A Job Opportunity to DLR, If you Weeeellll!

[Virgil Runnells]

DIAMOND-BABY!!
THIS IS THE TOWAH UH POWAH,TOO SWEEEET TO BE SOUR, JACK, BIG DUST, OFFERING
YOU THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME BABY! TURNBUCKLE ENTERTAINMENT ROCKIN AND ROLLIN' IS
IN NEED OF A JOBBER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAME INTO MY MIND,IF U WEEL, AND
THAT IS THE #1 JOBBER IN VAN HALEN HISTORY JACK, NONE OTHER THAN DAVID L. ROTH,
AND THE L STANDS FOR LOSIN' MUTHAHFUGGA!! IF U WEEL. THE DIAMOND D. WILL FALL
PREY,

FALL
VICTIM,IF U WEEL, TO THE BIONIC TITTY ELBOW ONCE AGAIN, IT WILL BE LIKE
OLD TIMES JACK! CALL ME DIAMOND-BABY. THIS COULD BE BIG BINNESS, IF U WEEL!

[Calderone]

what's this shit

[Virgil Runnells]

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DIS THE AMERICAN DWEEM, TELLIN ALL MY CHILLUN' DAT THE COSMIC COWBOY,THE TOWER OF POWAH, TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR MAY HAVE BEEN HUMILIATED IN THE WWF, IN PULLIK IF U WEEEL, MADE TO WEAR POLKA DOTS AND GIVEN AUNT JEMIMAH FOR A VALET, IF U WEEEL, ....BUT I NEVER WOULDA GOT REPLACED BY SAMMY LIKE DIAMOND DAVE. THE DWEEM DONT PLAY THAT, JACK.

[WOAHYEAH]