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  • UGS
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2005
    • 492

    Spammy's fav. sex song. . .

    Found this at collegehumor.com. It's about Britney Spears, but the author takes the time to make fun of Sammy.



    here's the text:

    I was (legally) shopping online for music today when I came across a fun featurette in the iTunes Music Store: Celebrity Playlists! If you’re interested in learning more about the musical tastes of mammoth talents such as Donnie Osmond, Jamie Lee Curtis and Richard Marx, then you’ll have a blast surfing through these compilations. And not only do you get a list of the stars’ favorite songs, you’re also given explanations to why they cherish each track. For instance, and I’m not making this up, Track 14 on Sammy Hagar’s playlist is the song “High and Dry Again” by Sammy Hagar and the Waboritas. He says that it’s his “favorite sex song.” Now we can all agree, there’s no better love-making music than Sammy Hagar, but can you imagine the extra pleasure you’d experience having sex listening to Sammy Hagar if you actually were Sammy Hagar (not to mention if you were a Waborita). Talk about a rockin’ orgasm. Who even needs a partner, right Sammy?

    After several hours of playlist perusing, I came across a particularly eclectic assemblage of music offered by the sublime Britney Spears. I’ve transcribed below exactly what America’s favorite preggo posted as her ultimate musical grab bag.

    That’s it for me—the rest is all Britney…
    Keep on Rothing in the Free World
  • Rikk
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 16518

    #2
    Re: Spammy's fav. sex song. . .

    Originally posted by UGS
    Found this at collegehumor.com. It's about Britney Spears, but the author takes the time to make fun of Sammy.



    here's the text:

    I was (legally) shopping online for music today when I came across a fun featurette in the iTunes Music Store: Celebrity Playlists! If you’re interested in learning more about the musical tastes of mammoth talents such as Donnie Osmond, Jamie Lee Curtis and Richard Marx, then you’ll have a blast surfing through these compilations. And not only do you get a list of the stars’ favorite songs, you’re also given explanations to why they cherish each track. For instance, and I’m not making this up, Track 14 on Sammy Hagar’s playlist is the song “High and Dry Again” by Sammy Hagar and the Waboritas. He says that it’s his “favorite sex song.” Now we can all agree, there’s no better love-making music than Sammy Hagar, but can you imagine the extra pleasure you’d experience having sex listening to Sammy Hagar if you actually were Sammy Hagar (not to mention if you were a Waborita). Talk about a rockin’ orgasm. Who even needs a partner, right Sammy?

    After several hours of playlist perusing, I came across a particularly eclectic assemblage of music offered by the sublime Britney Spears. I’ve transcribed below exactly what America’s favorite preggo posted as her ultimate musical grab bag.

    That’s it for me—the rest is all Britney…
    LMFAO!!!!!!!:D

    I can only imagine the psychiatrist sessions Kari is going to have to pay for when he has his stroke and dies in two years. The memories of sex with Sam...
    Roth Army Militia

    Originally posted by WARF
    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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    • mentalpancake
      Roadie
      • Apr 2005
      • 183

      #3
      "Who even needs a partner, right Sammy?"
      Haha the truth comes out

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