Dave for the 21st Century

[Denny]

[Katydid]

If Dave wants to cut a blues album I can set him with Fat Possum Records anytime...

Heck I even have a blues song I wrote and put on a demo one time.

I'm sure Bruce and Steve would do everything they could to help him.

They had a documentary done on them for TV...they took (Burnside who owns it) took cotton pickers from the cotton patch and made them well know.) Out of Oxford, MS.

They are nice guys and started sending me stuff and I began to post it on Embryo Songs website, now a lot of the guys are playing all over the world

[Denny]

Originally posted by Katydid
If Dave wants to cut a blues album I can set him with Fat Possum Records anytime...

Heck I even have a blues song I wrote and put on a demo one time.

I'm sure Bruce and Steve would do everything they could to help him.

They had a documentary done on them for TV...they took (Burnside who owns it) took cotton pickers from the cotton patch and made them well know.) Out of Oxford, MS.

They are nice guys and started sending me stuff and I began to post it on Embryo Songs website, now a lot of the guys are playing all over the world

There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n lyin'
'Cause her sweet little hubby's
Suckin' prong part time
(In the name of The Lord)


Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you're a jerk


Did he really choose Tammy to do His Work?
Robertson says that he's The One
Oh sure he is,
if Armageddon
Is your idea of family fun,
An' he's got some planned for you!
(Now, tell me that ain't true)


Now, what if Jimbo's slightly gay,
Will Pat let Jimbo get away?
Everything we've heard him say
Indicated that Jim must pay,
(And it just might hurt a bit)
But keep that money rollin' in,
'Cause Pat and naughty Jimbo
Can't get enough of it


Perhaps it's their idea
Of an Affirmative Action Plan
To give White Trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!
And every night we can hear them thank
Their Buddy, up above
For sending down his love
(While you all smell the glove)


Jim and Pat should take a pole
(Right up each saintly glory-hole),
With tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd love to do to you


('Cause they think you are bad --
And they are very mad)


'Cause some folks don't want prayer in school!


(We'd need an ark to survive the drool
Of Micro-publicans, raised on hate,
And 'Jimbo-Jimbo' when they graduate)


Conviced they are 'The Chosen Ones' --
And all their parents carry guns,
And hold them cards in the N.R.A.
(With their fingers on the triggers
When they kneel and pray)


With a Ku-Klux muu-muu
In the back of the truck,
If you ain't Born Again,
They wanna mess you up, screamin':
"No abortion, no-siree!"
"Life's too precious, can't you see!"
(What's that hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like 'colored folks' to me --
Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)


Imagine if you will
A multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,
Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. Senator


Studied Law --
But is not qualified to practice it


Father of a "love child"
Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants
Of papa's religious propaganda program


Claims not to be a "Faith Healer",
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes


Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in Central America
Claiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friends


Involved in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)


Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;
Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him into --
The Twilight Zone


What if Pat gets in the White House,
And suddenly --
The rights of 'certain people' disappear
Mysteriously?


Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify
As an American Tragedy?
(Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
"Jesus told it to me!")


I hope we never see that day,
In The Land of The Free --
Or someday will we?
Will we?


And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow --


And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let those TV Preachers
Make a monkey out of you!


I said:
"Jesus will think you're a jerk"
And it will be true!


There's an old rugged cross
In the land of cutton --
It's still burnin' on somebody's lawn
And it still smells rotten


Jim and Tammy!
Oh, baby!
You gotta go!
You really got to go!

[Katydid]

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/embryo_songs/message/3036

Hope this works...these guys started sending me info all time. I post it on Embryo Songs.

[Katydid]

http://www.hoovers.com/fat-possum/--ID__111608--/free-co-factsheet.xhtml?cm_ven=PAID&cm_cat=INK&cm_pla=CO1&cm_ite=fat-possum

More particulars for Fat Possum Blues Records....

[Stillwell]

Re: Dave for the 21st Century

Originally posted by katie
I was listening to Gary Moore 'Still Got the Blues' and was thinking how well he did back in 89/90 to re-invent himself like that.

I reckon Dave could also pull off a great blues CD.

1)He has a great voice for this kind of stuff.
2) It could be maybe a have covers half originals CD
3) It would be great if he could work with some great blues players (this would make the CD span across many fan bases)
4) A great way to maybe go for a *new* audience and re-invent a whole new stage show.

Well i would go for it.

What do you lot think?

I want Dave to deliver the mother's milk that tasted tit sweet in DLR Band. One or two stylistic diversion tracks are OK, but Dave should stick to light hearted, balls to da wall, hard on rock.

1. Yes he does.
2. Covers are good for a young band, not a LEGEND.
3. Why dick around with blues guitarists when he could dial up Lowrey and kick ass on hard rock originals laced with Dave’s wit and blind siding guitar riffs?
4. Dave will not gain a new audience by changing his style. The only way he is going to build up a larger fan base is by consistently touring and releasing records. Right now, I don't see that happening. Dave seems content with pursuing the insane interests that pop into that wonderful little brain of his.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Denny
Negative, No. Realistic.....Yes.

I like to see people made fools of themselves, so yes....this place is kinda of Interesting and entertaining somewhat.

Good to see you're leading by example, fuckwad. Everyone has an opinion, too bad your's doen't mean a shit...

[Katydid]

Denny, You need to settle down, you are having too much fun. Have you been eating too many sweets? I might have to call in Cathedral and the F Troop on you.

Somebody told me you and Susie Q got married. I'm glad because a lot of guys wanted to kick your ass; and deport you, cause they said you kept Susie Q in the basement too much.

I don't think she likes me. But, I like her ok. She said she was one of the earliest ladies on the Roth Army. I think by her avatar she is just a little too beautiful for her own good.

Said she was sort of the Mother Hen...

I hope they didn't give her as much trouble as they have me. Course she didn't post spiritual stuff like me.

[Katydid]

Sorry, Matt Johnson owns Fat Possum...RL Burnside was probably one of the first artist on the label..

[katie]

Originally posted by Stillwell
I want Dave to deliver the mother's milk that tasted tit sweet in DLR Band. One or two stylistic diversion tracks are OK, but Dave should stick to light hearted, balls to da wall, hard on rock.

1. Yes he does.
2. Covers are good for a young band, not a LEGEND.
3. Why dick around with blues guitarists when he could dial up Lowrey and kick ass on hard rock originals laced with Dave’s wit and blind siding guitar riffs?
4. Dave will not gain a new audience by changing his style. The only way he is going to build up a larger fan base is by consistently touring and releasing records. Right now, I don't see that happening. Dave seems content with pursuing the insane interests that pop into that wonderful little brain of his.

Fair point Stillwell.
It was just an idea i wanted to discuss.
Just thought that Daves career had so many twists and turns this could/may be another.

[Denny]

Originally posted by katie
Fair point Stillwell.
It was just an idea i wanted to discuss.
Just thought that Daves career had so many twists and turns this could/may be another.

David Lee Roth hasn't had a career since "Just Like Paradise"

The Truth Is Out There.....™

[katie]

Originally posted by Denny
David Lee Roth hasn't had a career since "Just Like Paradise"

The Truth Is Out There.....™

Turn the light off when you leave Denny (LOL)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Denny
Negative, No. Realistic.....Yes.

I like to see people made fools of themselves, so yes....this place is kinda of Interesting and entertaining somewhat.

It's basic human nature.

However, the aspect of bringing said folly on onself kinda denotes the whole anti-social deal.

You know, blatant displays of irrelevant subject matter... huge pictures of a pumpkin pie in a concrete forum...

Nothing says delusional™ behavior like self-affirmed, endangered species as comedy.

Fuck it, I dunno what I'm talking about.

Thank GOD I can just lock the shit out of stuff.