4 will bring (and his inevitable failure to live up to his own legacy)...Al can play drums, Ed can play bass, keyboards and top it all off with some of the blazing rock guitar work he used to set the world on fire with.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • scottydabodi
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2541

                    #10
                    Originally posted by vanzilla
                    Welcome back Johnny! 5 stars for that one brother!
                    John Holmes, my old bud from the days when we were in THE INDUSTRY together...How are you, man? Another excellent post!! Keep Rothin'!!
                    If you listen to fools
                    The Mob Rules

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                    • Thorman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1178

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      You get the Dipshit of the Day Award!

                      Congratulations on your accomplishment!
                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      You get the Dipshit of the Day Award!

                      Congratulations on your accomplishment!

                      Dude....that was awarded to you the day DLR was FIRED from the band......and replaced with the rightful singer
                      http://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wav

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                      • scottd1984
                        Groupie
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 83

                        #12
                        Originally posted by John Holmes
                        An insider report, broadcasted on the KUFQ radio station, brought us some good news about what's going on at the Howdy Dowdy Mountain studio.

                        Alan McFaraday, a former Warner engineer, said he's been in touch with Eddie, helping him cutting some new tracks for the next album. Who's going to sing? More on it later.

                        Apparently, Eddie found himself short of musicians and he said he wants to bring on the next recording his true friends, no session men anymore. The album is also a departure from the brown sound.

                        Let's give a look at who's helping him out.

                        He is working with an horn section for a few tunes. Here's a picture of the guys getting ready to record:



                        The background singers:



                        A new drummer has been introduced, since Alex has been left unable to play due to too much wanking, which injured seriously his right wrist.



                        So who's the singer?

                        Well, Bluto will be the new singer.




                        Here's what Jim, no. 1 Eddie fan, says about the songs.

                        "Absolutely fantastic. Eddie can't play anymore, but he found new ways to deliver innovative sounds. Like sliding a Heineken's bottle up and down on the guitar's neck, licking the strings with his half-tongue and using a few teeth he lost recently, due to alcohol, in place of a pick. The guys in the horns section are fantastic. I have never heard people who could produce such musical farts. The guy with the beard gives a very baritone pitch to his farts. The new drummer beats the shit out of those drums, and you can believe me the shit gets out, a bum actually used them for a crapper. Bluto is absolutely amazing. He can sing with such thunderous voice, and his lyrics are inspired. You can believe trouble is on the loose when you hear him saying 'I haf'ta look fer that dumb sailor. I is stronger than his.'. Be sure not to miss the next album guys. It rocks. I have been granted to preview it 'cause Eddie is such a nice guy. He was punch drunk and stoned and he was sure I was a bandmember.".
                        NICE!!!

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          #13
                          QUALITY STUFF FROM JOHNNY WAD!!!

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